Wednesday, March 02, 2016

HOA v. swingers club, Frank Stallone is alive and MLB country clubs


- Hey everyone, Frank Stallone is still alive. It may have been in doubt, but the other Stallone brother let everyone know that he’s still around - albeit with a loose rein on his tongue and a bit of social media remorse - after talking a Twitter blowtorch to actor Mark Rylance for having the gall to win the Best Supporting Actor award over Stallone’s brother Sylvester at Sunday night’s Academy Awards. Sylvester Stallone was nominated for his role in “Creed,” while Rylance was up for his turn in the spy thriller “Bridge of Spies.” Many felt Stallone should have won, but no one seemed angrier about it than his little brother. "The Academy should be ashamed of themselves. It's as clear as the nose on your face that Sly won. Mark who? It's total Hollywood bullsh*t,” Frank Stallone tweeted. “First of all my brother has created 2 American icons 40 yrs worth and he did a historic job. If I was Mark? I would have been embarrassed." There was nothing too incendiary there and it could have been passed off as typical family overprotectiveness, but then ol’ Frankie had to go and make it personal by attacking Rylance’s appearance. "Mark Rylance couldn't even comb his hair for Christ sake this is the 3rd time Sly's gotten ripped off Rocky, Copland and Creed. New Voters,” Frank Stallone added. Rylance has elected to take the high road and not engage in a war of words, but Frank Stallone - and hopefully not his agent or spokesperson because Lord knows he’s not famous enough to need either - apologized and said he got caught up in the emotion of the night. No need to apologize, bro, because we’re all glad to know that you’re still above ground and breathing……….


- So, about those allegations that Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak is lining his pockets with $1 billion from a state investment fund….let’s not get into that just yet. The prime minister, after all, has rejected a new report that the fund has funneled close to a billion dollars into his personal bank accounts. Don’t dwell on the fact that Razak has been battling allegations of corruption and mismanagement for months because he claims it’s all bogus and politicians never lie about money and corruption. The allegations that hundreds of millions of dollars were magically channeled into his accounts from indebted investment fund 1MDB have Razak under a spotlight and since he formed the fund back in 2009, it’s hard to deny that a link exists. In a suspiciously weak move, Malaysia's attorney general cleared Najib of wrongdoing in January, ruling that $681 million deposited in the prime minister's accounts was simply a benevolent donation from Saudi Arabia's royal family. Not only that, the attorney general claimed most of the money had been returned. It was a fiscal miracle, but now that reports have surfaced that a total of more than $1 billion was deposited in Najib's bank accounts -- several hundred million dollars more than had been reported before -- there are new questions to answer. Investigations from outside parties have revealed that the money likely came from 1MDB through a complex web of transactions in several countries and that sort of accounting always raise suspicions. In response, Razak’s office released a statement claiming once more that "the funds received were a donation from Saudi Arabia." Oh, and it also accused those accusing the prime minister of fabricating evidence, another surefire sign of a cover-up………


- Major League Baseball players live a life of relative luxury during the season, from chartered planes to elite hotels and massive per diem allotments for their meals. Yes, they travel a lot and don’t see their families as much as they might like, but when you’re making six or seven figures to play a game for a living, you can put up with a certain amount of, um, discomfort. Still, it’s rare to hear a major leaguer lay out his former team for having a “country club” atmosphere and suggesting that its posh new spring training digs have led to said team being soft. Welcome to the war of words between former Colorado Rockies shortstop Troy Tulowitzki - now a member of the Toronto Blue Jays - and the team that used to pay him millions of dolars. Tulowitzki said the Rockies have grown comfortable playing in a state-of-the-art spring training facility that's the equivalent of a "country club” and claimed that he prefers his new spring training home with the Toronto Blue Jays in Dunedin, Florida. "That place was like a country club. Guys got comfortable because it was so nice,” Tulowitzki said. Those words quickly made their way back to Rockies manager Walt Weiss, who fired back in defense of his team and the 140-acre complex that Colorado and the Arizona Diamondbacks share at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick. "I think that's the furthest thing from the truth," Weiss said. “We have a nice place here and we're proud of it, but our guys are mentally tough and they compete. I have no issue with our guys being soft or country-clubbish. Our guys are the opposite of that.” In fact, Weiss believes the facility gives his team a competitive edge with its six practice fields, modern training and video rooms, a 108-seat theater and 11,000-square-foot weight room. Sounds like a pretty posh country club, eh skipper……….


- Don’t you just hate it when your pesky homeowners’ association tries to ruin all the fun you and the freaky, deviant members of your swingers club are having? Parker County (Tex.) resident Randy Carter knows the pain that can bring and it’s becoming clearer by the day as he is being sued by his HOA for throwing massive, late-night freakery shows with his “Naughty Neighbors” swingers club. This isn't some secret gathering, either; online, Carter’s home is listed on websites for the swingers’ community, with set hours and entry fees. Aside from the obvious - and presumably legal - weirdness going on inside the home, the neighbors are objecting to the high volume of people cycling through their neighborhood at late hours, creating all sorts of noise and nuisance. Some claim the disruptions happen almost nightly and it wasn’t until the HOA lawsuit that neighbors say that the madness started to slow down. That might be enough for some people who simply want peace and quiet, but a few members of the community are pressing on. They want to know who is on the club’s guest list and was responsible for them having so many loud nights. Carter’s attorneys believe the guest list isn’t relevant to the case, but the HOA’s attorney contends that he needs to speak to partygoers because they are witnesses to what went on. “They can tell us about the loud music, about the lights, about the traffic. And we want to speak to them,” attorney Luke Beshara said. It sounds like a shameless attempt to publicly expose the judges, attorneys and other prominent community members the HOA suspects of being involved. As for Carter, he threatened to get his gun and come after a local TV news crew covering the story, then attacked a cameraman and then flung himself to the ground, faking an injury in an effort to, um, do something……..

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