Monday, September 05, 2016

Blood Orange rage, opposing Venezuelan dictators and Pat Riley's subtle LeBron shot


- Typically, highways are not friendly places for wildlife. They’re places where the carcasses of car-struck deer, squirrels, birds, groundhogs and other of God’s creations lie on the side of the road, bloody and flattened reminders that fast-moving vehicles and intellectually limited beasts don’t mix well. So it’s a pleasant change of pace that Massachusetts highways may soon become havens for monarch butterflies and other declining insect populations. State wildlife and transportation officials have an interesting plan to use a $21,500 federal grant to help plant milkweed and other native plants for pollinating insects alongside some highways and on median strips. This effort is in part a response to scientists’ recent claims that the monarch butterfly in particular has seen its numbers dwindle in recent years in the U.S. Northeast, in part due to the loss of meadow habitat and milkweed. Putting two and two together and using federal cash to make it happen, the Massachusetts Department of Transportation says it will identify potential locations for seeding while MassWildlife chooses the right native seed mix for planting. Their joint efforts will result in newly created meadows to be marked by signs so the public can see where its tax dollars are going as it whizzes by at 70 mph while changing the radio station, checking their Google Maps app on their phone and talking to their passenger. To help cultivate this effort, MassDOT plans to reduce mowing to just once every two to three years to give the plants time to flourish. Yes, government workers being asked to do less actual work, it’s an unheard-of concept……..


- Bitter much, Pat Riley? The Miami Heat’s team president and resident don has taken a few veiled shots at LeBron James since James left South Beach to return home and win an NBA title in Cleveland, but this is his most direct blast to date. Riley set it up well and then executed a verbal salvo in which he claimed Hall of Fame inductee Shaquille O'Neal is the most significant prize the Miami Heat have landed during his 21-year tenure with the team. "I'll say this, and I mean this," Riley said. "Shaq's acquisition was bigger than any acquisition that we ever made, including the Big Three." Right, and this wouldn’t have anything to do with dissing James after he spurned you following two titles in Miami so he could go home to become a basketball deity by bringing Cleveland its first-ever NBA crown. Oh, and the fact that the superteam of LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade is miles in the rearview and there’s a decent chance none of the three will suit up for the Heat this season, we should expect Riley to be bitter. Sure, O'Neal came to the Heat in a July 2004 trade that sent Lamar Odom, Caron Butler, Brian Grant and a first-round draft pick to the Los Angeles Lakers and helped lead Miami to the 2006 NBA title, but Riley’s argument that his acquisition made the Heat “really, really legitimate” fails to pass muster because O’Neal came via trade and therefore, didn’t really show that Miami was a great destination for free agents. O’Neal is part of a 10-member class that will be inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame on Friday in Springfield, Massachusetts and no one can question his greatness, but holding him higher than James in Miami is dubious…….


- Be careful what you say and where you say it, residents of Margarita Island. Yes, it’s technically the right thing to do to greet despotic Venezuelan President/dictator Nicolas Maduro by shouting angry things at him and banging wooden spoon on kitchen pots to amplify the sound of your dissent, but if grainy cellphone videos from the night encounter are to be believed, then the Venezuelan leader is probably going to come looking for payback at some point. See, a socialist leader jogging through a crowd as residents loudly bang on pots and hurl obscenities may not immediately imprison or oppress those who dare to speak out against him, but when those images circulate on social media, Maduro probably feels like he has no choice but to battle back against those who stand in his way. His supporters started that effort early, trying to cast doubt about what happened, with one pro-government lawmaker posting on social media a short, edited video of what looks like the same appearance and in which Maduro can be seen greeting well-wishers as he jogs through the crowd with his fist raised. The government didn’t immediately issue an official response, but in a time when there is increasing support for a recall referendum that could remove Maduro from office, staying silent really isn't an option. Hundreds of thousands of people poured into the capital city of Caracas’ streets the previous day to demand that authorities allow the referendum to take place, but the fight is still in its early stages and now, islanders separated from the rest of the country are looking like they want a piece of the action………


- Why so angry, Blood Orange, why so angry? Blood Orange, a.k.a. Devonté Hynes, sounds a bit chafed and he’s directing his rage at an unexpected target. That target is none other than mellow indie rockers Devendra Banhart, who’s music Hynes took to Twitter to denounce as “insufferable” before telling fans he intended to delete his Twitter account - a promise on which he has yet to follow through. His first punch came in a since-deleted tweet in which he wrote, "The music of devandra banhart is so insufferable I feel sorry for the entirety of Los Angeles, you deserve better." It was an unprovoked attack and prompted one fan to ask him why he would be “so insufferably rude,” to which Hynes replied by simply writing, "Happiness.” Perhaps feeling he had been a bit too cryptic, he added, "You should all know by now that I don't attack people for no reason. me not liking someone's music is not news lol.” At the end of his social media rant, he told his followers that he planned to delete his Twitter account so he could enjoy his life. Like the rest of his diatribe, those words seem to have been uttered in a rash, angry fashion, because Hynes’ account still exists and coincidentally, all of this is a great way for him to garner some more attention for his second album, “Blood Orange,” which he just so happens to have released earlier this summer and which features guest appearances from Nelly Furtado, Carly Rae Jepsen and Debbie Harry. Brilliant attempt at self-promotion, Devonté, but maybe next time attack someone in your own genre……..

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