Wednesday, April 01, 2015

Led Zep = cash grab, charity scams are absurd and war + rape = major problem


- Wait, there are still countries where it’s necessary to sign official documents classifying rape as unacceptable? Sadly there are and one of them is the Congo, where Congolese army commanders have signed a declaration to combat rape in war. Rape and war have been sadly intertwined for virtually as long as both have existed and sometimes rape is even used as a weapon or as the spoils to the winning side in a conflict, but at least one of the most bass-ackwards nations in the world is taking a step toward addressing the problem. The United Nations hailed the measure as an important step in the fight against sexual violence during conflicts and should it hold up, it would be just that. The declaration was signed in Congo's capital, Kinshasa, and it is another piece of government plan adopted in September to end sexual violence by soldiers. It requires every Congolese military commander to pledge to take a series of actions including respecting human rights and international humanitarian law on sexual violence in conflict, ensuring prosecution of alleged perpetrators under their command and educating soldiers about the "zero tolerance policy" on sexual violence in conflict. Zainab Hawa Bangura, the U.N. special representative on sexual violence in conflict, called the signing of the document  "a giant leap forward in the fight" against rape in war. Ending the war would also be a giant leap forward but because men are incapable of living in peace and seem intent on solving their problems through killing one another, tackling rape will have to suffice………


- Nick Saban is still a liar. In case anyone forgot, the man who famously insisted he would not be the next head coach at Alabama before becoming the next head coach at Alabama weeks later is not known for being forthright and so when he claims that he is "very, very sorry for the way this worked out” in regards to signing Jonathan Taylor, he’s full of sh*t. For those who don’t know, Taylor was arrested on a domestic violence charge and dismissed from the team before playing a single game for the Crimson Tide. It came nearly a year after he was dismissed by Georgia following an arrest for felony aggravated assault and family violence for allegedly choking his then-girlfriend. Saban, athletic director Bill Battle and the Alabama administration gave what they called a "second chance" in January, entirely because he’s a 6-foot-4, 335-pound behemoth who can plug the middle of a defensive line that was whipped by Ohio State in January’s College Football Playoff championship game. It had nothing to do with giving a deserving young man a second chance at success, so to hear Saban pretend he’s apologetic about anything to do with this mess is insulting to one and all. "I'm not sorry for giving him an opportunity. I'm sorry for the way things worked out," Saban said. “I'm not apologizing for the opportunity that we gave him. I wanted to try to help the guy make it work. It didn't work. So we're sorry that it didn't work and we're sorry there was an incident and we're sorry for the people that were involved in the incident. But we're not apologizing for what we did.” Right, because everyone knows you prize difference-making players over character every day of the week and if that means taking on a guy now charged with domestic violence third-degree assault and domestic violence third-degree criminal mischief in Tuscaloosa for a brawl that left a hole punched in a bedroom door and the aforementioned incident in Georgia, so be it……….


- You have to be a special brand of scumbag to use a charity that purported to help victims of international child trafficking to rip people off of copious amounts of money. You have to be someone like Peter Senese, the director of a nonprofit organization who has been arrested in New York City on fraud charges. Federal prosecutors announced the charges against him in a criminal complaint that accuses Senese of defrauding parents through an organization called I CARE. The I CARE name makes all of this especially d-baggish, even more so than collecting large fees on false promises to reunite abducted children with their families would otherwise be. The whole sham is so absurd and so offensive, complete with Senese telling clients he was traveling the world as part of his efforts when in truth he never left the United States. Of course, if you’re going to bilk that many people out of that much money and use a story about traveling the world tracking down abducted children like you’re Liam Neeson in “Taken,” then maybe you should just go ahead and use some of that fraud money to travel the world so you can at least pretend like you’re trying to do what you promised to do. Hell, grab a glass of wine in Paris, check out the Great Wall in China and kick it at Carnival in Rio and snap a few pictures from local slums to make it look like you’re legit. Instead, this ass hat was content to con naïve people into giving him massive chunks of money and sitting on his ass in Manhattan, hoping he didn’t run into any of them on the subway or grabbing a hot dog from a street vendor. Poor execution all around………..


- The latest cash grab by one of the most iconic rock bands of all time has gone interactive. Led Zeppelin is trying to cash in on its catalog despite not having all of its members still living and therefore precluding it from releasing any legit new material by reissuing its classic album “Physical Graffiti” and they know that they cannot simply remaster the old album and slap it on iTunes if they expect people to buy it in large quantities – well, they can and a lot of bands do, but it doesn’t really maximize earning potential. Tricking out an iconic album is no easy task, but Led Zep has found a way and it has nothing to do with the music itself. No, Page, Plant and Co. have instead decided to bring the album’s famed cover to life and hope that a three-dimensional take on the image is enough to draw attention to their efforts to line their pockets with even more wads of cash. The centerpiece of this effort is an interactive clip for one of the bonus tracks from the album, part of a video that allows viewers to navigate their way through the house from the “Physical Graffiti” album cover. The video is the creation of , which also crafted Bob Dylan’s interactive video for “Like a Rolling Stone.” On some level, maybe bands and artists who have faded from mainstream consciousness and need a boost to capture any attention amongst the sea of man bands and overproduced pop hacks need this sort of assistance if they have any hope of connecting with music fans of the 21st century, but that too is a sad notion. A re-release of Led Zep’s sixth studio album, with a rough mix of “Trampled Under Foot” retitled as “Brandy & Coke”? can hardly be construed as a bad thing, but all of the excess around it isn't exactly making the band seem any cooler………

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