Friday, June 27, 2014

Stealing giant fiberglass cheesburgers, Venezueal Socialist resentment and a Daft Punk documentary


- Did anyone see the Chicago Blackhawks hoisting the Stanley Cup earlier this month? Nobody? Hmm… could that be because the ‘Hawks didn’t even reach the Stanley Cup finals and were bounced from the playoffs in the Western Conference finals by the eventual-champion Los Angeles Kings. Bearing that in mind, it’s worth asking whether Blackhawks stars Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews are in a good position to seeking new contracts  that would pay them $12 million per year -- almost double their current salaries – and establish a new standard among NHL players. There is no question both are stars and they’ve won a title together, so asking for a raise isn't far-fetched. There is also the side note that both represented by agent Pat Brisson and like anyone entering a negotiation process, Brisson knows the person who wants more money must start high – often with a demand that has no chance of being met – and work their way down to the actual point they hoped to reach all along. Kane and Toews are eligible to sign extensions on Tuesday for the 2015-16 season and before that time, the team may negotiate with their agent. Both players are entering the last season of matching five-year, $31.5 million deals that pay them each $6.3 million annually. On the other side of the battle is Blackhawks GM Stan Bowman, who undoubtedly understands the value of players in the early years of their prime who have led the Blackhawks to two Stanley Cup titles in the past four seasons and given that Kane and Toews are coming off 69- and 68-point seasons, respectively, they’ve earned a contract upgrade. However, bowman refused comment on the alleged $12 million demand and said he would keep all negotiations private. Read between the lines, though, and you can hear him chuckling at the idea of giving out two record-breaking contracts at the same time………


- The threat from within is real for Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro. No, not Maduro’s conscience because he clearly doesn’t have one. Dictators don’t  have the luxury of having a conscience, but Maduro is facing a danger from inside nonetheless. His menace happens to be old-school leftists who accuse him of betraying the socialist legacy that carried him to power. As avid followers of Venezuelan politics know, Maduro was the handpicked successor of the late despot Hugo Chavez, who died in 2013 after a battle with cancer but left what appeared to be a likeminded dictator-in-training behind to take his place. At first, it looked like Maduro would in fact continue that trend of trampling human rights and stifling dissenters. He showed little tolerance for dissidence and a proclivity for poking a pointy stick at Western powers. But 15 months into his rule, not everyone is happy with the direction the country is headed. Orthodox socialists are blasting Maduro over several issues, including liberalized currency reforms they say are counter to the revolution. The tipping point for the tension between the two sides came last week when Maduro fired Planning Minister Jorge Giordani, a Marxist economist whose simplistic lifestyle and anti-capitalist doctrine earned him the nickname "the Monk." That sort of approach would seem an ideal fit for Socialists, thus spurring talk that Maduro no longer walks among them. After being axed, Giordani published a manifesto accusing Maduro of undoing Chavez's reforms and failing to control his administration. This one is getting nasty in a hurry………


- The only real question to ask is whether the helmet-wearing tools of Daft Punk will actually take off their ridiculous headgear and talk this time. The enigmatic and wildly overrated electro-pop duo will be the subject of a new documentary next year, with French subscription channel Canal Plus having commissioned BBC Worldwide Production France to make a one-hour film about them. Without a doubt, Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo owe a huge portion of their appeal to the fact that they are intentionally elusive, wearing oversized helmets any time they appear in public and putting on outright weird performances in which guests vocalists do all of the singing because they can't be bothered to remove their buckets  and vocalize anything. The documentary will chronicle their rise, from the group’s formation in 1993 up to the success of last year’s “Random Access Memories” release. Keeping up such a smoke-and-mirrors show for 20 years is impressive on some level and during their 20-year career, Daft Punk have sold more than 12 million albums around the world and have won six Grammy Awards. Prior to releasing “Memories,” they announced their comeback from an extended hiatus with a teaser trailer at the 2013 Coachella Festival. They have released a mere four albums in the past two decades, further underscoring how overrated they are. “Get Lucky,” the top single off their latest album, was the quintessential piece of pop garbage with the lyrical subtlety and intelligence of a cheese grater to the face. Jean-Louis Blot, head of BBC Worldwide Productions France, will produce the documentary with Patrice Gellé. "We are proud to announce our first commission with Canal Plus Group on such an original and creative film,” Blot said. BBC Worldwide France stands as a major French producer of documentaries with stunning production values and universal appeal." Whatever you say, Louis……….


- If you commission and erect a giant, double-decker fiberglass cheeseburger statue outside your business, you do so knowing it’s only a matter of time before it’s stolen. At Big Steve’s Grill in Plainville, Conn., the inevitable happened this week. Owner Steve Andrikis, the quintessential small business owner and a man who serves all his food from behind the counter with a smile, got the bad news Sunday night. Someone noticed his 6-foot-hall fiberglass burger statue was missing and called him to let him know. “Probably kids with a prank, I don’t know,” Andrikis said. “I thought it would be a great thing to put out by the street. They definitely bring people in.” On the surface, the statue would seem to be little more than a small town marketing gimmick by an owner who understands that folks like cheesy crap that they can smile at and pose with in ridiculous Instagram selfies. Another look, though, confirms that this display is merely a challenge to every local kid with access to a pickup truck and a tarp to steal it in the middle of the night and drop it in the nearest lake or take off across neighboring counties on a Snapchat photo safari for the ages. With his beloved fiberglass cheeseburger missing, Andrikis is doing his best to remain positive and hold out hope that the statue will find its way home. “If the people that took it just return it, we won’t press charges, we just want it back that’s all,” Andrikis added. Until that happens, all of the children and dorks who like posing for pictures with the statue will have to find the nearest Big Boy and snap a few shots with the chubby bus boy who serves as that fine eatery’s fiberglass mascot………

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