Monday, April 27, 2015

Carnegie Deli chicanery, African despot fun and MLB broken-bat humor


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! The rage be real in Burundi – check your Google Maps app so you know where Burundi is….we’ll wait -  and it’s boiling over thanks to hundreds of enraged citizens protesting against the ruling party's decision to nominate the president to run for a third term. These change-makers turned their rings around, took off their chains and flipped over some tables to get their point across when they clashed with police over the weekend, prompting The Man to block off some parts of Bujumbura, the capital. The uprisings s are in response to the decision of President Pierre Nkurunziza's ruling party to have him run in elections on June 26. You may not believe it, but watchdog groups looking on from the outside actually had the foresight to warn that a third term for the authoritarian leader would cause unrest and sure enough, thousands of Burundians have already fled to Rwanda fearing pre-election violence. The hang-up here seems to be that Burundi's constitution stipulates that a president can only serve for two terms, but Nkurunziza's party is attempting to circumvent the law by claiming that he is eligible for another term as popularly elected president because in his first term he was elected by the legislature. Opposition groups argue this is an improper interpretation of the law and unless you are a moron or a Nkurunziza sycophant, you should agree with them……….


- Texas Rangers third baseman Adrian Beltre may not have had a good night at the plate against Los Angeles Angels right-hander Garrett Richards, but at least Beltre had a good sense of humor about his struggles. Beltre went 0-for-3 against Richards in Texas' 3-2 loss, breaking his bat in all three at-bats, and not being able to contribute to his team’s attack in a one-run loss to a division rival left him searching for an appropriate retort. He found one by sending the pitcher an invoice for $300 for his snapped sticks and did a pretty solid job on the invoice, tagging it with "Cash only, no checks" and his signature. "I always love facing him," Richards said. "We have that good battle every time." Beltre’s night was decidedly less fun than Richards’ was, as he grounded out to second base in the top of the second inning, popped out to shortstop in the third and grounded into a 4-6-3 double play to end the sixth. Richards, on the other hand, pitched seven strong innings to earn the win, allowing two runs on three hits and three walks and striking out five. He showed his own sharp sense of humor by responding to Beltre’s faux invoice by sending him an autographed batting-practice bat inscribed with a message that explained his hope that it would repay his debt. Beltre has long been one of the best third basemen in baseball and judging by this exchange, he’s also one of the guys in the sport who clearly enjoys his job but doesn’t take it so seriously that he doesn’t know how to have a good laugh at his own expense from time to time………


- So THAT’S how New York's famous Carnegie Deli has been making such scrumptious sammitches all these years. It seems that the world-renowned eatery may just have itself an illegal gas hookup, something that led to the recent closure of the deli so city utility workers can find time to investigate said hookup between their mandatory six daily coffee breaks. A recording at the restaurant's phone number confirmed that it is closed for repairs related to the city's gas utility, Con Edison, but Con Edison spokesman Bob McGee said utility crews discovered a diverted line after investigating a gas leak. That led to the posting of a stop work order Friday and this is something that could happen much more often in the weeks ahead as investigators from the city and the Manhattan district attorney's office step up inspections of gas hookups since an explosion in the East Village killed two people on March 26. Because that blast may have been caused by someone improperly tapping a gas line, there is an intensified focus on making sure it doesn’t happen again, even if it means shuttering a popular tourist destination known for its massive pastrami sandwiches and pop culture cameos. No word on whether Woody Allen could be hauled in as an accessory to this possible utility crime because scenes from his film “Broadway Danny Rose” were shot there. Either way, count Carnegie Deli as one of many businesses or individuals around Manhattan possibly looking to save a few dollars or get some extra energy sources in their day via a hookup that isn't exactly above board………


- Shot fired….literally. In a move that’s either a rap fan celebrating the only way he or she knows how or a pissed-off patron who feels like the concert they just saw didn’t live up to its billing, shots were fired at Lil Wayne's tour bus after he performed in Atlanta over the weekend. Weezy put on a show at the Compound nightclub in the city and like any hip-hop show worth a damn, the gig went well past midnight and there were plenty of alcoholic beverages and illegal substances consumed, leaving an amped-up, peaking crowd in Wayne’s wake as he and his crew exited stage left. When the Wayne entourage finally boarded their two tour buses and began the journey to their next stop at around 3:30 a.m., an unidentified marksman opened fire on a posse that included Lil Wayne and executives from his Young Money label, along with other artists like Lil Twist and Hood. The intentions and identity of the shooter weren't immediately known, but one bus was strafed by a shot and it was driven to a nearby hotel, where the police were then called. Because someone took a shot at a tour bus containing a famous person, police made their way to the scene and investigated, although the results haven't been too substantial at this point. Gun shots at or immediately following a rap concert aren't exactly a new or shocking phenomenon, so maybe this can become a fun tradition on Lil Wayne tours, where one lucky fan is selected at random to open fire on the departing tour bus and see if he or she can lodge a bullet in the wall of the bus and give the entire thing a truly street feel………..

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