Friday, January 09, 2015

Pete Doherty goes to rehab, drunk people steal police cars and what Jozy Altidore's worth


- To make a convicted war criminals omelet, one has to break some eggs – and hope their skull doesn’t get busted open in the process. Serbian war crimes prosecutor Vladimir Vukcevic should already have known this, but if he didn’t know before, he does now. Vukcevic heads up an office aiming to track down and bring to justice the men and women who have committed all manner of heinous violations of international law while often presiding over the deaths of many innocent people and as he tells it, his office has faced an orchestrated campaign by war criminals and nationalists. They’ve been accused of by some officials of spying for the U.S. and those words definitely sting. However, they shouldn’t sting enough to deter the continued re-opening of sensitive cases from the Balkan country's wartime past and the days ahead will determine whether that’s the case. According to Veukcevic, his team and their families have received death threats and faced attacks in the nationalist media. The attacks have "coincided with our work in about four cases,” Vukcevic noted, and the facts bear out his claims. Late last month, two lawmakers from the ruling coalition filed espionage charges against the prosecutors for allegedly revealing sensitive information about their cases to U.S. embassy officials. Those who have committed such horrific and inhumane acts typically go to great lengths to keep their crimes hidden, so it should surprise no one when Vukcevic says, "We have stirred up a hornet's nest." The buy a beekeeper’s suit, get the biggest can of RAID you can find and get ready to go to war, Vlad……….


- How much is Jozy Altidore worth? Not nearly as much as the Sunderland and U.S. national team striker might want to imagine if his former Major League Soccer team is doing the bidding. Altidore, who joined Sunderland in July 2013 after plying for teams in Spain, Turkey and the Netherlands, is a two-time World Cup veteran with 25 goals in 76 appearances for the U.S., but he’s never quite hit it big playing in Europe and has struggled greatly in his stint with Sunderland. That has him pondering a possible return to Major League Soccer during this transfer window and that in turn has folks thinking about him coming back to his former club, the New York Red Bulls. It would be a fun tale of a player coming full circle to the team and league he left as an 18-year-old in 2008, butt it doesn’t appear that the Red Bulls are willing to pay what it would take to outbid the Portland Timbers and Toronto FC for Altidore’s services. Altidore is reportedly demanding a salary in the $5-6 million range and on top of that, is expected to demand a multi-million dollar transfer fee for a player for whom they paid close to $10 million in the summer of 2013. The Red Bulls have pondered Altidore before, but we always scared away by his asking price demands. The money he’s projected to earn would dwarf what the team paid captain and former World Cup winner Thierry Henry last season and unlike Altidore, Henry actually had real success with his national team. Besides the Red Bulls were though to have left their high-spending ways behind under new sporting director Ali Curtis and coach Jesse Marsch. Altidore seems certain to move during the transfer window, but his limited individual success on the world stage seems poised to hinder his ability to demand a massive payday……….


- Go big or go home….where coincidentally you can go in a stolen police cruiser. It’s a story Ben Affleck’s character told about his uncle in “Good Will Hunting,” but what happened at Boston’s Logan Airport this week is no Hollywood tale. Danielle McDonough was found on the floor near the baggage carousel on the first floor of Terminal A, passed out and not in any shape to travel or drive. The scene was awkward from the start on account of an existing order prohibiting her from trespassing at the airport and so troopers escorted her outside after she declined medical attention. This is where the story goes from awkward to awesome because when McDonough was ushered out of the airport she spotted an unattended cruiser that was idling outside of the terminal at about 2:30 a.m. Being a) really drunk and b) in need of a way home, she climbed behind the wheel and drove off. It wasn’t long before a trooper searching for the missing cruiser noticed it being operated on Service Road and attempted to stop it. In a stunning plot twist, McDonough refused to stop and ran red lights before pulling into a parking lot at the Orient Heights MBTA station. In her drunken state, she couldn’t evade the law for long and a trooper pulled up beside her in his own cruiser. When he exited his vehicle, McDonough allegedly backed up in his direction, forcing him to leap out of the way. Police eventually took their suspect into custody and she was charged with receiving a stolen motor vehicle, failure to stop for police, assault with a dangerous weapon, resisting arrest, operating with a suspended license, speeding and red light violations. The whole receiving a stolen vehicle rap is bogus because she didn’t receive anything…..b’otch stole the damn thing. State police have begun an internal investigation into how the suspect was able to steal the cruiser and if the first part of this story is any indication, idiocy and incompetence are involved………..


- How do rich rock stars spend their time in rehab? No, not trying to kick their addiction to heroin, cocaine, ganja, Ecstasy or whatever drugs sent them off to rehab in the first place. These people are rock stars, idiot. Being able to carry on with their career while nose-deep in a pile of high-quality Bolivian marching powder is one of the perks and if you have that perk, you don’t kick it just to get clean and make everyone applaud your efforts to clean up your life. So Libertines guitarist Pete Doherty’s most recent turn in the world of trust circles and group therapy sessions may theoretically have been to help him get clean, but the world knows there is more to the story. Thankfully, Doherty has confirmed that fact with the story that he was trying to get a "warlord's daughter" to play drums with him during his recent stint in rehab in Thailand. He spoke about his efforts to make new music at the Hope Rehabilitation Centre at the end of last year and said it was a productive time for his musical career. "I've come up with some good riffs too," he said. "Like simple bass lines and I'm trying to get this warlord's daughter to play drums for me but she's off the radar at the moment. So hopefully we'll have some new ideas when Carl next bounds into view in his bandana and leathers." Carl would be frontman Carl Barât, with whom Doherty and the remaining members of the band recently signed to Virgin EMI. It’s been more than a decade since the group released their self-titled second album and with stated plans to drop their third album this year, time is of the essence. The buzz around their comeback has grown louder since they reunited for the second time last summer to play a string of headline shows including an outdoor gig at London's Hyde Park. Get the mirror and credit card ready world, because you can call this a comeback……….

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