Saturday, June 21, 2014

Soccer racism, Fidel Castro's taxis and Pitbull gives the world another middle finger


- Hiring practices have evolved time and again over the years in the United States. This is their best evolution to date and it’s not even close. Forget giving women and minorities a fair shot at desirable gigs because while that is commendable, it doesn’t compare to what Anne Arundel Medical Center in Annapolis, Md. is doing. In a move that other employers should emulate, the hospital says it will no longer hire folks whose idea of a work break is heading out to the nearest entryway and choking down a cancer stick with their fellow leather-faced smokers. The hospital announced this week that it will no longer hire applicants who use tobacco. “We want to have a healthy workforce, a healthier environment for our patients and visitors,” said Dr. Stephen Cattaneo. The good doctor noted that for the hospital and its 4,000 employees, the change is about living out the same healthy message they deliver to patients. The obvious question is how an employer deals with such a public policy against hiring smokers, but Cattaneo noted that in Maryland, there are no discrimination laws against smokers.” This innovative policy is possible in large part because unlike its neighbors, Virginia and Washington, D.C., Maryland is free of such restrictive discrimination laws. The only downside to the hospital’s policy change is that it doesn’t go into effect until next summer. To tide everyone over until then, all six of the hospital’s campuses will ban smoking, making it all but impossible for degenerate lung dart addicts to light up anywhere close to their place of employment. For the next week or so, smokers can still light up on public sidewalks around the hospital, but that all comes to an end July 1. Employees who smoke (sadly) won't be fired, but they will have to comply with the new rules. With this paradigm shift, Anne Arundel Medical Center follows the innovators at the Cleveland Clinic, who required employees to be tobacco free in 2007…….


- Well done, World’s Worst Rapper Pitbull. Your lack of actual rap ability and your lyrically stunted garbage that passes as music and is punctuated by you pumping your fist nonstop and spouting inane words about how cool you are and how much you love to party should be insult enough to the world, but you know there can always be more to give. In a sense, Pitbull’s songs, his albums and his entire musical existence are one ginormous, continual middle finger to the world. That makes his act after receiving an honorary degree by Doral College in Miami for his services to education all the more awesome(ly bad). At the ceremony, Pitbull (real name Armando Christian PĂ©rez) gave a speech in which he said, "I remember being kicked out of a public school because I didn't have the right address. That's why I want better schools for the kids who live where I grew up. That's why Doral Academy was founded, and that's why I helped create SLAM (Sports Leadership and Management Academy) in the neighborhood where I grew up - a school that offers a choice for students, like me, students who need someone to inspire them, someone to believe in them." The academy itself can't take too much heat for inviting in a celebrity – even one who is a giant hack – in the interest of gaining public attention and possibly coaxing a donation from him, but giving this knob a degree for anything is a bit of a reach. After the ceremony, Perez delivered an actual middle finger to the digital world when he posted the news about his new qualification alongside a photo of him holding his faux degree while extending a middle finger. The photo was accompanied by a message explaining that the extended digit was "for those that didn't believe #dale.” What should haunt Doral College for a long, long time is that Perez is reportedly the first ever recipient of an honorary degree from this glorified community college. Not the finest choice for that lowly honor………


- Who doesn’t want to ride in one of the few luxury whips that isn’t a decrepit, decaying piece of Soviet-era crap on the island of Cuba? For a price, that opportunity can be yours….or be for anyone looking to get from point A to point B in one of the poorest nations in the Western Hemisphere. A fleet of black, boxy, Soviet-made limousines that for years were at the disposal of Fidel Castro are no longer needed by the now-retired despot and in a country where few things are discarded because its impoverished population can almost always find some use for a beaten-up relic, they have been decommissioned and repurposed as Havana taxi cabs. The cars were produced by Russian manufacturers GAZ and ZIL in the 1960s and '70s and even though Cuba is not known for its cutting-edge technology in the automotive industry or anywhere else, the cars sent to Cuba reportedly included a ZIL-111 convertible model that was the first of its kind to roll off the assembly line. That particular model was allegedly a personal gift to Castro from Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev, a man Castro outlived, much like the cars now being repurposed for commercial use. Because Cubans really don’t have the luxury of spare cash for a taxi ride to the market where they can barely afford to shop or a trip to the mall to purchase clothes they don’t have the income to own, the limos are almost exclusively used to transport tourists who want a little slice of history to go with their ride across town. Sadly, the taxi rides do not come with a complimentary audio guide narrated by Castro or one of his prized top-end cigars to smoke along the way……….


- Mexican national team soccer coach Miguel Herrera is in a difficult spot…and yet, that doesn’t excuse the wrong choice he made Friday. Herrera, his team riding a wave of energy after a 1-0-1 start in group play that includes a scoreless tie with World Cup host Brazil and has El Tri on the verge of advancing to the knockout stage of the tournament, found himself in a pinch when questioned about Mexican fans chanting a gay slur at Cameroon goalkeeper Charles Itandje. The chant is under investigation by FIFA and even in a cross-cultural situation where people’s understanding of what is and isn't acceptable could vary, backing people using a gay slur against anyone is a poor choice – so why is it the choice Herrera made, saying Mexico fans shouting the slur as the rival team's goalkeeper takes a goal kick is not "serious." "About the chants, we don't have anything to say, we are going to concentrate in working hard, that is what corresponds to us," Herrera said. "We support our fan base. They just do it to put pressure on the other goalkeeper. That chant was invented in the Mexican league by one team and all the Mexican fan base has adopted it, therefore I don't think it is something that serious.” We support our fan base? How about you support them acting like human beings with a shred of sensitivity, Miggy? The rationale that a Mexican league team’s fans used the slur and somehow its wider acceptance within the league makes it OK is indefensible, even if Herrera did try to power his way past the controversy by implying that gay slurs are somehow not as important as the tournament itself. Even if every Mexican uses the slur 25 times a day in a jovial way, that doesn’t make it acceptable or allowable. Fare, the European fan-monitoring group, reported the chants at Mexico's 1-0 win over Cameroon in Natal and FIFA subsequently opened a disciplinary case against the Mexico federation. Sadly, Herrera is correct about the slur being a long-running issue, as it was also used during a Mexico-United States qualifying match for the 2004 Olympics. Maybe it’s time for a new tradition, Mexico……..

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