Sunday, May 08, 2016

Ben Affleck's Batman promotion, Kim Jong-Un's new title and a golfer's self-inflicted head trauma


- Oh Brooklyn, will your quest to be cooler than and better than never end? Your hipster world is always looking for the next thing to ironically like before anyone else and the latest example of that phenomenon is taking place in the skies over the Brooklyn Navy Yard.  A unique light show that some of equated to fireflies descending upon Brooklyn is illuminating the New York City night. It’s a performance called "Fly By Night” and it is being presented by the nonprofit group Creative Time in conjunction with Red Hook-based artist Duke Riley. Riley spent 10 months putting the show together on a ship, where he and his trained pigeons equipped with LED lights are in the midst of a six-night run. Riley used a bamboo pole and a plastic bag to train the the pigeons to take flight and land on the vessel. "They recognize who the person is that takes care of them, and they know that it's you standing there with her over the garbage bag on top of it and just know that it's their time to fly and their time to perform," Riley said. Yes, pigeons generally menace people by crapping all over everything in their immediate vicinity and while some train them to race or deliver messages, using them as flying LED lights is a new idea. According to Riley, pigeons are a central focus of his art.  "I lived in a pigeon coop for four years in Providence, Rhode Island, where I spent the entire time studying pigeons," he said. He picked the Navy Yard for the project because it once was home to nation's largest military pigeon coop, where the birds were trained to deliver messages before radio existed. The show was fully booked for its six-night run and tickets were free, so good luck finding a seat……..


- Golf clubs are literally the most important tools in professional golfer’s bag, the implements with which he or she makes a living. Keeping those clubs in good working order definitely matters if a golfer wants to make the cut and play on the weekend in tournaments, which is the route to getting paid. PGA Tour player Zac Blair momentarily forgot that lesson - and may forget a lot of things in the near future do to potential memory loss on account of head trauma - after hitting himself in the head with his putter and damaging it, in the process earning a disqualification from the Wells Fargo Championship for using a non-conforming club. Blair bludgeoned himself in the head with his club after missing a putt on the fifth green at Quail Hollow Golf Club and in a fatal mistake, proceeded to use the club to putt out. It was only after completing the hole that he noticed that the putter was bent and approached a rules official on the sixth tee. When Blair explained the situation, the rules official disqualified him under Rule 4-3b because he holed out with the non-conforming club. Had he noticed the damaged putter before using it, he could have tapped in with a wedge and played the rest of the round without a putter. Under the Rules of Golf, a player may replace a damaged club during a round but not if the damage was done in anger. Even if he hadn't been disqualified, Blair likely would have missed the 36-hole cut because he was 4 over par at the time. “I let my emotions get the best of me today,” Blair wrote on Twitter, later making light of the situation by posting a video of now-Champions Tour player Woody Austin, who once famously bent a putter in anger by hitting himself in the head. Next time, drop a squeezable stress ball into your bag or do a little on-course yoga to calm down, Z………


- There’s little point to it, but props to North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un for his shiny new title of dictatorial excess. North Korea's ruling party is preparing to bestow a new title on the diminutive, cherubic madman in a surefire sign that the third heir to North Korea's dynasty of Kim’s is still in control despite his country's deepening international isolation over his continued push to develop more and better nuclear weapons. State media, i.e. the government’s mouthpiece, in the Asian nation cited the agenda for an upcoming congress, which  included reviewing the works of the party's Central Committee and Central Audit Commission, revising party rules, electing Kim to the top party post and electing a new central leadership for the party. With his new job title, Kim would be on a level equivalent to his late father and grandfather, who held the title of general secretary of the Workers' Party. Not much would likely change in the repressive, isolated nature of daily life in the country, where Kim is already head of the party, but with the title of first secretary. The Congress opened Friday with the dictator deliver a brief speech that singled out North Korea's advances in developing nuclear weapons and rockets capable of putting satellites into orbit. He cited those developments as important examples of the country's progress in the face of international criticism and tough sanctions that threaten to further stifle its struggling economy, suggesting that being able to blow South Korea off the map is more important than feeding his people or keeping his country from regressing into the dark ages……..


- Keep going, Ben Affleck, and you might just find yourself as the emperor of the Marvel universe. Affleck, who received so-so reviews for the largely panned “Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice” in his first foray as the Caped Crusader, was already signed to star in the upcoming “Justice League: Part One” movie, but like the new employee whose boss gets fired soon after he comes on board, Affleck has been promoted to executive producer for the project. Most believe Warner Bros. made the move in order to give Affleck, who will play Batman, more control over the script and post-production and for a guy with two Oscars - one for his work with Matt Damon on the screenplay for “Good Will Hunting, and another more recently for Argo,” which he produced, directed and starred in - maybe that’s a good thing. Despite all of the critical hate, “Batman v. Superman” has taken in $864 million  at the worldwide box office. Director Zack Snyder is helming “Justice League,” which began principal photography in April, has a star-studded cast including Henry Cavill, Gal Gadot, Ezra Miller, Jason Momoa, Ray Fisher, Amy Adams, Amber Heard, Jeremy Irons, JK Simmons and Willem Dafoe. It's due for release out next November, 2017 with its second part scheduled for June 2019. Affleck is also working on a stand-alone Batman film, in which he is expected to star and direct, and will appear again as Batman first though in this August's “Suicide Squad.” Clearly, the bat has taken over his career and is paying extremely well……….

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