Tuesday, June 24, 2014

NBA draft shenanings, cheap Julian Casablancas albums and Bolivian cocaine issues


- This is a trend that should definitely catch on. Artists looking to create buzz and move product by pricing their new album at an insanely low cost is something that music fans can get with and record labels hate….which makes it a good idea. Julian Casablancas is best known as a member of The Strokes, but he is now branching out beyond his main band and his solo career and releasing an album with his side project Julian Casablancas + The Voidz. The newly formed rock outfit will release their debut album on Sept. 23. It will be titled “Tyranny,” which is Casablancas’ first non-Strokes release since his 2009 solo album “Phrazes for the Young.” Befitting a band with no track record of its own and a need to win fans over quickly, the project will be released on Casablancas’ own Cult Records label for the low, low pre-order price of $3.87. Yes, the idea of pre-ordering an album in the digital age, when there is an infinite supply of said album thanks to its non-physical form, is still absurd. But getting a possibly solid album from a band you can claim to have discovered before all of your hipster friends for a mere $3.87 is a great opportunity. For those who don’t know, The Voidz consist of Jeramy Gritter and Amir Yaghmai on guitar, Jeff Kite on keyboards, Jake Bercovici on bass and Alex Carapetis on drums. "Tyranny has come in many forms throughout history. Now, the good of business is put above anything else, as corporations have become the new ruling body,” Casablancas said. “Most decisions seem to be made like ones of a medieval king: whatever makes profit while ignoring and repressing the truth about whatever suffering it may cause (like pop music, for that matter).” Although snippets of the album have been scarce, it will reportedly be heavily influenced by world underground music from the 1970s and 1980s, as well as hardcore and punk………..


- Bad news, Bolivia. No, it’s not that your cocaine production is dipping because law enforcement is cracking down and keeping entrepreneurial farms from cranking out the raw materials necessary to craft top –notch Bolivian marching powder. Sure, the United Nations says the area under coca cultivation in Bolivia fell last year to its lowest in 12 years — down 9 percent from 2012. However, the U.N. Office of Drugs and Crime cannot draw a direct line between those numbers and decreased cocaine production from the South American nation. Bolivia remains the No. 3 coca producer in the world and that’s good news for a world where credit cards, bathroom mirrors and hookers’ stomachs lined with white powder always signal a good time. Additionally, the U.N. doesn’t have the ability to measure potential cocaine production in Bolivia, or in Peru, which allegedly displaced Colombia as the world's top cocaine producer in 2012. The battle to churn out the most cocaine ingredients is a heated one and while Tony Montana may not be real, the money to be made by growing the Colombian nose candy definitely is – and it is spectacular. If you believe the U.N., Bolivia's coca crop was down to 29 square miles last year, just 11.5 square miles more than Bolivia's government claims is necessary to satisfy traditional demand – i.e. uses that do not involve some nose candy-loving degenerate hoovering the finished product off Bambi the stripper’s ass. The Man would have you believe that Peru’s coca crop is also in decline, but that could merely be because coca growers are getting smarter about where they plant their prized product………


- New Milwaukee Bucks co-owner Marc Lasry is still getting used to owning an NBA franchise. Eventually, he’ll realize that anyone connected with a professional sports franchise is supposed to disseminate only non-informative information and lies when it comes to their plans for an upcoming draft. Perhaps Lasry is doing just that, but it doesn’t seem that way when he comes out publicly and declares that his team will not select top center prospect Joel Embiid with the second pick in this week’s NBA draft after the former Kansas big man has surgery to repair a stress fracture in his foot. Embiid was the consensus top pick among most experts before the injury, sustained during training last week, despite lingering back issues from his time at Kansas. But the prospect of a 21-year-old 7-footer with a bad back and a busted-up foot seems to have pushed Embiid from the top of the draft order and virtually no one expects Cleveland to select him with the top pick. The Cavs will likely take either Duke's Jabari Parker or Kansas' Andrew Wiggins and the Bucks, according to Lasry, will select whichever of the two is left. His stance stems from the fact that a franchise that had a league-worst 15-67 record last season is looking for immediate help. "I think it's hard to take Embiid," Lasry said. "I think he's a phenomenal individual, but with the injury and not knowing how severe or long it will take to recover, I think for us today we're going to want somebody who's going to help us on Day One." Lasry and fellow New York investment firm executive Wesley Edens bought the Bucks this spring for $550 million from former U.S. Sen. Herb Kohl and their team recently had Wiggins in for a workout. "A lot is going to be dependent on what Cleveland does," Lasry said. "But I would tell you right now it's probably either going to be ... one or the other." Whomever they pick, the Bucks badly need a home run to help build fan interest and public support as they seek public financing to help build a new arena to replace the BMO Harris Bradley Center…….

 
- It’s a real, pungent problem with a surprisingly simple solution. San Francisco has 3,500 homeless people who call its streets home and like any transients, these people have a difficult time staying clean on a daily basis. Even in major cities, there are inevitably a limited number of homeless shelters and facilities where the indigent can go to wash up, scrub down and groom themselves. Fortunately, there are people like Doniece Sandoval who are not only aware of the problem, but willing and able to do something about it. Sandoval’s assistance looks from the outside like a typical big-city food truck, motoring the streets to provide daytime nourishment to the hungry masses. Inside, it proves to be a very different story. There is no kitchen, no oven, no microwave, no refrigerator and no freezer. Instead, the vehicle known as a Lava Mae is built to handle the cleaning needs of men and women for whom a hot shower and a shave are a rare luxury. Sandoval hatched the idea of converting old Muni buses into showers two years ago and the concept has grown steadily from there. “Each of our buses has two complete bathrooms with a shower, sink, toilet and changing room,” Sandoval said. “It’s been in idea stage for so long, to actually see the result is unbelievable.” The shower buses run off city fire hydrants after Sandoval reached a deal with the city to use and pay for the water. San Francisco once had 10 city shower facilities, but that number has dwindled to seven, forcing the homeless to put their names on waiting lists just to clean up. “With hygiene comes dignity, and with dignity comes opportunity,” Sandoval added. “So hopefully, it will open other doors for people.” The biggest hurdle right now is money, as it costs $75,000 to convert a city bus to a Lava Mae bus. The plan has spawned franchises in Singapore and Brazil and Sandoval hopes to see it grow much further……….

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