Friday, September 30, 2016

Liam Gallagher go away, dolphins on a plane and Alabama football's gun show


- And that’s another way to handle the situation. Sure, a supermarket manager who finds a customer shoplifting from their business could react by a) calling store security, b) confronting the shoplifter himself or c) calling police, but where’s the fun in that? A supermarket manager in Berlin knows that sometimes you have to blaze new trails and unfortunately, that’s the precise reason this pioneer is facing criminal charges including bodily harm causing death. See, when a Moldovan man was spotted removing items from the store without paying for them, the manager sprung into action and administered some corporal punishment of his own. According to police, the manager beat the man so severely that the victim died from his injuries. The alleged shoplifter was seized by the market operator on Sept. 17 and accused of shoplifting and received what turned out to be a fatal beating. What’s amazing about this is that the victim waited a full two days to go to a doctor in the capital's Lichtenberg district with serious facial injuries. He was immediately to the hospital and died one day later. At that point, the charges facing the store manager went from assault to bodily harm causing death and honestly, this fool did it for a minimum-wage, low-end job that wasn’t worth risking his freedom and next few years of his life. Worse still, police say they are looking into further similar occurrences at the same store. Maybe it’s time to take a closer look at that managerial training manual……. 


- Dear University of Alabama football players: Please stop trying to buy the ladies of Tuscaloosa two tickets to the gun show. First, it was offensive tackle Cam Robinson facing felony gun charges during the offseason, which he managed to duck because the district attorney declined to prosecute. Now, linebacker Tim Williams has been arrested by campus police on a misdemeanor charge of carrying a pistol without a permit for bumping around campus with his weapon. The University of Alabama Police Department declined comment on Williams’ reported arrest, but it’s a bad look for one of the top prospects for next year’s NFL draft, becoming the second Alabama player arrested for a charge involving a gun this year. Sure, his numbers last season - getting 10.5 sacks despite not starting a game - look great to NFL teams, but having a criminal record tends to be something the league notices because there is a pesky player conduct policy in place. It’s also worth asking why a 6-foot-4, 237-pound linebacker who is revered by many on campus feels the need to pack heat on his way to the dining hall, library or rec center, but too many times, athletes in this position don’t have anything remotely resembling a good reason. Then again, prosecutors in Alabama don’t seem too inclined to prosecute Crimson Tide players for gun-related offenses, so Williams can probably skate on this one anyhow……..


- Maybe next time use UPS (Universal Porpoise Shipping)? Maybe that will placate animal rights activists angry that live dolphins were shipped to a dolphin aquarium in Hawaii via FedEx. Smartphone video of the shipment inflamed tensions, showing several people who appear to be working on and around a stretcher used to carry dolphins when they're out of the water. The video was taken inside a FedEx cargo warehouse in Honolulu, Hawaii and the two animal right activists who filmed the incident ask the workers if they have permits to transport the animals and then, an employee walks toward the activists from within the warehouse, closes a chain link gate, then drops a metal door, preventing them from seeing anything else. "This is how all dolphins are transported from one marine park to another," one of the activists from Animal Rights Hawaii, a nonprofit organization based in Honolulu, says near the end of the video. It’s worth noting that the video appears to show dolphin trainers and caretakers preparing one of three dolphins for a FedEx plane trip, so it’s not as if these are just FedEx dock workers handling animals they know nothing about. A second clip from the scene appears to show a crate containing one of the dolphins on the back of a flatbed pickup truck, bound for Dolphinaris Arizona, a dolphin aquarium located near Scottsdale. "FedEx is one carrier that is experienced at safely transporting animals, and frankly, is one of the best," Dolphinaris general manager Grey Stafford said, adding that three new dolphins arrived at his facility from Hawaii on earlier this week and are doing well. Dolphinaris is a facility set to open next month on the Salt River Pima-Maricopa Indian Community, offering customers a chance to swim with the dolphins…….


- World, we’ve finally learned how to make Liam Gallager go away - forever. The former Oasis and Beady Eye frontman has seen his best band self-destruct due to the egos and megalomaniacal tendencies of both he and his brother, seen his new band call it quits and is now preparing to drop his debut solo album because it appears he’s finally run out of people will work with him and according to Gallagher, he will “probably f*ck off forever” if it fails. The album is due out next year after the rocker inked a deal with Warner Bros. Records. "God, I don't know, it's nowhere near...Good songs, good vocals, rock n' roll, mate, stuff you won't have to think too much about,” Gallagher said of the solo album. "No long guitar solos, no drum solos, no drum solos, no mad wizardy keyboard, just bang-in-your-face. it's good." Straightforward rock actually does sound good, so maybe this will be a solid release. On the topic he his future plans, Gallagher was characteristically blunt. "I've done the Beady Eye thing and that didn't come off and I thought maybe I'll just have a break, but I wrote these songs and I thought, what else can I do?” he asked. “This album, if it does well we crack on and do another one. If it doesn't I don't know what I'll do. I probably will f*ck off forever but we'll see." So all people have to do to make this self-centered rock-and-roll narcissist disappear is ignore his first (and possibly last) solo album……..

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