Friday, April 03, 2015

Riot Watch! Hawaii, casting the next "X-Men" and boxer + iPhone = knockout


- It’s always nice when a government can crank out a symbolic, practically worthless gesture that generates a lot of publicity while accomplishing nothing of substance. Governments seem to thrive on those sorts of actions and Cyprus' parliament is no different. These fine professional legislators have legislated to criminalize the denial of the massacre of an estimated 1.5 million Armenians by Ottoman Turks a century ago and if you think that doesn’t matter….you’re right, at least to anyone outside this fine legislative body. Parliamentary speaker Yiannakis Omirou said that through a unanimous vote, lawmakers can make denial of any historically proven massacre a crime. He announced after a meeting with his Armenian counterpart Thursday that Cyprus was the first country to raise the issue of recognizing the Armenian genocide at the U.N. General Assembly in 1965 and therefore, believes this empty action carries with it a tremendous significance for the whole country. Who is this aimed at? That would be Turkey, which denies that the deaths constituted genocide and claims that the toll has been inflated, and that those killed were victims of civil war and unrest. Having a nearby country that flatly denies something so offensive and important in your history can drive a nation to do crazy things, or to simply have a bunch of well-dressed and self-important men tasked with making laws that govern your nation band together to vote through a meaningless bill that won't actually have any substantive effect in the real world. Armenians mark the centenary of the killings on April 24 and it will clearly be a poignant day all around……..


- There isn't a person in the world who has access to a smartphone that doesn’t spend way too much time and border on addiction to their iPhone or Droid. We all stash them on a bedside table and use them when we should be sleeping, we dive into our apps when we should be focusing on driving and we have a near-panic attack if we’re separated from our device for more than a moment…..but not everyone takes their phone obsession to the extreme quite like middleweight boxer Marvin Jones. Jones was supposed to be focused on his big bout with Ramon Luis Nicolas at the Turner Agri-Civic Center in Arcadia, Florida, but Jones seems to have had other things on his mind in the moments leading up to the bout and when he stepped into the ring. A few seconds into the first round, referee Frank Santore, Jr. stopped the fight because Jones’ phone came tumbling out of his trunks and to the canvas. Boxing trunks tend not to have pockets, so one has to wonder where exactly in his shorts Jones put the phone and how he expected it to stay there for the entire fight. Maybe he was worried that if he left his phone in his locker room, his lady would sneak in and check it to see if he was getting any text from a girl he has on the side, but then again, why not ask your corner man to keep the phone in his pocket so it was safe? Or maybe Jones was on hold with Apple customer service and didn’t want to lose his place in line by hanging up…..but either way, Nicolas retreated to his corner while Jones bowed to the amused crowd and proceeded to get knocked out before the end of the first round. It was his fourth straight loss, but managed to take losing to a new low in the process……….


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Hawaii's Big Island is rarely a place of rage on account of being an island paradise with tropical magic and beaches galore. But there are always reasons to rise up if you look hard enough and so it is that enraged protesters on the island have been blocking the road to a mountain peak where one of the world's largest telescopes is being built. While not Molotov cocktails have been thrown and no police cars have been overturned and burned just yet, Hawaii County police spokeswoman Chris Loos says some people have been arrested for blocking the road to the Mauna Kea summit. The mountain is held sacred by native Hawaiians, but that didn’t stop the government from green-lighting the construction of the $1.4 billion Thirty Meter Telescope. When The Man gets a project rolling downhill, it’s tough to stop and even though opponents of the project grasped at straws by questioning whether land appraisals were done correctly and whether native Hawaiian groups had been consulted, it was all to no avail as the process simply kept going. Growing more desperate by the day, protestors disrupted a groundbreaking and Hawaiian blessing ceremony last year and their fight has rolled right on into a new year while on the other side of the debate, astronomers say Mauna Kea is the ideal location for observing the most distant parts of the universe. It isn't quite the same as building a Jack In the Box burger joint or a Target on the peak, but the worthiness of this scientific endeavor seems to have little value to the protestors who are raging against the dying of the light on this one……..


- He hardly looks old enough to be an ass-kicking mutant, but former “EastEnders” actor Ben Hardy has reportedly been cast as Angel in next year's “X-Men Apocalypse.” Hardy last showed up on the popular BBC drama back in February but had actually played Peter Beale since 2013. His next turn will be decidedly more exciting after months of being linked to director Bryan Singer's next X-Men film. Depending on whose rumors you believe, Hardy was at one point in the running to play Cyclops. Instead, Singer has tagged him as the winged mutant Angel, who previously appeared on screen in 2006's “X-Men: The Last Stand,” played by Ben Foster and with some decided daddy issues to figure out along with his newfound abilities. Singer has been a busy man of late and earlier this month he shared production art featuring the character on Instagram. The cast is still in the works, but the project is set to begin shooting later this month in Toronto with a scheduled release date of May 27, 2016. Since the turn of the new year, Singer has unveiled several new cast additions, including Kodi Smit-McPhee as young Nightcrawler and “Game of Thrones” actress Sophie Turner as Jean Grey, with Tye Sheridan portraying Cyclops and Alexandra Shipp as Storm. Most of the players here aren't A-listers or even names that the average movie fan will know, but rest assured that fan boys will delve deep into their IMDB pages and past credits in an attempt to figure out whether they are the right fit for yet another installment in a series that has spawned more spin-offs and sequels than anyone could have ever dared to imagine………

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