Thursday, March 31, 2016

NHL playoff prep, defrauding Detroit schools and Keith Richards v. Rihanna


- Irony, thy place of residence is South Africa. It’s also the place of death for 49 endangered vultures, all of which were electrocuted by power lines over the past weekend, according to a  South African conservation group. According to the Endangered Wildlife Trust, the cape griffons were found at several locations in the Eastern Cape province, near a vulture feeding center when technology/disaster struck. The group noted that the vultures' wide wingspans, heavy bodies and "gregarious natures" make them highly vulnerable to tall man-made structures like power lines and wind turbines that stretch across vast, usually empty landscapes - i.e. pretty much all of South Africa. Spokeswoman Carla van Rooyen tried to tug on the heart strings by claiming that some 200 vultures are killed by electrocutions or collisions each year and went on to cast aspersions on South Africa's national power supplier, Eskom, which she said has restructured towers in areas with high vulture populations but not done enough to address towers built before the 1990s, which remain dangerous to the birds. Vulture conservation groups - which exist because….animal rights kooks - often rip what they view as the slow pace of redesigning these structures. Yes, because in an incredibly impoverished nation with so many problems relating to human beings being treated unfairly or not having their basic survival needs met on a daily basis, the real focus needs to be on spending big dollars to alter power towers to make them less of a threat to some ugly-ass scavenger of a bird. Well played as always, animal rights ass hats……..


- Dammit, Keith Richards actually has a logical, salient point. The man who once snorted his father’s ashes and apparently wishes his children would do the same some day, who has feuded with virtually every member of his band on the way to them becoming the biggest bunch of arena rock sellouts around has taken aim at a very easy target and scored a direct hit on pop music and its produced, artificial stars. Specifically, Richards has criticized modern popular music and the prevalent use of songwriters in pop. He was asked to weigh in on the likes of Rihanna and her ilk working with a team of songwriters to write their hits and Richards locked in on the most obvious point, namely that these so-called stars don’t actually have the intelligence, insight or wisdom to look deep within and come up with their own cogent thoughts to put to verse. "Well, they can't rely on themselves, can they?" Richards asked rhetorically. “We're in the midst of a heavy-duty 'showbiz' period, even stronger than when we killed it last time. The X Factor and all this competition sh*t. It's just for people who want to be famous. Well, if it's fame you wants, good luck. You'd better learn to live with it." Well said, man who has snorted enough cocaine to keep the cartels in business for a few decades. Richards contrasted the ways of pop music with him penning the iconic “(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction” ' in "bed with a guitar" in just one night. And yet it’s infinitely better than the drivel that a cadre of professional writers will come up with for the next Rihanna single………


- There isn't a worse place in America right now to be a public school principal facing federal conspiracy and bribery charges in an alleged scheme to receive kickbacks from a school supplies vendor. There really isn't a good place for it, but in the first major American city to go bankrupt, it’s a downright terrible look to be accused of conspiring with the vendor Allstate Sales to receiver payments -- through Detroit Public Schools (DPS) funding -- in exchange for kickbacks. Those are the charges facing 13 current and former principals accused of submitting fraudulent invoices to DPS for payments to the vendor for supplies that were never received. Oh, and these educational administrative ass hats did all of this in exchange for kickback payments from the vendor, according to federal complaints. U.S. Attorney Barbara McQuade laid out the charges at the end of a two-year investigation that started as a tip from the state who was conducting an audit on the Education Achievement Authority. “This case is a real punch in the gut for those who are trying to do the right thing,” McQuade said. According to McQuare, the vendor was paid $5 million from the district, of which an estimated $2.7 million was fraudulent. Norman Shy, listed as the owner of Allstate Sales, and his company sold and provided school supplies such as auditorium chairs, supplemental teachers materials and raised line paper. Shy also allegedly conspired with Clara Flowers to siphon the money from the district and she worked with at least 13 DPS principals to fraudulently obtain funds from DPS by agreeing with to pay them a total of approximately $908,518 in kickbacks relating to business with DPS worth millions of dollars. Ultimately, bogus invoices were submitted to DPS for payment to Shy for goods that were not delivered and the money (allegedly) made its back to the conspirators, who were busy presiding over failing, dilapidated schools by day and swam in piles of money at night………


- If anyone in the NHL is playoff-ready right now, Chicago Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith is that guy. The great news for Keith is that he now has plenty of extra time to get ready for the postseason because he won't be playing any time soon, not after the league gets done suspending his ass for deliberately swinging his stick and blasting Minnesota Wild center Charlie Coyle in the face during the Blackhawks’ 4-1 loss earlier this week. Keith was angry because he was knocked to the ice by Coyle and retaliated by swinging his stick while laying on the ice, connecting and leaving Coyle with blood dripping down the bridge of his nose. For his crime, Keith was assessed a match penalty for intent to injure and is suspended indefinitely. The game had barely begun when all of this went down, with just over 10 minutes elapsed from the clock and it left the Blackhawks without two key defensemen because Brent Seabrook missed the game because of illness. This isn't the first time Keith has had issued with his stick miraculously smashing into the face of a foe; in the 2013 playoffs, he was suspended for swinging his stick and hitting Los Angeles Kings forward Jeff Carter in the face. In behavioral science circles, this is what is often known as a “pattern.” When asked about the impending suspension ever-terse Chicago coach Joel Quenneville was his usual snippy self. "We miss guys all year long. I'm not worrying about hypotheticals," the veteran coach said regarding a possible multiple-game suspension. At least it isn't coming simply due to your guy’s inability to control his temper in a pretty typical hockey situation………

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