Saturday, January 03, 2015

Harry Reid v. Nautilus, Steve Nash is back and Bono's axe issues


- The sight of Bono strumming a guitar at a U2 concert has become increasingly rare over the years. As the world’s biggest rock band has grown in prominence, the man in the designer shades has held down the frontman gig with aplomb, spending shows prancing, skipping, gyrating and exhorting the audience has he moves around the massive stages U2 calls home on the road. He doesn’t play guitar much these days, but his November bike crash in Central Park that has kept him off stage in recent weeks may keep him from ever playing again for any reason. In a lengthy post on the band's website, Bono suggested that he might never be physically able to play guitar again. "[I] have no memory of how I ended up in New York Presbyterian with my humerus bone sticking through my leather jacket. Very punk rock as injuries go," he wrote.  "I have cancelled every public appearance and decided this missive is all the communication I can manage for the first half of 2015, beyond muttering and singing to myself of course.” How very Bono of him, riding a bike around Central Park while wearing a leather jacket. Breaking one’s left shoulder in three places, shattering one’s left upper arm and breaking a bone in the orbit of one’s left eye is a harrowing experience for sure and five hours of surgery marked by three metal plates and 18 screws to fix what was broken would have many rethinking their future plans on multiple levels. "Recovery has been more difficult than I thought... As I write this, it is not clear that I will ever play guitar again," Bono added. Somewhere, the U2 haters of the world are deriving far too much enjoyment from all of this………


- Metal detector-wielding kooks of the world, Poland needs your help. The eastern European nation plans to send out two teams to search this year for the Polish submarine ORP Orzel, which disappeared in the North Sea in May 1940 during a mission with the Allies in World War II. Yes, the Culture Ministry and the Maritime Museum in the Baltic port of Gdansk has plenty of qualified individuals to look for this massive relic, but extra hands can be beneficial even in this situation. Knobs who spend money on metal detectors and scour beaches while turning up tin cans and shards of junk have free time on their hands and now that free time can be put to good use in search of a sub built in the Netherlands and which started service in 1939, including fighting German ships after Hitler's army invaded Poland Sept. 1, 1940. ORP Orzel was held that month in Tallinn by then-neutral Estonia, but escaped and went on to play a major part in the war by taking part in patrol and escort missions for the British navy. It was last seeing leaving Rosyth, Scotland on May 23, 1940 and no one has been able to track it down since then. Multiple searches for the vessel have taken place since 2008, but every potential lead has vaporized into thin air and the submarine has remained part of Polish lore. Enlisting a bunch of wannabe Indiana Joneses to search for it is fine and well, even if a nation that isn't exactly swimming in cash could use the money it will spend on the search to tackle more important and pressing matters………


- Steve Nash is having a season that virtually any NBA fan or even random person on the street would dream about. He doesn’t have to work and isn't on the court for one of the worst teams in the Association and he’s collecting $9.7 million for his (lack of) efforts. He doesn’t have to be around the team, won't be playing at all after the season ends and can do whatever the hell he wants with his time while the Lakers stumble toward a spot in the draft lottery. But there he was, making a surprise visit to the team he’s left behind as they boarded their charter flight on Christmas Eve to play the Chicago Bulls the next day. Nash hadn't been around since Oct. 23, when it was announced that he would be sidelined for the season with a back injury. The Lakers have maintained the stance that the door is open for the future Hall of Famer to remain with the team in some capacity, but team officials remain hopeful that reality will chance. "I think so," Lakers coach Byron Scott of Nash’s possible return to the team’s orbit. That sounds like more than a little wishful thinking for a coach who didn’t speak with an injured player for nearly a month after Nash was declared out for the season. Not having Nash on the court is both a plus and a minus for the Lakers; at the age of 40, he’s slow and hobbled and can't defend a soul, making him perfect to help a bad team lose games and keep a draft pick that is protected only if it lands in the top five. On the other hand, he’s a respected veteran who could bring leadership to the team. The Lakers were granted a $4.85 million disabled player exception by the NBA for Nash, so they can replace him with another player on the active roster if they choose, but given their incentive to be terrible, there isn't a huge likelihood that they’re going hard after anyone who can make a real dent in the win column…………


- Many people have been hitting the gym like never before over these past few days, trying for a short time to make good on their New Year’s resolution to get healthier and ditch the excess pounds they’ve been carrying around. Very few among that group had their efforts to get their workout on go as badly as Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid. Reid, who has run marathons and was a boxer as a young man, broke several ribs and facial bones when a piece of exercise equipment (allegedly) malfunctioned on the first day of the new year. Reid’s office issued a statement in which it said the 75-year-old senator was hospitalized overnight at University Medical Center in Las Vegas as a precaution. Reid’s security detail took him to St. Rose Dominican Hospital near his home in Henderson, Nevada after the machine-on-man assault in which an elastic exercise band (allegedly) broke, striking Reid in the face and causing him to fall, said spokesman Adam Jentleson. The resulting fall sent the senator tumbling into a nearby piece of exercise equipment, breaking multiple bones near his right eye.  The final indignity came when Reid hit the floor and broke several ribs in the process, Jentleson said. Tests showed no internal bleeding, Jentleson said, and Reid is not expected to have any vision problems because of his injuries. He has since been released from the hospital and while severe facial bruises aren't very becoming of a senator, he can step out of the spotlight next week when he hands over the top job in the Senate next week to Republican Mitch McConnell of Kentucky after Democrats lost their majority in November's midterm elections. Maybe this incident can make Reid a more sympathetic figure when he fights for re-election in 2016……….

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