Monday, September 26, 2016

The 76ers get wood, Bosnian Serbs vote in defiance and bypassing Benedict Cumberbatch


- Horses and crap tend to go together - just not this way. In the rural town of Bunnell, Florida, an unfortunate 24-year-old female horse named Mercy found itself in an ugly spot recently when it was found stuck up to its neck in a Flagler County septic tank for a couple of hours. Apparently Mercy fell into the septic tank, which was covered with fiberglass while walking through the yard where she and her owner had lived for the past six months, not realizing that a simple piece of fiberglass was not strong enough to hold the weight of a large quadruped. Thankfully, the horse’s owner, Barbara Jones, realized what had happened and was able to call several agencies, including the Flagler County Sheriff's Office and a large animal rescue team from St. Johns County, to the scene. Crews were able to cut off a portion of the tank covering to gain access and after sedating the agitated horse, they were able to safely remove Mercy from the tank after almost two hours of work. After being rescued from the depths at a tremendous cost of time, manpower and taxpayer dollars - none of which that horse is ever going to repay, dammit - Mercy was assessed by a veterinary team and appeared to have only minor injuries. In a true horsey miracle, the beast suffered only a few cuts and will be treated with antibiotics and pain medication rather than being shipped off to the glue factory. The septic tank is specific to the Jones residence, so no one else will be affected by having to cut it open, although the county  health department plans to inspect the scene because #bureaucracy…….


- For some, Benedict Cumberbatch has the most punchable face in Hollywood. To others, he’s a talented, versatile actor who is the leading man in Marvel's “Doctor Strange.” Yet Cumberbatch almost didn’t land the role, as Marvel initially wanted to start shooting the hotly-anticipated superhero movie last fall at a time when the actor was already contracted to appear on stage in a production of Hamlet at London's Barbican theater. Director Scott Derrickson approached Cumerbatch about the role, but was told at the time that the actor simply couldn’t bail out of his Hamlet commitment, having given his word. Forced to go further down his list of candidates for the role, Derrickson met with Joaquin Phoenix, Jared Leto and Ryan Gosling to discuss the role, but Marvel executive Kevin Feige decided that it simply had to be Cumberbatch, pushing back the start of production in order to accommodate his top choice as the good doctor. "If you can't jump on board when the ride's going past, that's usually it, so the hugest compliment they paid me was to come back to me. It motivated me to try to fulfill their faith in me,” Cumberbatch said of having a second chance at the part. As a result, he will star in the forthcoming superhero movie as Doctor Stephen Strange, a neurosurgeon who discovers the hidden world of magic and alternate dimensions following a serious car accident. He’ll be joined by a big-name cast including Chiwetel Ejiofor, Tilda Swinton, Mads Mikkelsen and Michael Stuhlbarg………


- The idea of voting being an act of defiance is a very foreign one to those living in developed nations around the world. For most, it’s an act of inconvenience, one that they really don’t want to make time for in their busy lives and therefore leave to others. But in Bosnia, it was a bold step for Bosnian Serbs voting in a referendum banned by the country's constitutional court, risking Western sanctions against their autonomous region and criminal charges against their leaders. What’s interesting about this vote is that it wasn’t some major ballot sparking a total overhaul of the government, but rather a vote on whether to keep Jan. 9 as a holiday in Republika Srpska — commemorating the day in 1992 that Bosnian Serbs declared the creation of their own state and ignited a devastating 1992-95 war. It’s noteworthy because it comes despite the top court's ruling that the date discriminates against Muslim Bosniaks and Catholic Croats in Bosnia, who were persecuted and expelled by the Serbs. The vote has even drawn the interest of the West, which has urged the illegal referendum not to be held. The Bosnian Serbs have the backing of Russia, so this is another front for the fight of Russia v. the West, which has suggested it might consider halting projects in the mini-state or impose travel bans on leaders and freeze their assets if the vote were held and if it passes. It’s the fight that just won't die………


- The Philadelphia 76ers may not win many games these days, but that doesn’t mean they can't have nice things. For example, the Perpetual Tankers in Philly, who looked last season like they would break the NBA’s single-season mark for worst won-loss record,  have just opened a new, state-of-the-art practice facility, and as is fitting for a team that hasn’t been any good in a long, long time, the coolest part of the new space is something marking a special moment from 54 years ago. That would be the reception desk in the lobby of the building, which is made out of part of the court from Wilt Chamberlain’s 100-point game on March 2, 1962. Chamberlain is one of the greatest players in NBA history and given that no player on the team’s recent roster should even be allowed to buy a ticket to the Basketball Hall of Fame at the moment, honoring him rather than something of a more recent vintage is a wise move. The desk is the first thing visitors will see when they enter the building and that’s a much better first impression that anything referring to the Sixers’ 10-72 mark from last season. They could always build the receptionst’s chair out of the crutches former top draft pick Joel Embiid has used after any of the multiple foot injuries and surgeries that have kept him from ever playing a game in his two seasons with the team, or maybe recycle the stat sheets from one of their 72 losses last season to use as note paper at that front desk, but otherwise, it’s best to keep all eyes on the distant past in Philly at this point……..

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