Monday, January 19, 2015

Kidnapped PGA Tour stars, movie news and Riot Watch! Congo Edition


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! This is actually a preemptive edition of everyone’s favorite overview of social dissidence ‘round the world, but if it pays off, it’s going to be well worth it. Let’s start with an opposition leader in Congo calling for demonstrations after lawmakers passed a measure requiring a census before presidential elections scheduled for 2016. The objective observer would see right through this feeble attempt to prolong the president's time in office and shoot it down for the sham it is, but thankfully there were enough presidential puppets in the legislature to ram that bill through even though the vote was boycotted by many opposition lawmakers. Thankfully Vital Kamhere, president of the opposition Union for the Congolese Nation, had the kahones to speak out against the law and said he is hoping for a large turnout Monday against the measure, which is to be considered by the Senate. The fact that this vote took place late on a Saturday night tells you plenty about the integrity of the bill and those who support it. Kamhere and his cohorts have said logistical challenges for the census mean next year's election would need to be delayed and that would play right into the hands of President Joseph Kabila, who assumed office in 2001 and is prohibited by the constitution from seeking office again. Oh, and his sycophantic supporters logically claim that the census measure has been needlessly politicized. Add it all up and it’s about damn time someone grabbed the nearest jagged rock, shard of rotting wood or flammable object and took to the streets to raise hell in the name of just governance……….


- If you were among those who tried to get a ticket for a showing of “American Sniper” and found yourself turned away because they were sold out, this news will make a lot of sense. Clint Eastwood’s latest directorial effort was a smash hit in its wide-release debut, scoring a record-breaking January opening with $90.2 million after three weeks of über-limited release. That was more than every other movie in the top 20 combined and pushed “The Wedding Ringer” to second in its own debut with a solid $21 million. They were joined at the top of the earnings list by fellow newcomer “Paddington,” which snagged $19.3 million for the frame and ranked a distant third. That was enough to muscle Liam Neeson and “Taken 3” down to fourth place after a winning debut, as the action flick earned $14.1 million and has taken in $63 million domestically so far. “Selma” also tumbled down three spots and placed fifth with $8.3 million, giving the Martin Luther King Jr. biopic $25.9 million in domestic money after four weeks of release. Sixth place went to “The Imitation Game,” earner of $7.2 million for the weekend and owner of $50.8 million in movie money since it hit theaters eight weeks ago. Next on the list was “Into the Woods,” down four spots from last weekend at seventh place, but with a respectable $114.3 million in one month of work. “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” snagged eighth place with just $4.9 million, but its overall haul of $244.5 million is still among the best in recent months. One of the weekend’s biggest falls hit “Unbroken,” which dropped from fifth to ninth after banking $4.2 million to up its total dollar amount to $108.6 million. The last new movie of the weekend was the bomb-tastic “Blackhat,” which averaged a mere $1,570 per theater for a weak-ass total of $4 million against a $70 million budget. “Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb” (No. 11), “Annie” (No. 12) and “The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death” (No. 13) all dropped out of the top 10 from last weekend……..


- It’s one of the quintessential questions facing anyone with more wealth than most Third World countries: What the hell do I do with all of my money after I buy a dozen sports cars, four homes around the world, three private jets and a professional sports franchise? For Oracle co-founder Larry Ellison, the answer is using some of the cash he scrounged up from between the cushions of the couch on his private jet No. 2 to establish a wildlife breeding and rehabilitation center in Northern California that will focus on helping endangered insects, reptiles and amphibians thrive. One of the world's richest men has promised to underwrite the plainly named Conservation Center for Wildlife Care through his Lawrence Ellison Foundation, with the hope of treating all manner of wild animals and focusing on local species that typically don't get much attention, including the San Francisco garter snake, the Pacific giant salamander and the vanishing Lange's metalmark butterfly. Peninsula Humane Society President Ken White refused to disclose the size of Ellison’s donation, but estimates put the cost of the projected facility around $50 million. It will be run by the Humane Society, which will also pay for staffing and maintenance. Ellison "has been very kind to this organization," White said. "There's not enough money for any charitable causes, and there's even less for those involving animals. And among those causes, ones benefiting local wildlife are at the bottom." Perhaps Ellison is buoyed by the energy from his team winning the last two America's Cups as the best hired guns representing a rich dude and a country they may not even be from in a sailing race that no one cares about, or maybe life on the Hawaiian island of Lanai that he bought three years ago is just that damn good. Either way, Ellison has brought his philanthropic dollars home to America after years of being heavily involved with gorilla conservation in Africa and more recently supporting efforts to protect elephants from ivory poachers. Motives aside, it’s a nice gesture and one that makes for a nice bit of PR boosting as well………


- Robert Allenby is an Australian and a well-liked member of the PGA Tour and as such, deserves better treatment. The four-time PGA tour winner is at the heart of one of the more bizarre tales of trouble involving a professional athlete and it all starts with him at a wine bar in Waikiki on Friday after missing the cut in a PGA event. From there, the tale goes sideways in a hurry. According to authorities, Allenby was robbed, beaten and later found dumped some six miles from the bar. He sustained significant facial injuries in the reported attack and was also separated from his wallet, smartphone, cash and credit cards. In the aftermath of the incident, a photo popped up on social media showing Allenby with major lacerations to his forehead and nose. Police confirmed that a robbery case has been filed relating to a professional golfer, but refused to identify Allenby as that golfer. One of his friends confirmed that Allenby was in bad shape but was assisting police as best he could, while Allenby's caddy Mick Middlemo, who was also with Allenby at the bar, claimed he was not with the golfer at the time of his abduction. According to Middlemo, Allenby woke up groggy and with no memory of what had happened to him. He was found in a nearby park by a retired serviceman and taken back to the hotel. Maybe the one silver lining in all of this is that the Melbourne native can forget about missing the cut at the Sony Open, use some down time to work on his game and return to the tour in a few weeks with a fresh outlook on the world………..

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