Monday, May 23, 2016

Arizona paintball justice, Marvel finally casts a lady villain and a retired NFL star goes day job warrior


- Lots of former professional athletes struggle with the transition to life after sports. Former Pro Bowler Patrick Willis doesn’t seem to be one of them, even if he’s making a fraction of what he used to earn when he was cracking skulls and sacking quarterbacks playing middle linebacker in the NFL. Willis elected to walk away from football at the age of 30 and now, he’s gone from balling for the San Francisco 49ers to grinding away Monday through Friday with a Silicon Valley tech startup company. The 11th overall player drafted in 2007 and a veteran of eight NFL seasons, Willis is now in a life of staff meetings, cubicles and break room doughnuts, working at a company called Open Source Storage. "For me, this is an opportunity to be able to tell young kids that you can be more than just a physical specimen to be great," Willis said. "I'm a person that can't speak about something until I've done it myself." His new career stemmed from a chance meeting with tech entrepreneur Eren Niazi, who launched Open Source Storage in 2001, when Niazi spotted his neighbor trying to haul some trash bags to the curb, hampered as he recovered from yet another injury-related surgery. Two years later, Willis joined the company as a board member and executive vice president for partnerships. "A lot of guys come in with a big ego, but Patrick’s not like that," Niazi said. "He's just a total pleasure to work with." Fans may have been stunned when a great NFL player in his prime chose to walk away from the game and tens of millions of dollars, but Willis had been planning the move for some time, not wanting to end up as a beaten-down former player barely able to physically function on a day-to-day basis………


- Most people have no idea where Tajikistan is or how to spell Tajikistan, but that ignorance isn't going to help the poor, oppressed souls who call this Asian nation home. Not much is going to help the Tajikistani people, not in the wake of the dubious passage of a referendum on changing the Constitution to allow their authoritarian president to run for the office indefinitely, effectively allowing him to rule for life. No one expected anything different under 63-year-old President Emomali Rakhmon, who has iron-fistedly ruled the former Soviet republic in Central Asia since 1992. During 24 years in power, this despot has crushed or bullied all opposition to his rule. For that reason, the referendum was expected to pass easily and while official vote totals in matters such as this are more of a punch line set by those in power than an actual, legitimate count of how people voted, as the day wound down on Sunday, the official turnout for the referendum was about 80 percent. The proposed changes were clearly made with one eye on keeping the current, tyrannical regime in power and the other on the future by lowering the minimum age for presidents from 35 to 30 years. Thus, Rakhmon's son, now 29, can run in the (sure-to-be-rigged) presidential election in 2020 and succeed him as leader of the country. It’s great to be an obscure, Third World nation to which the world pays little attention and in which the rules of fair elections are wholly irrelevant……..


- It’s awesome to see that Marvel isn't totally woman-hating when it comes to dishing out prime roles in its films. In the wake of  “Iron Man 3 screenwriter” Shane Black claiming that Marvel barred him and co-writer Drew Pearce from making the film's villain female because that character wouldn’t sell enough action figures, the studio is doing its best to save face by adding Oscar winner as the lead villain for the next Thor film, titled “Thor: Ragnarok.” Blanchett, who has won Oscars for “The Aviator” and “Blue Jasmine,” will play a “powerful new villain” called Hela, portrayed in Marvel comics as the Asgardian goddess of death. The cast is shaping up as a talented, eclectic one, with “Jurassic Park” and “Independence Day” star Jeff Goldblum also a part of the cast as the eccentric Grandmaster, an ancient and supernatural character with mysterious powers. Mix in Tessa Thompson (“Selma”), who will play Valkyrie, and Karl Urban (“Lord of the Rings”), who plays Skurge, and you have a promising recent quartet of additions alongside a big-name cast that includes Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Tom Hiddleston as Loki, Mark Ruffalo as Hulk and Anthony Hopkins as Odin. The film will build on the stories of 2011's “Thor” and 2013's “Thor: The Dark World,” both of which also starred Hemsworth and Hiddleston, with the third chapter scheduled to hit theaters next November……..


- Maybe some Arizona residents are ironing out their own ideas for ways to help future President Donald “Orange Julius” Trump supplement that beefed-up immigration policy he’s promising to enact. Sure, Trump wants that 50-foot wall, but if he has a posse of paintball-gun-toting idiots roaming one of the states most affected by the steady stream of illegals flowing across the border, then maybe Mexicans and others fleeing Central and South America for the United States will think twice about border crashing. Then again, there’s a decent chance that the group of friends who randomly got paintballed walking along East Broadway Boulevard in Tucson late last week were merely victims of a low-IQ d-bag with access to a paintball gun and an abundance of free time. The group was near the corner of Park Avenue when something shot past the four friends and hit the fence next to them, according to one member of the crew, Devon Salter. As Salter remembers it, he and his friends were headed downtown when they heard a shot and the fence next to them shook. "I had no idea, like, what it was," Salter said. "If that were to have been a gun, like, that would've been it for us." The attack left a pink splotch of paint on the fence and Salter saw someone pulling what looked like a barrel of a paintball gun into a silver sedan that fled the scene. A similar attack was reported soon afterward on a Tucson News Now vehicle near Tucson High School on North 2nd Avenue and East 6th Street. These attacks came days after an unidentified woman was hit by a paintball on her left ankle, sustaining a bruise and a healthy dose of fear in the process. According to Tucson police, they are aware of the paintball incidents, but needs more information from witnesses and victims in order to boost its ongoing investigation………

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