Sunday, September 11, 2016

Dead birds falling in Boston, blame for "Torchwood" demise and Miami Marlins beard drama


- Having a hobo-length beard would not seem to mesh well with either the climate or the fashion consciousness of South Beach. Yet Miami Marlins pitcher Andrew Cashner is intent on reviving his inner Grizzly Adams and the team’s policy on facial hair could play a big role on whether or not he re-signs with Miami as a free agent. Cashner, who rocked a thick beard for years with the San Diego Padres before being traded to Miami this season, says he would be interested in re-signing with the Marlins should they get rid of their no-beard policy. He said the team’s rule against facial hair is a big deal and seems to be pretty agitated about having to adhere to a clean-shaven look since joining the Marlins on July 29. The policy keeps the Marlins on the same page as Marlins manager Don Mattingly’s former team, the New York Yankees, with whom he played much of his career while famously feuding with the Yankees and former owner George Steinbrenner over the length of his hair in 1991. Mattingly doesn’t sound like a man who is about to push for change, saying the policy makes the Marlins “who we want to be as an organization.” It’s a garbage policy from an organization that routinely guts its roster in the name of the bottom line and which has rewarded the community that funded its luxurious new stadium through tax dollars with largely non-competitive teams mired in the middle or at the bottom of the standings on an annual basis……..


- British International Trade Secretary Liam Fox knows how to talk smack…it’s just unusual for Britain's trade minister to be throwing shade at his own country’s businesses. Fox is looking to buck convention and perhaps spur growth in the United Kingdom, even if it means offending people and making enemies. He delivered a speech to pro-free market group Conservative Way Forward and took direct aim at those he believes are stunting British business growth because their lazy asses would rather "play golf on a Friday afternoon" than fulfill their "duty" to export. Businesspeople, especially those who work in outside sales, have been known to find their way to a golf course, movie theater or mall food court when they should be out pitching potential clients from time to time, but it’s not often that a high-ranking government official accuses them of being responsible for stifling the entire national economy. "We have become too lazy, and too fat on our successes in previous generations," Fox said. It’s worth noting that Fox is in charge of forging new international economic links as Britain prepares to leave the European Union, so he probably should worry about building a better working relationship with the people he’s ripping. Equally interesting is the fact that Prime Minister Theresa May's office didn’t rush to his defense, saying Fox was expressing private views. Who else is looking forward to the next meeting between Fox and business leaders to discuss how to give the British economy the boost it needs? Good times ahead……..


- It’s an explanation that could apply to damn near every movie or TV project in Hollywood and beyond, so John Barrowman isn't really treading any new ground when he blames "certain egos" for “Torchwood” remaining absent from TV screens and streaming services around the world. Barrowman starred as Captain Jack Harkness in the edgy “Doctor Who” spin-off created by Russell T. Davies, with the show running for four seasons between 2006 and 2011. It ran on BBC Two at first before moving to BBC One and developed a strong following before suddenly ending. "I was told that there are some obstacles to overcome, and every time I tried to talk about a way around them, it was almost like there was another obstacle,” Barrowman said. “And this is a personal thing for me, this is not anything that was discussed, but I find it really a little disheartening that a company like the BBC can't just say 'Put your egos aside, we’re gonna go forward with this.' I travel all over the world, and I see the popularity of Torchwood. But when it comes down that it's not being done because of people's egos, I find that really difficult." Nothing like calling out some of your co-stars publicly without naming names, blaming the internal politics of the show and claiming that as the star of the series, you’re totally in on reviving the show, but it won't happen because people around you are too proud, too arrogant and too self-centered to subjugate themselves for the good of the show. If and when “Torchwood” ever comes back, it should be fascinating to see how the relationships between Barrowman and the people he ripped unfold……..


- It’s a scene that would be right at home in a horror movie, but this is real life and officials in Boston are really dealing with a bizarre situation in which a large flock of songbirds suddenly fell from the sky in one of the city’s neighborhoods. According to city wildlife officials, 47 sick grackles were found Thursday in the city’s Dorchester neighborhood and no one is quite sure how they came to be in that state. Thirty-two of the birds were able to survive their sudden fall - and their fall from health - but the remaining 15 died, leaving invesitgators to figure out what happened. The scenario began when residents reported birds falling from the sky and a sick cat, prompting the Animal Rescue League of Boston to rush to the area. They found two cats that had become ill and were later euthanized, but it wasn’t immediately clear whether the sick birds and ill cats were connected in any way. The best theory the ARLB was able to craft is that the birds may have gotten sick after ingesting a pest-control poison, but the city has yet to announce if that’s the official explanation. The 15 dead birds will be sent to Tufts University for testing and in the meantime, the people of Boston will have to figure out if they buy the official explanation or if this is the tip of the iceberg for something much more sinister, much more dastardly….perhaps the latest evil act of their arch nemesis, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, currently Public Enemy No. 1 on account of his four-game suspension of Boston sports icon Tom Brady and his Ugg boots. Maybe the birds simply couldn’t stomach the idea of having to witness an NFL season in which Brady wasn’t allowed to play for four whole weeks……..

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