Friday, April 24, 2015

UAB football lies, buy the "Walking Dead" town and finding Argentina's top spy


- Good luck finding him, Argentina. When your country’s best-known spy flees the country due to threats on his life and is not complying with a summons ordering him to testify in connection with the investigation into a 1994 terror bombing, you begin to realize that maybe you should have paid closer attention to his whereabouts. Antonio Stiuso fears for his safety, his lawyer, Santiago Blanco Bermudez, said in explaining why Stiuso is on the run. Not only is this dude a well-trained spy, but he’s also of the belief that the government is trying to ruin his reputation following the mysterious death of a prosecutor who accused Argentine leaders of protecting the masterminds of the bombing. "We believe (Stiuso) will continue to be a government target," Blanco Bermudez said. The idea of being a government target and having unidentified people trying to take you out is serious sh*t and even if Stiuso and his attorney refuse to specify the threats or disclose his whereabouts, no one can deny where Stiuso wasn’t on Thursday and that’s in court testifying about allegations he hid information related to the bombing, which killed 85 people at Argentina's main Jewish center. Stiuso also has been accused of running a contraband operation and tax evasion and in a shocking twist, he and his attorney also say that all of those allegations are bogus. What is widely accepted is that Stiuso oversaw a vast wire-tapping operation before being removed from his post in December and that he assisted prosecutor Alberto Nisman in his investigation of the unsolved bombing. Then Nisman was found shot dead in his bathroom on Jan. 18, days after accusing President Cristina Fernandez of reaching a secret deal with Iran to cover up its alleged responsibility for the bombing. If this doesn’t end up as a movie script some day, the world will be worse off because of it………..


- Give singer Shamir credit for a fun gimmick to promote his latest single, even if he’s not likely to race past Lil Wayne and Drake to the top of the rap game based on creating what he’s billing as a relationship hotline to dish out romantic advice to his lovelorn fans in their time of need. The hotline is to promote “Call It Off” and if fans feel like Shamir – or whichever lackeys from his crew or record label get stuck with sitting by the phone and waiting for calls to come in – can help them out, then they can dial him up. "Call 1-844-4SHAMIR (UK dial 0800 1933266) for free round-the-clock advice for all your relationship needs. No question is too big or too small for the Shamir Call It Off Relationship Hotline!" screams a press release. Shamir, for those who don’t know, is a Las Vegas-based singer who recently announced the release of his first full-length album “Ratchet.” The album drops next month and in order to make it happen, Shamir temporarily relocated to Brooklyn, where he lived in the artist space Silent Barn and recorded 'Ratchet' with producer Nick Sylvester. Their effort produced 10 tracks and according to sources close to the project, it is based on Shamir’s experiences growing up in Las Vegas. He also released an EP titled “Northtown” last year and the project was mostly well-received. Stretching out from an EP to a full-length release is a transition not every artist can make or make well, but if it allows you to spend your time talking to relationally challenged fans who want to know why their girlfriend broke up with them again, then it has to be considered a success for all involved………..


- When Hollywood presents you with a chance to cash in, you take it and up your asking price by 10 percent, b’otches. Enter Grantville, Georgia — where hit television drama “The Walking Dead” was filmed — and nine buildings in this tiny Southern town that are now conveniently up for sale. According to Grantville's former mayor, the structures — virtually the entire downtown — were put on the digital auction block known as eBay in the hopes of finding a buyer interested in revitalizing a town that the rose-tinted-glass wearers among us view as a potential hotbed of activity and life on the southern fringes of metro Atlanta. Former mayor Jim Sells is leading the charge on this one and says the asking price for the buildings is for a measly and very affordable $680,000. As his last name implies, he’s pimping this one hard and claims there has been plenty of interest even though no serious buyers have emerged. No serious buyers when you’re attempting to sell property on a site where vintage Pez dispensers and old Superman dolls still in their original packaging are the big finds on an average day? No effing way. Sells admitted that the auction's end on Friday might not result in an immediate sale, but he’s optimistic that he will find a way to do some real estate CPR and breathe life back into his downtrodden town. Grantville was featured prominently in the AMC show's third season and is clearly banking on any residual zombie cred lingering on its streets to bring in someone who believes that there is a real-life, non-scripted appeal to a largely forgettable place……..


- Somebody isn't telling the truth in Birmingham. University of Alabama-Birmingham officials shut down their football program several months back, claiming the move was purely financial and that the school could not afford to keep the team alive. That’s not what you find in a study released Thursday by an independent economic analysis firm hired to assess the fiscal state of UAB athletics. The study challenges the claim by that the football program had to be dropped for financial reasons and not only that, claims , the sport makes money for the university -- and that surpluses would grow in the coming years. Hiding behind claims that the school could no longer afford to financially support football, especially with schools moving to cover the full cost of attendance with athletic scholarships, seemed sketchy at the time the decision was made and it’s even more suspect now. "We find that the three sports in question did not cost the university anywhere near the $3.75 million indicated on UAB's accounting statements," Dan Rascher and Andy Schwarz, partners of Bay Area firm OSKR, wrote in their findings. "Instead, after making the sort of adjustments suggested by the economics literature, we conclude that the three sports were effectively break-even to slightly positive.” Hmm, that’s interesting. When these two say that football and bowling showed a modest positive return for 2013-14, the last year for which complete data was available, they don’t really have much of a reason to lie. You might know them from their critically acclaimed appearance as consultants for the plaintiffs in the Ed O'Bannon v. NCAA trial, which produced a favorable ruling for college athletes and opened the door for schools to offer cost-of-attendance scholarships. Now, you’ll know them as the dudes who used alternative methods of analysis to conclude that UAB is overstating expenses and understating revenues. According to the report, athletic scholarships cost UAB 65 percent less than their listed prices. Oh, and there’s also the fact that being a member of Conference USA are "far superior" to any alternate affiliation with a non-football conference because of media revenues that are valuable and growing. All in all, it sounds like the powers that be at UAB have some ‘splainin to do………

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