Saturday, April 25, 2015

Buffaloes on the run, Frank Ocean is now Frank Ocean and Poland is pissed at Mattel


- Los Angeles still doesn’t have an NFL team. But preparations for as many as two teams to call the City of Angels home are plodding onward and they certainly are stylized. Those involved in a $1.7 billion joint stadium proposal by the San Diego Chargers and Oakland Raiders released new designs for a proposed NFL venue in the Los Angeles area and they’ve certainly added some interesting touches. There are simulated lightning bolts for the Chargers and a flame honoring late Raiders owner Al Davis for an overhauled look just two months after the project and an initial set of designs were first announced and two days after it received approval from the Carson City Council. The new design calls for a flowing, metallic modern stadium with a common horseshoe-shaped seating arrangement that is open on one end. "We wanted the building to be iconic and sleek, like a luxury sports car," said David Manica, president of stadium designer Manica Architecture. The stadium’s calling card is a 120-foot-tall tower that will give off lightning bolts during Chargers games and will feature a flaming cauldron in Davis's honor during Raiders games. Oh, and in the event/certainty that the league gives the new venue a Super Bowl, the tower can also become a Lombardi Trophy. Many of the features of the stadium, including the color of the seats, will be changeable based on which team is playing in it. Both potential teams would have a multilevel high-rise of suites on one side and a peristyle on one end that echoes the L.A. Memorial Coliseum, former home of the Raiders and Rams and the most storied football venue in the Los Angeles area. Chargers spokesman Mark Fabiani in a statement called the design “the result of two months of close collaboration between the Raiders and Chargers." It’s amazing what two bitter rivals can band together to accomplish with a sweetheart stadium deal and boatloads of cash are on the line………..


- Ramp the oversensitivity down a notch, Poland. There are a lot of things that can piss a nation off, but a freaking Mattel board game should not be one of them. Yet here are Polish officials, b*tching about a party game with a card that refers to "Nazi Poland.” The Poles are pissed enough that their government has demanded that toy producer Mattel recall and correct the game because it incorrectly implies that Poland was allied with Germany when in fact, it never was and was actually subjected to a brutal occupation by Nazi Germany throughout World War II. Foreign Minister Grzegorz Schetyna said the government has asked Mattel to withdraw "Apples to Apples," a game in which players compare different things. A strongly worded statement noted that the card’s wording is "completely inconsistent with the historical truth and detrimental to the good name of our country." Not only is Poland pushing Mattel to make the change, but Warsaw is also using Twitter to call on people to protest the game. The offending card is designated as  "Schindler's List" and says: "1993 Steven Spielberg film. Powerful, real-life story of a Catholic businessman who eventually saved over 1,000 Jews in Nazi Poland." To be fair, Poland was already rankled this week on account of remarks made last week by FBI director James Comey in which he seemed to equate the roles of Poland and Hungary in the Holocaust with that of Germany. Comey tried to calm the chaos by sending a conciliatory note to the Polish ambassador in Washington, but that sort spot that exists because Poles feel that they are repeatedly and unfairly blamed for the German atrocities that were carried out on Polish soil by outsiders and that isn't going to change any time soon. Yes, there were a few individual Poles who helped the Nazis track down Jews to murder, but Poles had no role in running the ghettos or the death camps in Poland. Let’s get it straight, world…………


- Christopher Edwin Breaux is no more. Frank Ocean, however, is here to stay. The R&B singer has officially changed his name to make his stage moniker the only one that’s legit. He initially filed the legal papers in March 2014, but driver's license issues have delayed the change for nearly 18 months. Now, a Los Angeles judge has approved the album and it comes at a mighty convenient time. See, Breaux/Ocean will release a new album expected to be called 'Boys Don't Cry' in July, along with a book of the same name, and changing your name is a good way to drum up a little publicity while you’re getting ready to drop your first new album in three years. In Ocean’s defense, “Channel Orange” was a kick-ass album that received plenty of critical praise and fan support, so taking a few years to make sure you get the follow-up just right is a solid idea. “Channel Orange” came on the heels of his “Nostalgia, Ultra” mixtape that dropped the previous year, giving a false illusion that fans could expect a regular flow of quality tunes from Ocean. He further teased those hopes when he released a new song titled “memrise” last November, but relative silence followed despite persistent rumors that he was recording a new album with producers Hit-Boy and Rodney Jerkins. Ocean himself hinted that he was close to finishing his new album in time for last year’s Coachella festival, but banking on that promise was a bit sketchy given that one year prior he responded to a fan question about new material on his Tumblr blog, saying "when summer comes round again", when asked when he'd be releasing new music. In other words, the new Frank Ocean joint may drop later this year, but recent history suggests that it’s not wise to rely too heavily on that claim and get your hopes up amidst a sea of pop drivel and boy band garbage……….


- Being a police officer is such a badass job. You get to tangle with bank robbers, you have the privilege of slapping the silver bracelets on scumbag domestic abusers and dragging their worthless asses off to jail….and if you play your cards right, from time to time, you get to trek out into the middle of nowhere and try to round up a small herd of buffalo that escaped from a farm and crossed a busy stretch of the New York State Thruway. That chance to keep the world safe from chaos came the way of police in the Rensselaer County town of Schodack. The cops’ lives got a bit more interesting when 15 of these meandering beasts got loose from a farm along the east bank of a river a few miles southeast of Albany. The buffaloes’ owner believes they swam across the river to the town of Bethlehem, where they wandered Friday morning between Interstate 87 and the river's west bank. It was a bold and daring daylight escape by these inspired animals, who seem to not want to be made into delicious burgers and other cuts of meat and are willing to put drivers in danger in order to get away. The herd crossed a local road at about 11:15 a.m. and rumbled onto the Thruway in a spot 10 miles south of Albany and was able to safely cross the northbound lanes and before ambling south on the shoulder into some nearby woods. Drivers were able to slow down and avoid belting a buffalo with their Buick, but a few did find time to snap a picture with their smartphone and share the sight with the world. The search for the AWOL quadrupeds is ongoing, but police and the owner are hopeful all of the animals will be found and returned home……….

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