Sunday, April 26, 2015

NHL expansion greed, Russian bikers v. Poland and Metallica hearts Chris Isaak


- Who knew? Metallica frontman James Hetfield is an iconic voice of the metal genre and despite he and his band’s oft-offensive political and social stances, he and his massive behemoth of commercial entity/band remain one of the biggest acts in the world. They embody hard rock, they don’t seem to be the kind of dudes who enjoy muzak in the waiting room at the doctor’s office or like to rock out with Ryan Seacrest’s syrupy pop music leanings on his many shows, but it would seem that Hetfield has a decidedly lame side to him after all. According to producer Bob Rock, who worked with Metallica on its iconic 1993 offering “The Black Album,” Hetfield was inspired by 'Wicked Game' singer Chris Isaak and wanted to sing like Isaak so he could record the tracks 'Nothing Else Matters' and 'The Unforgiven.' "He said, ‘Bob, I’ve never really sung before – I’ve just kind of yelled,'" Rock recalled. "He played me a Chris Isaak record and said, ‘On 'Nothing Else Matters' and 'The Unforgiven', I want to sing. How do you sing like this?'" Rock told Hetfield that what he heard in Isaak’s voice was the sonic nuances in his singing and that he was “actually performing.” Hetfield took that advice, practiced and according to Rock, became a better vocalist in the long run. Maybe mor of that will show up in the new album that guitarist Kirk Hammett recently revealed that Metallica about a quarter of the way into making. When it drops, the project will be the first from Metallica since 2008's 'Death Magnetic' and even for Metallica, that’s a long gap between releases. They did drop a new single, “Lords of Summer,” last year and will be part of a rather mismatched group of headline acts for the Reading and Leeds festival alongside The Libertines and Mumford and Sons. Maybe Chris Isaak will be available for a duet on “Enter Sandman” to close the show………


- Russian bikers v. Poland’s government? Let’s effing get it on. Riders from a Russian nationalist motorcycle group have embarked upon a run commemorating the Red Army's offensive against Nazi Germany, revving their engines directly in the faces of Polish officials who announced that they would refuse to allow the group entry into the country. About 20 bikers including members of the Night Wolves group set off from Moscow Saturday with the end goal of crossing into Poland before eventually reaching Berlin on May 9, but the group’s politics have run afoul of the Polish government and caused a rift that could lead to an explosive showdown. The bikers had planned to cross en masse at the border near Brest in Belarus, but those plans were left in doubt because Polish officials were alarmed by the aggressive nationalism of the Night Wolves and quickly moved to announce that they would deny the group entry. Night Wolves leader Alexander Zaldostanov said the bikers could try to circumvent the ban by crossing individually at several points and if they’re smart, maybe a well-placed fake beard or some fake glasses with a plastic nose could help disguise their identity should anyone really want to keep them from riding across the border. A quick check of the European map would suggest that reaching Berlin without riding through Poland would add quite a few kilometers to the voyage, so it will be interesting to see how this rolling band of renegades ultimately fares in its quest to bully its way to the German capital in a true ride of defiance………


- NHL commissioner Gary Bettman sees dollar signs dancing in his eyes and those of the league’s owners. So when he was asked about what it would take for a potential new owner to be selected for a team should his league – which definitely does not need to expand – choose to do the illegal and expand anyhow. "From your question, you seem to be inferring that would be a lot of money for an NHL team," Bettman said when quizzed about claims that the price tag would be set at $500 million or more. “"I happen to believe that number -- not that I'm confirming or denying it -- would be not a lot of money. I think NHL franchises should be worth at least that." Of course you do, G. You’re one of the worst commissioners in sports, but even you know that you want to set that bar as high as possible so the entry fee into the league is as steep as possible and the profits as immense as they can be for the other 30 owners. Bettman said the fee will be determined by the league's Board of Governors, but $500 million would be more than six times the $80 million price tag Nashville, Atlanta, Columbus and Minnesota each paid the last time the NHL expanded in the 1990s. "There might be expansion at some point in the future," Bettman said. "It's possible, but I wouldn't guarantee it." In other words, make me an offer. Groups in Las Vegas and Seattle have expressed interest in potential franchises and Nevada, Bill Foley has established a company, Hockey Vision Las Vegas LLC, and was granted league approval to launch a season-ticket drive in February to gauge local interest in a team there. because Vegas is Vegas, a new arena is already being built without the guarantee of a franchise, but Seattle prudently has no existing plans for a facility. Yes, there’s nothing like being in a bidding race for something that doesn’t exist in America’s fourth-most popular professional sport……….


- Getting your ride stolen is both a violating and angering experience. Even if your vehicle is found, it isn't always usable or in anything close to the condition it was in before someone thieved it from you. So imagine the emotions that went through a man driving to work in Alabama who suddenly noticed his stolen pickup truck following him. As one might expect, he didn’t simply call 911 and wait for the police to do their thing. The man did call the cops, but he also engaged in his own following operation for a bit. Eventually, police arrived on the scene and attempted to stop the reportedly stolen vehicle, but the driver, Terry Proctor of Piedmont, did not stop, and a pursuit ensued. Calhoun County Chief Deputy Matthew Wade said a man called police during the morning rush after noticing he was driving in front of the truck that had been stolen from him earlier that morning near Piedmont. When officers pursued the stolen truck, according to Wade, the driver crashed the vehicle and was ejected as the truck rolled over. Showing the kind of logic that always works well for criminals who choose to ignore the fact that police have cars, radios and helicopters and can track them fairly easily when they flee on foot, Proctor took off and not surprisingly, he was captured after a foot chase and booked into the Cherokee County Jail on charges including first degree theft and possession of burglary tools. Maybe if America was a fitter nation in which men and women who commit stupid crimes and then try to escape police on foot were in good shape, such criminals would have a chance of getting away. Instead, the day ended badly for Proctor and almost as unhappily for the truck’s owner, who is going to have a hell of a lot of paperwork and red tape to go through before getting a replacement ride………

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