Wednesday, June 01, 2016

Michael Bay hate, gators as projectiles and Ronda Rousey called unstable

- Why the sharp, sudden U-turn, Hungarian government? All of a sudden, Hungary says it's not aiming to drive Uber from the country and now, the government wants to ensure that the ride-sharing app sticks to rules ensuring fair competition for all taxi companies. Anti-Uber rage has been a thing around the world in various nations that don’t deal well with change and free-market concepts, but the tide began to turn in Hungary after Ministry of National Development state secretary Janos Fonagy and other officials met with representatives from Uber for the first time in months and afterward, Fonagy praised the company's "exceptionally modern" innovations and claimed they have been mostly adopted by other taxi firms. In spite of that, he returned to the central point that all companies had to obey the rules. This all comes against the backdrop of Hungary's parliament debating legislation increasing penalties for unlicensed drivers and banning apps like Uber. The ride service, which has fought similar battles in countries across the planet in the past few years, said it hopes Hungary will wait for upcoming guidelines from the European Union on "collaborative economy platforms" like Uber  before deciding. Predicting what Hungary will do is a bit like trying to predict whether that next Uber passenger you pick up on a Saturday night will be relatively sober and non-belligerent, so this situation could still take an ugly turn or five……..


- Shots fired in the UFC women’s division, where reigning female bantamweight champion Miesha Tate is taking advantage of the platform afforded her by her title reign as well as the conspicuous absence of longtime rival Ronda Rousey to land some haymakers on the ex-champ. Tate spilled the beans on a story involving an alleged interaction between Rousey and UFC strawweight Paige VanZant as recounted to her by VanZant, who claimed Rousey "cussed her out" during a promotional appearance because VanZant publicly congratulated Holly Holm for defeating Rousey last November. Tate alleged that this is just one of several examples of Rousey's behavior behind the scenes and called her rival "somewhat emotionally unstable." But ever the professional, Tate tried to soften the blow by insisting that being crazy didn’t mean Rousey was worse in the ring. "Doesn't mean she fights any worse for it. I'm not knocking her as an athlete, but emotionally, she's just got some things that are a little bit strange, and I think that that was one of them,” she said of the VanZant incident. She then implied that Rousey is one way in public and another behind the scenes and said that’s why the two have a rivalry. A cynic would point out that although Tate has the belt now, she has suffered two losses to Rousey (12-1) in her career, in 2012 and 2013. After that second bout, Tate famously extended her hand toward Rousey, who turned away without acknowledging it. In other words, there’s plenty of reasons be bitter……..


- You hurl a gator through the Wendy’s drive-thru window, you pay the price. Such is life for Joshua James, a Florida man who threw an alligator through a drive-thru window and was sentenced to a year of probation after throwing himself at the mercy of the court. James, who appears to be either a total moron or the sort of tool who combines too much cheap alcohol with too little self-control and then gets behind the wheel, told the judge that he's sorry he threw the alligator through the window at a Wendy's last October. As this ass hat tells it, he found the nearly four-foot gator by the side of the road and meant to play a prank on a friend at the restaurant. Somehow, it never occurred to him to merely leave the animal inside the friend’s car or underneath the vehicle and instead thought that it was wise to hurl the toothy beast into the restaurant where it could attack and harm people, pollute the food and kitchen and wreak havoc. For that, he was initially charged with multiple felonies, including assault with a deadly weapon. Thankfully, one was hurt by the gator, which was captured and returned to the wild. Because the legal system has a propensity to not give people the punishment they need and so richly deserve, James entered an open plea on two misdemeanors and instead of going to jail where he could have a hell of a time explaining to his fellow inmates why he was behind bars, he’s going to be on probation where, given his demonstrated level of intelligence, he’s going to break another law or five and complete his destiny by wearing a prison jumpsuit………


- Will the claims of wrongdoing against big-budget action move director Michael Bay never end? First, there are the wholly substantiated allegations that his films are bloated, overly CGI-ed pieces of crap with terrible scripts and even worse acting. But even beyond that, there are the growing claims that he’s a body-shaming dictator on set, a man who belittles women and treats them like pieces of meat. That’s the tale being told by actress Kate Beckinsale, who 14 years after the fact is claiming that Bay once body-shamed her after she landed a role in the 2001 movie “Pearl Harbor.” According to Beckinsale, Bay was critical of her weight and looks when she was cast.  “I think he was baffled by me because my boobs weren’t bigger than my head and I wasn’t blond,” she said. “I’d just had my daughter and had lost weight . . . but I was told that if I got the part, I’d have to work out. And I just didn’t understand why a 1940s nurse would do that.” He claims fit with previous claims by the marginally talented actress Megan Fox, who once said the Transformers director “wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for.” Fox can't act her way out of a wet paper bag, so maybe Bay has reason be tough on her, but more women saying critical things about him as a director isn’t good. “Then when he was asked about me, he’d say, ‘Kate wasn’t so attractive that she would alienate the female audience,’” Beckinsale added, saying that Bay would gush about her male co-stars Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett, but bag on her. The good news for fans of well-directed movies is that Bay is on record as saying that he won't direct the next “Transformers” movie, which is scheduled for release in 2017 and will star Mark Wahlberg. Wahlberg also anchored the fourth and most recent installment in the “Transformers” franchise, “Transformers: Age Of Extinction,” which came out in 2014 and became the second film in the series to gross over $1 billion worldwide. At least this one won't suck - if it does - on account of its director………

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