Monday, March 07, 2016

Navy v. fatties, the next Lara Croft movie and a pouting New York Mets pitcher


- Sports are a funny universe. Professional sports exist in a sort of societal vacuum where the normal laws of logic and reason don’t exist, one where offering a man $607,000 for eight months’ work is so offensive that he refuses to sign the contract you offer him. New York Mets right-hander Jacob deGrom is a very unhappy 2014 National League Rookie of the Year right now, so much so that he declined to sign his 2016 contract in a protest over his assigned salary. Granted, he has no recourse because he has not achieved enough major league service time to be arbitration-eligible, but just because Mets officials could assign him any salary they chose above the MLB minimum of $507,500 doesn’t mean he has to like it. Even making more than the minimum and more than the $556,875 he made last season when he represented the Mets in the All-Star Game isn't enough for deGrom. “That's the business side of the game," deGrom said. "That's why I hired my agents. I feel like I have some of the best in the business. It was a business decision that we decided to make.” His agent, Brodie Van Wagenen, was more assertive. "But given Jacob's standing as one of the top pitchers in Major League Baseball and his 2015 performance, his worth cannot be properly valued by a formula,” Van Wagenen said. Both agent and player insist their small-stage hissy fit won't affect deGrom’s relationship with the team and said the pitcher likes playing for the Mets and wants to remain with the team - albeit for a lot more money - once he is eligible to negotiate a new contract………..


- A lot of people need a secondhand fighter jet, but not everyone knows where to find the best deal on one. For those without a clue, simply steer them in the direction of Albania, where 40 obsolete Soviet and Chinese-made aircraft are up for sale with a compelling history to go with them. These beauties of the sky once soared over Europe's most exclusive airspace, as their Albanian pilots were members of an exalted military elite that had its own food-tasters and was tasked by Communist Albania's paranoid regime with deterring countless enemies who never actually showed much interest in invading this small country on the Adriatic Sea. Now a NATO member, Albania feels like it can afford to pawn off these atrophying plates o pay for modernizing its military and to save space in its air bases. Its Socialist government says it has received strong interest from museums and collectors around the world and is confident enough in the market to consider raising the starting bids, first set at 1.1 million to 1.9 million leks ($8,600-14,800). "It was a surprise for us," Defense Minister Mimi Kodheli said. The original auction date has been pushed back in the wake of "a rush" of interest from prospective bidders in the United States, Germany, France, Italy and other countries. The collection of  decrepit MiG-17 and MiG-19 jets are parked in neat rows in a remote  corner of the Rinasi air base outside the capital of Tirana, guarded by two military officers. With their distinctive red, black and red roundels, rusting guns and damaged glass canopies, they might not look like much, but to the right rich/eccentric person, they’re this season’s must-have item………..


- The next “Tomb Raider” movie is pulling inspiration from an interesting source. Rather than try to gravy train on the previous films or some obscure graphic novel, those helming the project have confirmed that the new movie will be based on the central character’s most recent computer games. The Lara Croft character took on a much more realistic look with 2013’s Tomb Raider and in 2015’s Rise of the Tomb Raider games and both did much to develop Croft’s backstory and delve into how she became famous the adventurer. “I think making Lara Croft feel like a real human being, that’s definitely something we want to bring to the big screen as well,” Norwegian director Roar Uthaug said. “I think we’ll want to make people relate to Lara as a character. I’m hoping to bring some of my Norwegian sensibilities to the franchise.” The director noted that  he’s “always been a fan of strong female characters” and cited “Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark” as a film that pointed him in the direction of the adventure genre. “It’s definitely a dream to work in that kind of genre. I think we’ll want to make it feel like a modern action movie and to make what’s going on feel like it’s going on for real,” Uthaug said. If “Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” is any indication, Scandinavia can definitely bring forth exciting action movies and regardless of whether or not gamer dorks were the inspiration for its style, this one is heading in a decidedly interesting direction………


- Way to keep those standards high, United States Navy. With thousands of sailors who otherwise would be kicked out for repeatedly failing their physical fitness tests because they exceeded body fat limits, military leaders had a choice. Either stick to what they feel is required of a sailor in terms of fitness or….relax its  body fat restrictions in January and allow those who failed their exams three or more times to get one more opportunity to be tested this spring under the more lenient guidelines. Yes, Naval fatties, you need not push away from the buffer table or exercise more, because you may be able to stick around without doing much extra. With the previous guidelines in place, some sailors were resorting to liposuction, diet pills and other measures to save their careers, but the Navy allowed about 2,400 sailors who passed a preliminary test under the new rules to stay in. In so doing, the service branch reduced the number of failures on their records from three to one and as Navy spokesman Lt. Cmdr. Nate Christensen noted, in the past, three failures were grounds for being kicked out. Fattie sailors will be measured again this spring and allowed only two failures now instead of three, the latest beneficiaries of the military looking to improve its abilities to recruit and retain talented people as it builds up its cyber-warfare strategy. Much of this stems from a 2014 Pentagon study showing that roughly two-thirds of Americans would not qualify to enlist in the armed services as a result of health problems, obesity and the failure to complete a high school education. That’s because in the fattest nation in the world, two-thirds of people are overweight or obese. Now, the Navy is not only more welcoming to fatties, but considering larger uniforms sizes for the first time in two decades. There may even be further easing of the strict body fat requirements for its cyber-warriors, given the low physical demands of their jobs. Maybe reinforced chairs to support their massive girth is next………..

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