Friday, November 04, 2016

Albania gets bold, Big Ten whining and Eagles of Death Metal remember


- Nothing is funnier than anonymous college football assistant coaches b*tching about their conference planning to play games on a day other than the hallowed ground of Saturdays in the fall. Yes, Big Ten football is coming to Friday nights in 2017 and beyond, but not everyone in the numerically incorrect 12-team Big Ten is a fan of expanding the empire to another day of the week. Under the conference's new TV contract, which begins next season, there will be a package of six Friday night games, all of which will be limited to September and October and won't include every team. The conference’s true heavyweights with  huge stadiums, such as Penn State and Ohio State, won't be asked to host them. Michigan has already opted out, according to Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany, but the sniping from receivers coaches, defensive line coaches, special teams coaches and graduate assistants is just beginning. Word on the street is that those second, third and eighth bananas are angry because they believe Friday night games would negatively affect recruiting. The vast majority of high school games are played on Friday nights, so that means Big Ten teams playing that night would be forced to pick one of their five or six other home games in a season to invite recuits and that’s apparently a reason to turn your rings around and throw hands. Both the Wisconsin Football Coaches Association and the Michigan High School Athletic Association expressed disappointment about the decision, because of which Friday night Big Ten games will continue through at least 2022. Of course, tens of thousands of fans will still attend those contests and the league will still make plenty of television revenue from them, so that’s all the Big Ten(12) actually cares about…….


- You best back the f*ck off, Turkish schools funded by U.S.-based Muslim cleric Fethullah Gulen , because Albania is not trippin. While a lot of people in the world - especially those who have never seen Liam Neeson kick international ass across borders in the “Taken” franchise - can't begin to locate Albania on a map, Albania's Education Ministry doesn’t believe that any attention is good attention. That’s why the ministry has told Gulen’s schools to stop using Turkey's flag and other symbol. See, there are a number of Turkish-owned educational institutions from preschool to university level operating in post-communist Albania, the tiny Western Balkan country with a predominantly Muslim population and strong ties with Ankara, and Albania looks out for its friends. That’s why Ministry General Secretary Plarent Ndreca is touting a complaint from Turkey's embassy in Tirana as prompting the government's order and saying that  the ministry sent a letter ordering licensed schools to stop using the Turkish symbols unless they have authorization from the diplomatic mission. Turkey is still chafed over its failed coup in July that killed over 270 people and while an entire country full of people who don’t like dictator Recep Tayyip Erdogan would normally be more than enough of an impetus for the coup, Turkey blames Gulen's movement for sparking that coup. Now, Erdogan has his Albanian lap dogs doing his dirty work and sadly, no quantity of Liam Neeson throat chops will solve this problem……..


- After being part of one of the most horrific nights in the history of live music, Eagles of Death Metal are looking to detail the night it all went wrong in a new documentary. The rock super group fronted by Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme will forever be linked to the night of Nov. 13, 2015, when ISIS-affiliated terrorist gunmen stormed their show at the Bataclan theatre in Paris, killing 89 people in a truly awful scene that was part of a night with six coordinated attacks on Paris that killed a total of 130 people. Now, EODM have announced “Eagles of Death Metal: Nos Amis (Our Friends),” a documentary that will air on HBO in February and will chronicle the events before and after the terrorist attack. Homme, Jesse Hughes and the rest of the band decided to make the documentary to tell the story of the tragic events that occurred on that night. Colin Hanks, who has had plenty of less-than-serious roles during his acting career, will direct and along with examining what happened that night and in the aftermath of the attacks, the film will also look at Hughes and Homme’s friendship and the band’s relationship with its fans in light of what happened that night and the link that will forever exist between the two groups after surviving something so terrible together. It’s unquestionably one of the ugliest and most terrible nights in the history of music, but maybe this documentary can at least help people better understand it……..


- Don’t do drugs kids - the kind you snort, the kind you shoot, the kind you smoke or the kind you pour into a glass of water, mix with sugar and drink down with the delicious flavor of Purplesaurus Rex. That message was hammered home at Eagles Nest Elementary School in Dorchester County, South Carolina, where nine students were suspended for violating a school drug policy after being accused of having sugar mixed with Kool-Aid in their possession. Parents were irate when they learned of the discipline, although at least one child's infraction was reduced during an expulsion hearing at the district office. That possible future cocaine addict is now on a probationary status with the district and returned to school earlier this week, but the fact remains that all nine students were put up for expulsion for having Kool-Aid and sugar, which was somehow dubbed "happy crack.” Parents claimed they didn't even know what "happy crack" was when school officials called to inform them that their children were being suspended, but for their part, district administrators say possession of any substance, whether illegal or not, that looks like an illegal substance is a violation of a school policy. "No student will market or distribute any substance which is represented to be or is substantial similar in color, shape, size or markings of a controlled substance in any of the circumstances listed above. Look-alike substance or substances that mimic the effect of drugs will be treated as illegal substances,” officials said in a statement, citing school policy, adding that it is a level three offense and constitutes criminal conduct under the JICH, a South Carolina code of laws. It seems that no one outside the bureaucrats who wrote the district’s student handbook know about the rule and the affected parents said they thought their children were buying the equivalent of a pixie stick. Busting 10 year olds does seem harsh, but the district was munificent enough to reduce the offenses to level one infractions, so as long as these little buggers aren't caught sniffing glue in art class, they should be fine……..

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