Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Pro Bowl fill-ins, prosecuting child thieves and compensating child laborers


- Child labor is a valuable commodity. Now, Switzerland has to decide how valuable it is. The country’s voters are set to decide whether thousands of former child laborers and others who were taken away from their families and subject to cruel treatment should receive compensation from the government, which in a form can be characterized as determining the worth of such labor. While the practice seems arcane and moronic now, the notion of sending children from poor families, especially with single mothers, away to work on farms was common practice in Switzerland well into the 20th century. On the surface, merely forcing a poor child unable to speak for himself or herself and refuse hard labor to do hard labor is the solution to a lot of problems, but sadly, many of these "contract children" experienced emotional, physical and sexual abuse at the hands of those who were meant to care for them, while rarely receiving any payment for their labor. This isn't an issue the government raised and pursued of its own accord; that’s just not what governments do, after all. No, this entire mess is the result of the labors of campaigners who have collected the required 100,000 signatures to force a referendum on a plan for a compensation fund for survivors. These whiners and apologists have proposed that the government set aside 500 million Swiss francs ($490 million) for wrongs committed until the early 1980s. That number has to be severely bloated by inflation, or at least by the dollars-to-francs conversion rate………


- The war for content is on for digital video services. Netflix has the lead, but its competitors are building their respective brands and Amazon just took a huge swing by landing the one and only Woody Allen to make his first ever TV series for its Netflix-style streaming service. While there is no news on what Allen’s show will pertain to, Amazon is understandably fired up about this deal. "Woody Allen is a visionary creator who has made some of the greatest films of all-time, and it's an honor to be working with him on his first television series," said Roy Price, Vice President of Amazon Studios, in a statement. "From Annie Hall to Blue Jasmine, Woody has been at the creative forefront of American cinema and we couldn't be more excited to premiere his first TV series exclusively on Prime Instant Video." The show may not have a concept or a title, but it will air in half-hour installments and launch exclusively on Amazon Prime in the United States, United Kingdom and Germany next year. "I don't know how I got into this. I have no ideas and I'm not sure where to begin. My guess is that Roy Price will regret this,” Allen said in a typically self-deprecating statement. Amazon is riding a major wave of momentum after its grand success at the Golden Globe Awards, where its original series “Transparent” won the Musical or Comedy Series prize. Allen has also been doing well of late and his most recent film, “Magic in the Moonlight,” was well-received. He has earned three Oscars in his career for directing and his screenplays, but an Amazon online exclusive TV series, that has to be an honor the size of a Buick………..


- The world is a harsh, unforgiving place and it’s better that children learn that lesson early rather than waltz through life swimming in naïveté.  More kids need to be treated like a nine year-old boy in Idaho who was released after a warrant was issued for his arrest when he twice failed to appear in court on charges of allegedly stealing a pack of gum. Police Chief Scott Haug, who has served the Idaho community of Post Falls for 30 years, is on the front lines of this one after prosecutor Barry McHugh issued the warrant. McHugh made the smart move because he knows that sticky-fingered little thieves need to learn hard lessons in a hurry, even if he later issued a statement in which he said he regretted the decision and it was a “mistake under the circumstances.” It wasn’t a mistake because this tiny felon missed his day in court because his family didn’t have transportation to the courthouse. A likely story, Timmy. See how that excuse holds up when you’re old enough to have your learner’s permit, scumbag. According to McHugh, there was an alternative option that should have been pursued. “At least one other viable option existed, which was to seek a court-ordered child protection investigation…in order to make a better-informed decision as to the best course for the child,” McHugh said. Wrong again, Barry. You shouldn’t be promising to “do everything in my power to avoid this type of mistake in the future.” You should have used that child being hauled off to the local juvenile detention center as a chance to scare the living hell out of that kid in the hopes that he’s not knocking over convenience stores in about 10 years………


- No one wants to play in the Pro Bowl. Now, it seems no one really wants to coach in the game either. The NFL’s über-pointless annual all-star exhibition game has a tough time drawing players even in years when it’s played in its traditional home of Honolulu, with most stars wanting the contract bonus and recognition of being selected without the burden of actually having to play in the game and risk injury. Every year, the initial Pro Bowl rosters are announced and by the time the actual game is played, approximately 75 percent of those chosen have bowed out with all manner of bogus injuries and other life conflicts. The game is played by fourth-options types who are geeked about a free trip to Hawaii and the bonus money they’re getting. The same is true of the coaching staffs for this year’s game, which will be held Jan. 25, in Glendale, Arizona instead of Hawaii. Because the “honor” of coaching in the game typically goes to coaches from the highest-seeded teams that lose in the AFC and NFC divisional playoff games, the league is in a tough spot. See, those teams -- the Denver Broncos and the Dallas Cowboys – are in coaching no man’s land because the Broncos fired, er, mutually agreed with head coach John Fox to part ways and the Cowboys are working on re-signing head coach Jason Garrett and his assistant coaches aren't under contract. That leaves a gaping hole on the sidelines of the not-so-big game and at least half of the problem has been fixed. Baltimore Ravens coach John Harbaugh confirmed Tuesday that his staff will represent the AFC at the Pro Bowl, while no NFC staff has yet been tabbed. The Carolina Panthers are believed to be the choice for the conference, but at this point, everyone behind them in the standings should probably be ready because this chore could be passed like a hot potato in the next few days. Hell, the world just might get an NFC Pro Bowl team helmed by the staff of the 2-14 Tampa Bay Buccaneers………

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