Wednesday, September 07, 2016

Another boxing movie, Torts returns to our lives and the Walmart Bandits go down


- So yeah, about that record-breaking glass bridge over one of our country’s largest canyons, the one we built in large part to be a spectacle for all the world to gawk at, we kinda didn’t expect everyone to pay attention to it. China just opened the world’s longest and highest glass bottom bridge above the Zhangjiajie Grand Canyon, in the central Hunan province, to much fanfare. It was part functional work of engineering and part tourist attraction, yet the bridge has been shut down after being open for just a few weeks. Why? Because according to officials in Zhangjiajie, that bridge had 10 times the amount of its load capacity of only 8,000 people per day. “We’re overwhelmed by the volume of visitors,” a spokesman said of the onslaught of humanity. According to the government, the bridge will now undergo an “internal system upgrade”, to update “software and hardware” related to managing visitors. It’s amazing that anyone could have failed to see how many visitors would want to come witness such a massive monument to human excess, one that stretches 1,410 feet long, measures 20 feet wide, and towers 984 feet above the ground below. It dwarfs the Grand Canyon Skywalk in Arizona, which is just 69 feet long and hovers about 718 feet above the canyon floor. There were already lots of visitors coming to the Zhangjiajie Grand Canyon in Hunan’s Zhangjiajie National Park, which is believed to have inspired visuals for James Cameron's epic 2009 film "Avatar,” with its foggy sweeping vistas and craggy green peaks. Next time, do a little more math and a little less underestimating, Chinese officials………


- There will never be an end to boxing movies. Even though the sport itself is on the decline as MMA blows right by it and takes most combat sports fans with it, Hollywood has an affinity for pugilist-centric films and keeps churning them out. White actors star in them, black actors star in them, Hispanic actors star in them…men star in them and women star in them. They are constant and they are all overly wrought with emotion and sappiness, meaning another one should be rolling down the track right about….oh hey, Paddy Considine, what’s that you say? You’re working on a new film about a boxer which you will both direct and star in? Tell us all about it. The film, it seems, is called “Journeyman” and it’s due out next year, telling the tale of a world champion boxer who suffers a serious brain injury that drastically changes his life. “It's not an archetypal boxing film where there is a fight at the end,” Considine said. “This guy is defending his title and it is his last fight. But he gets a serious brain injury and he has to learn to speak and walk again. He has to piece his life back together to get whole again.” Considine has earned plenty of praise for his gritty roles in “Dead Man's Shoes” and Season 3 of “Peaky Blinders,” but according to him, he never has to “get into character” in order to pull off those performances.  "I find it easy to switch off (from them characters),” he said. “Method actors they stay in character for a month. I can't do it. When they say action I'm there. When it goes off I'm not there.” Something that’s always “there” of course, would be boxing movies……


- The Walmart Bandits are finally in custody. A crew police in Vacaville, California have been tracking for months for repeatedly targeting in Vacaville, Fairfield and Suisun, stealing thousands of dollars of merchandise, was taken down in the act to kick off the week. Angel Morgan and Breanna Thomas were caught mid-theft as they tried to rob the Vacaville Walmart near the city’s outlet stores. Credit for breking the case goes to a keen-eyed officer who spotted a U-Haul in the Walmart parking lot and decided to call it in.  "He ran the plate and it came back stolen, embezzled out,” said Lt. Chris Polen. The method of operation for the thieves was simple, according to Polen, as they filled carts with items while inside various Walmarts and walk right out the front door. "We were aware of this crew, we were just trying to find enough evidence to detain them,” Polen added. Wow, that’s quite the operation you have, Morgan and Thomas. Just walk out the freaking door with stolen merch with one of you waiting behind the wheel for the getaway. In this case, the officer who made the arrest found Morgan behind the wheel of the U-Haul with $1,200 worth of stolen items in the back. Oh, and the best part of all of this just might be the fact that when police arrested Thomas - who was still inside the store - she had her young son in the cart of to-be-stolen items she was preparing to tote out the door. Nothing like piling $200 worth of merch you plan to steal into the cart for little Andre to witness and then having him get that memory of mommy being cuffed and tossed into the squad car emblazoned in his memory. Police believe the crew has been operating since January, with as many as six or seven members going into stores three or four times a week, at a rate of three times a day, to make the heists. The amazing part, given the operation’s stupid simplicity, is how this went on unchecked by law enforcement for so damn long……..


- Welcome back Torts. No one makes the sports fan’s life a better place more consistently than Columbus Blue Jackets coach John Tortorella, a man who will verbally nuke anyone, anywhere at any time for provoking him for any reason. He’s obliterated media members, opposing players, rival coaches and many more with his acid tongue, so it was decidedly good news for everyone when he was asked about San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick's decision to sit or kneel during the playing of the national anthem as a form of silent protest against racial injustice in America. Torts was at Team USA's training camp for the 2016 World Cup of Hockey and with the U.S. team in Columbus, Ohio, ahead of the tournament this week, he was asked about Kaepernick and how he might respond if one of his players decided to make a similar statement. "If any of my players sit on the bench for the national anthem, they will sit there the rest of the game," Tortorella said in a voice that made it clear he wasn’t joking or exaggerating one damn bit. His comments came because the World Cup features a lot of NHL players representing their country, but the odds that any of them are going to turn an international event into a forum to continue Kaepernick's crusade are low, and now lower still based on the words of their head coach. Anyone who has played for or against or coached with or against Torts during his stints with Tampa Bay Lightning, New York Rangers, Vancouver Canucks or Blue Jackets is 0 percent surprised by all of this………

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