Sunday, June 01, 2014

Cheese truck fires, a Guns 'N Roses concert movie and MLB rage from Tampa to Boston


- Governments aren't so different no matter where in the world they may rule. Take the historic, charming and colorful city of Edinburgh, Scotland, where a milestone has been reached after three long years of plodding along past its deadline and well over its budget. Way back in 2010, the city was supposed to cut the ribbon on a new, state-of-the art tram system to carry paying passengers through Edinburgh. Because government projects never get done on time or under budget, this train wreck – or tram wreck – of an endeavor was nowhere close to completion in 2010. Instead, it spiraled out of control thanks to rising costs and feuding between the city and contractors. What was supposed to take three years instead took six and what was supposed to cost about $650 million instead clocked in at a bloated $1.3 billion, leaving many locals both angry that they didn’t have a tram system to ride through Edinburgh’s hilly, fog-cloaked streets and pissed that their government and its contractors were unable to finish an extensive network that was to connect most of the city. But at long last, the project is done – even if it has been scaled down to a basic, 9-mile line between airport and city center. After waiting three years for their chance to take a ride on the tram line, passengers lined up for their first trip on Saturday as they marked the return of trams to Edinburgh after almost 60 years. Passengers chatted and enjoyed the ride, with many cheering as the first of the trams set off across town……..


- Not many sports fans are paying a lot of attention to Major League Baseball right now, but the sport is building some solid story lines for the brief window after the NBA and NHL seasons end and before the NFL kicks off its season this fall. One such story line runs directly from Boston to Tampa and its path is traced by the trail of flame behind Tampa Bay Rays ace David Price’s fastballs directly into the torsos of multiple Red Sox batters. The drama was high on Friday night as Price took the mound at Fenway Park and proceeded to dot Boston slugger David Ortiz with a 94 mph fastball on the first pitch the lefty threw to the Red Sox slugger since he hit two homers off him in Game 2 of the AL Division Series last October. That pitch to the body didn’t sit well with Ortiz, who said he has lost all respect for the Rays ace. "It's a war," Ortiz said after the Red Sox rallied for a 3-2, 10-inning win over Tampa Bay. "It's on. Next time I see him, he better put his gloves on. I have no respect for him anymore." Using a war analogy is always a terrible idea in any part of life except actual combat, but Ortiz has a penchant for overstating his opinions. Price talked around postgame questions about whether he had hit Ortiz intentionally, but Ortiz claimed he spoke with Price by phone after the playoffs last October and thought that any lingering issues between the two had been resolved. "I had a lot of respect for the guy, man," Ortiz said. "It is over now. I have no more respect for him. Last year, we kicked his butt in the playoffs and he went off talking crap about everyone. We go to talk on the phone after we kind of straightened things out. He was upset, and then I let him know how I felt. Later on he called me and apologized because he knew he was wrong.” Before wrapping up his rant, the three-time World Series champion accused Price of “acting like a little girl out there” and “acting like a little b*tch” because he gave up a few home runs. These two teams meet several more times this season, so stay tuned…….


- Look at Google, talking junk to underperforming Internet service provides just like its rival Netflix. Google is joining the part of tech giants lamenting ISP’s inability to provide customers with the ability to stream YouTube in HD at a respectable speed. Google’s push is centered behind a tool called Video Quality Report, which is designed to measure speed quality of various ISPs in the United States. It measures stream quality and also monitors buffering frequency, an issue that usually happens with slow connections. "Nothing ruins the experience of watching a YouTube video like Magic of Rahat more than seeing the dreaded buffering wheel, which is why we're always working to make videos play smoothly in the best quality possible," YouTube product manager Jay Akkad wrote in a post on Google's blog. "And when you can't see what you want, when you want, it's important you know why." The goal for Google is to rate ISPs as HD verified if their network connection is capable of streaming a 720p and higher video with issues. If an ISP can only muster a 360p video stream, they will be rated as standard definition verified. For those who cannot even meet that low standard, Google will bestow its lowest rating. The report is based on the minimum speed available 90 percent of the last 30-day period and it only includes providers who offer services in the United States, as opposed to Netflix, which provides data for IPS in several countries. Other countries could be added as the report’s scope grows and maybe Netflix can assist in this respect, as the two companies have built stronger bonds since Netflix was strong-armed by Comcast recently in a business transaction………


- Who doesn’t want to see a 350-pound Fatsel Rose come off a flatscreen TV and directly into their face? That dream/nightmare is alive and well thanks to Guns N’ Roses plans to release a 3D concert film titled “Appetite For Democracy 3D: Live from the Hard Rock Casino - Las Vegas.” Sadly, this surefire suck-fest will not be hitting a multiplex or IMAX theater near you and will instead be released on July 1 via Blu-ray and DVD. The concert featured in the film occurred on Nov. 21, 2012 and as the name would suggest, the show took place at the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas, while the bastardized current version of what remains of GNR – now better known as Axl Rose and whatever four dudes he can find to perform alongside his pompous, gravy-filled ass these days – was touring to promote the 25th anniversary of the iconic “Appetite for Destruction” album that most of them had absolutely no part in. The tour took place four years after the ill-fated, oft-postponed “Chinese Democracy” album that continues to be one of the biggest metal album disappointments in the past decade and probably longer. GNR has done concert movies before, but this will be its first official one since 1992’s “Use Your Illusion” project. Hilariously, the DVD includes several cover songs in lieu of more GNR material, including Bob Dylan's “Knockin' On Heaven's Door,” Neil Young's “Don't Let It Bring You Down,” The Who's “The Seeker” and Pink Floyd's “Another Brick In The Wall Part 2.” The DVD will drop in the aftermath of rumors that Rose is retiring from music even as his band remains in residency at the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas. The band has dismissed those rumors and it makes sense, given that the odds of Rose dying of an obesity-related malady are much higher than any chance he willingly walks away from a spotlight……..


- Thank God this didn’t happen in Wisconsin. Wisconsinites love their dairy products to the point that fried cheese curds are an acceptable plate addition for any meal at any time of day, so hearing that a truck carrying 34,000 pounds of cheese went up in flames would be a recipe for disaster in the Badger State. Either the good people of the state would grab their forks and run to the scene to try to save the cheese or they would go looking to tar and feather the person responsible for wasting so much precious dairy product. As is, the great cheese truck fire of 2014 took place in Richmond, Vt., on I-89N just north of exit 11. According to local police, the truck was toting more than 17 tons of cheese when it went up in flames. Officers believe the fire was caused by a mechanical failure of the trailer's brakes and the good news – aside from delivering a resounding victory for lactose-intolerant people everywhere – is that the driver was not seriously injured, although he was transported to Fletcher Allen Healthcare for minor injuries sustained when he tried to disconnect the truck from the burning trailer. The trailer and all of its cheese were a total loss and while insurance can take care of that hit somewhat, there are nachos and sandwiches across America that may never recover. The burning cheese truck delayed traffic for about an hour and while the smell of burnt cheese can be appetizing under the right circumstances, odds are that delayed drivers were none too amused……..

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