Saturday, April 11, 2015

11 marriages + 0 divorces, Suicide Squad news and UAB football rides again


- The University of Alabama-Birmingham football program rode again – at least for a day. The school ass-hattedly decided to shut the entire program down in December, prompting an outcry from students, former and current players and fans. In explaining its decision, the school cited financial issues and that placated no one. Alas, there is no reversing the decision President Ray Watts announced shortly after UAB became bowl-eligible after a decade of struggles and coaching changes. Former players may not be able to change school officials’ minds, but they made sure the Blazers got at least one more game at Legion Field. They gathered Saturday for the Sons of UAB alumni flag football game, a quaint counterpoint to the spring scrimmages other schools around the country will play in the next week or two. Coach Bill Clark started the alumni game this past spring after his hiring and to his credit, it will be played this year even though there is no football team at UAB anymore. Former players, alumni and supporters decided to hold it again to maintain connections with one another and also to deliver a stiff middle finger to the administration about its decision. "Obviously there's a huge, somber cloud hanging over the university, really, over the whole football issue right now," said former UAB kicker Lee Miller, now a high school soccer coach. "I think the vibe toward this event is positive, but there's always this undercurrent. The next question is, 'How can we get the program back?' There's a lot of people out there, including me, that are trying to make that happen." Here’s hoping Miller, UAB alums and Carolina Panthers teammates Joe Webb and Darrin Reaves and 27-year-old tight end Tristan Henderson – who famously told off Watts in a public assembly following the decision – find a way to bring UAB football back to life………


- So, Prague has a problem. On the surface, a newly expanded line of the Czech capital’s subway network that will take travelers from downtown closer than ever to the city's international airport seems like a net positive. And it would be, if not for a small snafu that will make using this train out of town much tougher. In order to complete the journey and cover the final five miles between the Nadrazi Veleslavin station and Vaclav Havel Airport, commuters will need to board the No. 119 bus. In order to get to that bus, folks will have to climb 32 steep stairs from the subway station to the bus terminal. It seems that whoever designed this transportation trouble spot forgot to budget for an escalator to top off the $787 million project and that isn't sitting well with elderly people and other mobility-challenged travelers who were counting on some motorized assistance. An estimated 3.5 million passengers of more than 11 million using the airport yearly take the buss rather than go by car or risk a rip-off by Prague's notorious cab drivers. Now, those people need to haul their luggage up 32 steps or get an assist from the luggage porters the airport has hired to help travelers from 5 a.m. to 10 p.m. daily, The service is provided free of charge, proving at least someone in this mess is using their thinking muscles. "The missing escalator is the reason," Prague airport spokesman Michal Rehorek said. The city's transport authority, the Prague Public Transport Company, said the Nadrazi Veleslavin station was intended to serve as a transport hub for the airport — for connections to trains, not busses. It has an escalator going to a train station that is unfinished and in the midst of a major delay. It “became impossible" to change the original project, company spokesman Jiri Stabl said. "We don't feel it is a mistake of the transport company,” Stabl lied. You may not believe it, J., but everyone else does……….


- Trolling fanboys must be a lot of fun. “Suicide Squad” director David Ayer knows how easy it is to get a reaction from the sadly infatuated sorts who hang on the every detail about movies based on their favorite comic books and it’s why he dropped a full cast photo on Wednesday, then chased it with the first picture of Jared Leto as The Joker after fans wondered about the omission from the first shot. Ayer responded by tweeting a picture of Leto dressed as the iconic villain, complete with The Joker’s trademark green hair. Shooting on the film is set to begin later this month as Ayer tells the tale of the famed DC Comics super-villains, with Leto as The Joker, Will Smith as Deadshot, Jai Courtney playing Boomerang, Margot Robbie portraying Harley Quinn and Cara DeLevigne as Enchantress. Tom Hardy was originally scheduled to play the role of Rick Flag, but pulled out due to a scheduling conflict, allowing Joel Kinnaman to step in. The role of Amanda Waller, a government agent who is often put in charge of the Suicide Squad, went to “How To Get Away With Murder” star Viola Davis. Davis will oversee the team of super-villains working for the government in return for their freedom and Squad fans have been able to see their anti-heroes in a limited role on the CW’s hit drama “Arrow,” where they have made spot appearances in the show’s past two seasons. None of the actors cast in the movie have played their respective characters on “Arrow,” but anything that keeps the Suicide Squad alive plays well with DC Comics fans. Warner Bros. has set “Suicide Squad” for release on August 5, 2016 and until then, many a tasty morsel of promotional beef will be dished out to keep the masses hanging on what could be when they finally get to see their favorite characters on the big screen………


- Liana Barrientos is addicted to saying, “I do.” She’s not the first woman to enjoy repeated walks down the aisle and famous marriage addicts like Elizabeth Taylor have made a disturbingly frequent habit of saying yes to the dress. However, Barrientos seems to miss out on a key part of the equation when it comes to marrying over and over again and that has landed her in some agua caliente with the Bronx district attorney's office. According to the DA’s office, Barrientos is accused of marrying 10 times over an 11-year period without ever getting a divorce. She’s now charged with two counts of felony fraud and one count of h filing a fake instrument. According to the criminal complaint, this wayward woman allegedly obtained two of the marriage licenses in the Bronx and that gives them jurisdiction to prosecute and persecute her bigamous ass. The complaint claims the other marriage licenses were obtained in Westchester County and Long Island, so perhaps those fine jurisdictions will be inspired by this and go after Barrientos as well. This string of fraud allegedly began in 1999, but the matter didn’t come until 11 years later when there was a probe of her most recent marriage in 2010. This could make for an awkward scene in the courtroom if all 11 husbands show up to support the woman they love….assuming all of them married her for love and not as part of some massive scam for green cards or some other chicanery. If you want to find a positive in all of this, at least Barrientos is helping to hold down the percentage of marriages in the United States that end in divorce……..

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