Monday, November 21, 2016

Deadpool creative differences, hair-hacking MMAers and Spain's dicator nostalgia


- Was the mane sacrifice worth it for a fighter who didn’t deliver a main-event-level performance? Ahead of the Invicta FC 20 pay-per-view event this weekend, fighter Samantha Diaz showed up for the weigh-in for her strawweight bout against Miranda Maverick two ounces above the weight limit for the fight. Like so many wrestlers, boxers and mixed martial artists before her, she had a quandary to solve. She could either miss out on the fight and the accompanying payday or find a quick, drastic way to shave off the excess weight. Diaz, who has a pretty awesome mane she admitted has taken her years to grow, elected to take drastic steps and chopped off several inches of her hair on the spot. Fellow fighter Esther Lin posted a photo on Instagram showing a towel-clad Diaz holding her lost hair and wrote, “So you wanna be a f***ing fighter? I got to help Samantha Diaz make weight by cutting her hair. What a boss she is!” The real question is how much hair Diaz would have been willing to clip if that first cut hadn't been enough, but fortunately for her, she didn’t have to find out. The impromptu cut paid off and she weighed in at 115.9 pounds - plus she looked great with her new ‘do. Unfortunately for her, the good news for the weekend ended there. The following night, Diaz stepped into the cage with Maverick and didn’t even survive the first round, as Maverick won the bout via submission thanks to a rear-naked choke at the 4:26 mark of the opening stanza………


- Way to stay outdated and ignorant, Spain. Not all of you, of course; just the hundreds among your number who are clearly nostalgic for the nation's fascist dictatorship of years gone by, the fools who gathered in a Madrid square to commemorate the 41st anniversary of Francisco Franco's death. Celebrating the demise of a despot isn't the worst thing in the world to do, but gathering to lament his passing and wistfully musing about how the nation would be better if it returned to that sort of dictatorial rule is both sad and delusional. There’s nothing good to say about you, hundreds of misguided souls who turned out for an outdoor rally in the Spanish capital organized by fringe right-wing parties. The sights and sounds of these kooks singing songs and waving old flags from Franco's four-decade reign that ended when he died in 1975 at the age of 83 was simply a sad reminder of how inept Spain’s current government has been and how much the country continues to struggle fiscally - along with a refresher on how clueless and moronic humanity can be, lusting for a time when a horrific dictator ruled their country with an iron fist. Fans of Francisco love recalling how his forces won the 1936-1939 civil war to overthrow Spain's democratically elected government with the help of Nazi Germany and fascist Italy and some of those people even rallied at Franco's giant mausoleum north of Madrid late last week, demanding that it become a memorial site for the anti-fascist struggle during the civil war. All in all, a truly forgettable weekend for a normally awesome country………


- Creative differences have finally affected change in the director’s chair for one of the most-anticipated action movie sequels in some time. “Deadpool 2” was to be the second collaboration between director Tim Miller and star Ryan Reynolds, but that planned partnership went the way of Shia LeBouf’s acting career because of creative differences that prompted Miller to hit the eject button/be fired. Miller and Reynolds reportedly enjoyed a close relationship while making the original film, but that relationship went sour somewhere along the way despite a movie made for a mere $60 million - a scant amount for a superhero movie - that went on to bank an impressive $780 million worldwide. That much money should usually be enough to incentivize everyone to return if possible, but it can also bloat egos and propel the power-hungry to seek more creative control. In this case, it’s brought in “John Wick” director David Leitch, who comes aboard a month after Miller exited stage left. Leitch was offered the gig following a meeting with Reynolds in New York City, news that won't sit well with “Deadpool” fans who had the pie-in-the-sky dream of Quentin Tarantino taking over the franchise when Miller was shown the door. Social media campaigns to bring Tarantino on board clearly came up short, which is probably for the best because the famed director has a very distinct style he impresses upon all of his films and that could have jerked with Deadpool’s own established style. Even with the directorial change, writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick remain from the original film and the project is set to begin shooting early next year…….


- Maybe this employee will actually be bothered to give a damn and help customers within half an hour of entering their local Bay Area Lowe’s, unlike the other apron-clad slackers typically employed by the home improvement store chain.  LoweBot is a robot that roams the aisles at several Bay Area stores, a bilingual helper who can assist customers in finding what they need among the 7,466 different departments, nooks and crannies in the 17-acre monstrosity that is your average Lowe’s store “Can I help you find something?” LoweBot asks customers. It’s the creation of Lowe’s Innovation Labs and according to the department’s  executive director, this isn't the first step in the robot uprising in which artificial intelligence slowly takes over and human beings are subjugated beneath the metal, tread-covered feet of our eventual mechanical masters. “Not at all. This was designed from the ground up to be an assistant to the store helper,” executive director Kyle Nel said. “You just tell it what you’re looking for.” Nel gave a demonstration of the robot’s capabilities and although a request for help finding hammers initially stumped LoweBot as it rolled down a busy aisle packed with products, the robot eventually found the hammers by communicating with the store’s central computer for the items’ location while using lasers and cameras to navigate. There could be some kinks to work out and the yet odds of a LoweBot malfunctioning and still being more helpful than the average Lowe’s employee remain remarkably high………

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