Saturday, November 19, 2016

Monsters of Folk return, self-loathing NBA stars and Massachusetts' ganja tax debate


- Here’s your regular reminder that there are places in the world that are still colossally f*cked-up on account of being stuck in the bygone, socially retarded beliefs of forgotten ages. It comes frm Burma - a.k.a. you might know us as Myanmar - where a kook pleaded guilty Friday to killing three children in front of their families over two days in a horrific display of ancient superstition. "I did it because I lost control of my mind at that time as the dark spirit took over me,” Tun Naing informed the court in Twante, a village south of the major city of Yangon. Yes, the time-tested, mythical showdown in which one ass hat tells parents that their children are possessed, then proceeds to punch and kick a 3-year-old boy and two girls, ages 8 months and 2 years, to death during an exorcism ritual. Whatever happened to tying them down to a bed and holding some mythical crystal over their body while chanting in some ancient language, T. Naing? According to an uncle of the boy, villagers were given “blessed” water and were not in a right state of mind as they stood in a circle with Naing reciting incantations. “Because of what he did, everyone was out of their mind,” the uncle explained. But if Naing was doing his religious duty, then why did he hide the bodies of the deceased children? Oh, and two days later, he severely wounded a 4-year-old girl in a nearby village in another ritual, prompting local people to call for his arrest, so there’s that as well. Unfortunately, superstition and belief in spirits is common in Myanmar alongside the dominant Buddhist religion, which means this probably isn't the last time sh*t like this will happen………


- Blunt, no-punches-pulled assessments from disappointed professional athletes are the best. A bummed-out professional athlete who is making eight figures a year but is really pissed off about how his team is performing is a lovely contradiction because said athlete will go from that locker room interview into a sports or luxury vehicle worth six figures, drive home to a beautiful, expensive home and sleep in a bed where a 400-thread-count sheet would be considers substandard. The fact that this athlete is legitimately upset about a loss is a nice juxtaposition against that back drop and therefore, big ups to Portland Trail Blazers star Damian Lillard for his blunt assessment of his team after its 126-109 loss to the Houston Rockets. "We kind of suck right now," Lillard said.  "It's that simple. We're just not very good right now. We've just got to keep fighting. It's important for our team to stay together, and I think that's one of the biggest strengths of our team, is we stay together. If we try to stay positive, and we just keep working and keep fighting, I think at some point it'll click. We'll get it right, and things will be fine. But I think everybody's frustrated." The weird twist is that even with their second straight loss, the Blazers are still 7-6 and right in the middle of the pack in the Western Conference. It’s not as if they’ve lost seven in a row or are 2-15 on the season, but they do rank 27th in the league in defensive efficiency (107.3), which measures the number of points a team allows per 100 possessions. For a team that made it to the second round of the playoffs last season, that clearly isn't good enough, not according to their star point guard……….


- This, state governments, is the debate you should be having on the topic of legalizing ganja. Not whether you should allow citizens of your state to recreationally burn the hippie lettuce, but rather how much you’re going to profit from it. Because sooner or later, every state is going to legalize it and the ones kicking themselves will be those who waited too long and don’t have the conversation as soon as lawmakers in Massachusetts are having it. With less than a month away until it becomes legal to possess, smoke and grow marijuana in the Bay State, legislators may not agree on how to spend the revenue from the sale of dank, but the consensus in the statehouse is that the tax rate on cannabis should be higher. “Certain states are exploring higher levels,” said state Sen. Eric Lesser, presumably without the pun being intended. “I think we want to study that, get some input, and see what the appropriate amount would be to fund and support the services we need in our state.” The decision needs to be made in short order as on Dec. 21, residents 21 years old and above will be allowed to legally possess up to an ounce of marijuana and grow up to six plants at home. However, commercial retail sales won’t begin until 2018, so there is some time to decide whether to stick with the standards of a 12-percent tax on the sticky icky, which is less than half the rate in Colorado. If the tax rises above 12 percent, the state will decide where that excess capital goes. “I think we ought to take the money and put it toward health care initiatives and offset some of those costs,” state Rep. Joseph Wagner said. Do this right, fellas and ladies, and there will be tax revenue aplenty for you to spread around……..


- The Monsters are coming back. The Monsters of Folk, that is, an indie-folk rock supergroup comprised of Conor Oberst, M. Ward, My Morning Jacket’s Jim James, and Mike Mogis, and one that hasn’t released an album together since 2009. They’ve worked on projects on their own or with their primary bands since then, but reunited on-stage over the summer during Ward’s opening set for Brian Wilson at the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles. James, the group’s lead vocalist and multi-instrumentalist, said in a Reddit post that the hiatus will soon be over, saying that the group have been working on a second album for some time. “We started another Monsters of Folk record a few years ago, for a screenplay that Conor wrote for a Monsters of Folk film,” James said. “We hope both happen someday, cuz we wanna write music for the film, but it’s tough to get a weird film made these days. Maybe someday.” Since the band’s eponymous 2009 debut, Oberst has issued three solo albums, including this year’s ‘Ruminations,’ while James has released two records with My Morning Jacket and a solo project and Ward has also made a solo album, this year’s ‘More Rain.’ James sounds like a man with a plan to be exceptionally busy in the near future, as he said later in the post that he believes MMJ will begin recording new material in the spring. It’s the busy life of a veteran indie rocker, striving to stay relevant and present in the minds of hipsters all over the world…….

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