Thursday, March 03, 2016

NBA incompetence refunds, TSA v. gun shoes and Daisy Ridley + Babs Streisand


- Good luck with that, human rights group Transparency International. You calling on Hungary's president to block new regulations limiting public access to information about the state-owned postal services and the National Bank of Hungary is a bit like offering spray-tanning advice to Donald Trump, but slightly less effective. Sure, the corruption watchdog asked President Janos Ader in a letter to send the legal amendments to the Constitutional Court for review, but if Ader doesn’t give a damn about people within his country asking for transparency and accountability, then he probably won't even bother to wipe his ass with the TI letter. The organization said that the changes approved Tuesday by government-party lawmakers "make it difficult for citizens exercising their rights to monitor the functions of power and the expenditure of public funds” and while those claims certainly appear to have some merit, merit doesn’t really matter here. The central bank is in the crosshairs because critics claim some $872 million have been spent by the central bank on setting up foundations, as well as unusually large outlays on real estate and art works. Frivolous spending by an (allegedly) corrupt government is not a new concept and for a nation with quite a few economic concerns on its chipped, cracked and dirty plate, it’s a legit concern, but hopefully the good people at Transparency International realize the futility of their strongly worded letter of dissent/condemnation directed at a man who could not give less sh*ts about their feelings……..


- Daisy Ridley is having herself quite a run. Ridely, who plays lead female Rey in “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” and its forthcoming sequel “Episode VIII,” is already a part of the biggest, most iconic sci-fi franchise around, but she also has musical ambitions. Those sonic dreams were seconded by director J.J. Abrams, who said that the actress had a 'beautiful voice' at a charity award event. That may have seemed like frivolous praise from a friendly director, but new evidence would suggest otherwise. None other than Ridley herself revealed on Instagram that she has been recording music with music legend Barbra Streisand. While few under the age of 60 know or care much about Streisand and her old-people music, within the recording industry she’s well-respected and has won so many awards and accolades that she can’t be ignored entirely even if you’re nowhere near retirement age. "I'm gonna end this spate of pictures detailing my insane weekend with this... Ummmmmmmmmmmm...” Ridley wrote alongside a photo of herself and Streisand apparently in a recording studio putting together whatever musical gem that the actress plans on releasing in the months ahead. Doing so in between her two “Star Wars” films seems like the perfect opportunity to capitalize on her time in the spotlight, even if many other actors who have tried their hand at music have crashed and burned - Eddie Murphy or Taylor Momsen, anyone? - miserably in their new venture…….


- The Transportation Security Administration never ceases to amaze with its ability to turn innocuous, inane and random travel items, accessories and body quirks into national incidents. Toothpaste, mouth wash, aspirin, all manner of technology and many other items have made their way onto the TSA’s sh*t list and it appears that a new, wholly absurd entry has taken that list to new heights….or lows. It happened over the weekend when a woman went to board her flight at Baltimore-Washington International and a TSA agent stopped her. Did she have a full-size tube of toothpaste or a suspicious powdery substance atop a piece of pastry that had security concerned? Nope. This lady had the sheer audacity to rock a pair of gun-themed shoes and bracelets in one of her carry-on bags, TSA spokesperson Lisa Farbstein said. "We do not permit replica guns or ammunition past checkpoints," Farbstein says. "She was advised that she could put them in a checked bag." Yes, but they weren't replica guns or ammo….they were freaking shoes, L. Not like guns she had repurposed and turned into shoes - the new Nike Air Jordan Glocks! - but shoes with a gun motif, i.e. an NRA member’s idea of formal footwear. The woman returned to the airline counter and attempted to get the shoes and bracelets checked, Farbstein said, but it was too late. Faced with an impossible choice, the harried traveler returned to the checkpoint "and left the shoes and bracelets with TSA in order to catch her flight." A shoeless woman running down the jetway at the last minute is always a fun sight and the TSA claiming that items such as this so closely resemble actual guns as to cause a real problem….yeah, it’s ass-hattery. The shoes are a model made by Pleaser Shoes, which makes what it describes as sensuous, sexy and wild footwear. Notice those aren’t TSA Pleaser Shoes……….


- The New York Knicks should be thanking God that NBA teams aren't required to offer fans full refunds for subpar performances on the court. If the league or judicial systems mandated that fans could be compensated for paying big dollars to see sh*tty basketball, then the Knicks would not have turned a profit any time in the last decade. Instead, fans can either elect to stay away from Madison Square Garden and watch the games on TV/ignore the Knicks until they’re good again or pay the lofty ticket prices and show up to voice their dissent/sit silently and stew in their misery. A fan who watched the home team absorb a 104-85 ass-kicking by the Portland Trail Blazers earlier this week elected to show up and talk junk, focusing his rage on Carmelo Anthony and his underachieving season topped off with an eight-figure salary. Anthony, who has surely heard his share of hecklers during his career, decided to get quippy with his response. "Look, the owner's right there," Anthony said he told the fan. "Ask for your money back." That directive to approach incompetent Knicks owner James Dolan, who was seated a few rows in front of the fan, came during a  timeout with 4:15 to play in the game after the fan started yelling in Anthony's direction. "He kept calling my name, calling my name, saying, 'You guys suck, you guys suck,'" Anthony said after the game. "At that point, I was trying to gather myself, and I turned around. All I did was point at Dolan and told him, 'Look, the owner's right there. Ask for your money back.'” The fact is, Anthony makes $24.5 million this season and could have given every fan in the arena a full refund on their ticket for the night and it would have been fair even though Dolan is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Sadly, security guards surrounded the fan during and after his interaction with Anthony and escorted the man from his seat, which was more reward than punishment because at least he didn’t have to watch the rest of that debacle……..

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