Monday, April 13, 2015

Bon Jovi's reality show, 73 Syrians and an Iranian in the back of a truck and and NBA offensive futility


- The Jon Bon Jovi empire continues to expand. The man who began his rise to fame as an ‘80s hair rocker and has morphed into a mainstream, commercialized pop music artist also owning an Arena Football League team is branching out once more as the executive producer of a new reality TV show that follows famous musicians as they return to their hometowns to delve into what their life could be like if they went from being a recording artist to a normal, boring person with a regular job. “If I Wasn’t a Rock Star” will be developed by The Weinstein Company, Prototype Entertainment and 3 Ball Entertainment and according to co-producer Bob Weinstein, the series will give fans "a chance to see their favorite stars as they’ve never imagined them before. We can’t wait to see what other amazing talent comes on board.” As for Bon Jovi, who has long portrayed himself as a champion of the everyman in his music, the project is being pushed as all about the common man as opposed to the real stars of the show. "I was drawn to this project simply because it will be a celebration of the working men and women of this country. They are the real rock stars," Bon Jovi said in a statement. The musicians who will get people to watch the show have yet to be announced, but while Bon Jovi is waiting for the lineup to take shape he is reportedly contributing vocals to the next album by Swedish dance musician Avicii. Credit to him for taking the resources and opportunities afforded to him by cranking out years of arena rock and using them to build a major brand for himself, even if he’s nowhere close to the working class hero he likes to fancy himself as………


- It sounds like a bad joke, but it’s actually anything but. Take 73 Syrians and 1 Iranian, aged between 12 and 41, jam them into the back of a truck driven by a Turk and send them on a dark, bumpy ride from Turkey to France. Mix in an abrupt stop at the Romanian-Hungarian border crossing of Nadlac late in the night and it sound very much like an endeavor that had far too much ambition – and possibly some alcohol-fueled thinking – and not nearly enough intelligence in the execution. Romanian border police discovered the 74 immigrants, most Syrians, hidden in the back of a truck that was meant to transport furniture. They stopped the truck because a guard noticed that the back of the truck was slightly open. Buttoning up key details like closing the rear doors of a truck when you get close to the border because getting oxygen to those inside needs to take a backseat to them staying concealed from border guards is something that gets done if you have smart people in charge, but that doesn’t seem to be the case here. The immigrants did not have identity documents, police said in a statement, and the plan was to transport them to France. France is a place that is already teeming with parasitic gypsies who travel there via such treks and land in a new country with no ability to speak the local language and no means of supporting themselves. The Syrians and Iranian could face charges of illegally crossing a border, while the driver is being questioned on suspicion of trafficking migrants. All in all, it’s a bad joke with an even worse punch line and no happy ending for anyone involved…….


- As the scorpion said to the frog in the famous parable about knowing who someone is when you decide to get involved with them, “It’s who I am.” The scorpion delivered that message to the frog after delivering a sting that would kill them both as the latter gave the scorpion a ride across a river because the scorpion could not cross on its own. On Saturday night, the New York Knicks and Orlando Magic were the scorpion and the fans who showed up for fan appreciation night at Amway Center were the frog. The Knicks and Magic entered the night with two of the six worst scoring offenses in the NBA this season, with the Knicks sporting the league’s worst record and the Magic scarcely better at 25-55. Anyone who showed up to see two lottery-bound teams a) had nothing else of worth going on in their life or b) is a glutton for self-inflicted punishment, even if they didn’t know they were going to see an unforgettable, retina-scarring exhibition of historic offensive ineptitude. The two teams combined to score a whopping 15 points in the second quarter, a number that represents the fewest points in a quarter in the shot clock era (since 1954-55), which spans 209,888 quarters played. Furthermore, it was only the third time that both teams scored fewer than 10 points each in a quarter and for the 18 players who saw court time in the fateful second stanza, it’s a moment they will attempt for the rest of their lives to deny that they were a part of. Those 18 ballers are combining to make $31.7 million this season and in the period, Orlando was 3-for-19 from the field and 0-for-4 from 3-point range, while the Knicks were 3-for-20 in the period and 0-for-5 from 3. Mix in nine turnovers and….well, take it away, Knicks guard Tim Hardaway Jr. "It was 8-7 in the second quarter so our defense did a great job of withstanding that quarter,'' Hardaway said. "Even though we didn't score, they didn't score as well so we just had an all-around great game.'' No Tim, you did not………..


- Youth sports so often bring us heartwarming tales of boys and girls whose lives  are a better place because of the lessons they’ve learned and the people they’ve met on the field, court or diamond. But even more often, they bring us tales of a-holes, ass hats and morons who take what should be a simple, fun opportunity to play a game and spend time with friends into a giant case of heartburn for us all. That’s where the tale of one of the country's richest towns and its Little League Baseball system comes in. On one side of the battle is a man who proposed building more accessible housing for low-income families and on the opposite side is a town full of people with multiple BMWs and Land Rovers in their five-car garages. Christopher Stefanoni is the developer who has filed a federal lawsuit in which he claims that residents of Darien, Connecticut are essentially classist, racist pricks who fear that affordable housing will draw black people to town. "Darien is a little white enclave, sort of a holdout segregated town," said Stefanoni. The Harvard-educated father of five who has lived in town since 2000 sees the place he calls home as a town where the attitudes of the locals are “very exclusionary, demeaning.” He also claims his push for affordable housing in a place that consistently appears in Top 10 lists of America's wealthiest towns has caused fallout filtering down to his 9-year-old son, who was demoted to a lower-level Little League team in what Stefanoni calls an act of blatant retribution. “When they go after your kids, they've crossed the line,” he added. For the record, about 94 percent of Darien’s population is white, with about 620 Hispanics and 70 blacks, according to the latest U.S. Census Bureau estimates. Mix in a per-capita income of $95,000 and you have a place that doesn’t scream diversity or inclusion. Stefanoni and his wife, Margaret, filed the lawsuit against the Darien Little League and its leaders over the demotion of their son two years ago and several months later, Stefanoni was banned indefinitely from coaching in the league. League officials have since claimed they made a mistake placing the Stefanonis' son on a higher-level team and simply corrected the error by moving him to another team. As for the affordable housing, plans for a 16-apartment complex with five affordable units and a 30-apartment development with nine affordable units were both sent back to the town's planning and zoning commission for review………..

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