Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Calvin Harris' fourth murder trial, Jon Jones' umpteenth legal battle and "Kingsman 2" is a thing


- This one is almost too absurd to be false. Given the absolute battle that the issue of homosexual rights has become around the world in every remotely civilized country, it’s tough to imagine anyone with access to a television, computer, tablet or smartphone being completely oblivious to the central elements of the subject. Yet that’s the argument being used by a Saudi doctor who was arrested and is facing a considerable amount of heat for flying a rainbow pride flag above his home. How could anyone in a developed nation make such an implausible argument, especially given that homosexuality is illegal under Sharia law in Saudi Arabia and people involved in same-sex relationships have been punished through execution, chemical castration and imprisonment? The man insisted he had no idea about what the flag meant and only purchased the flag online after one of his children found the colors “pretty.” He was adamant that said he didn’t know it represented LGBT pride, perhaps thinking of it as the flying fabric equivalent of a bag of skittles. This resident of Jeddah was actually bailed out after an investigation from the Saudi religious police and agreed to remove the flag. It was a wise move given that he seems to be total oblivious and it will also clear the way for him to proudly and boldly display his next purchase, that bitchin’ red flag with the blue crossbars and white stars he will insist that he has no idea represents the Confederacy in American Civil War times. There are clueless fools all around us, world, and they’re in bountiful supply………


- Somehow, “Kingsman 2” is a thing. Director Matthew Vaughn is plowing ahead with the sequel to the 2015 original, a blundering, clunky action comedy in which Taron Egerton, Mark Strong, Colin Firth, Michael Caine and Samuel L. Jackson anchoring a convoluted plot in which Jackson played a megalomaniac billionaire hellbent on worldwide genocide. The movie wasn’t that good or that funny, yet it managed to bank more than $400 million at the global box office, becoming a surprise smash for 20th Century Fox. That made “Kingsman: The Golden Circle” an inevitability and at long last, Vaughn has revealed not only the film’s title, but a few plot teasers. In the totally unnecessary next chapter of this franchise, Egerton's Eggsy and Strong's Merlin head to the United States to work with the Statesmen, an American secret spy society whose headquarters are disguised as a whiskey distillery. There, they will partner with the organization’s leader, Ginger, played by Halle Berry, to combat a villain named Poppy, played by Julianne Moore. "You try not to read what people want, but they do want another church sequence," Vaughn said. "I have no reason for another massacre to happen. But I have other sequences you've never seen before." One person who won't be around for the sequel - smart move - is Firth, while the rest of the cast is largely a question mark at this point. As for explaining why this franchise is still a thing….it’s based on a comic book - “The Secret Service” by Dave Gibbons and Mark Millar and anything comic book-related is movie gold at this point……….


- If three juries of people not smart enough to get out of jury duty can't deliver a satisfactory result, then maybe it’s time to try something different. Calvin Harris - not the pop music artist and producer who works largely with auto-tuned leading ladies like Ellie Goulding - is accused of killing his estranged wife in 2001 when she came home late at night to the home they shared with their four young children. He’s been put on trial three times, with the results being mixed, but still unsatisfying to anyone who’s a fan of, you know, actual justice being served in a guilty/not guilty kind of way. Two previous convictions against Harris have been overturned and a third trial last year crashed and burned when it ended in a hung jury. The key stumbling block for prosecutors has been the always-pesky lack of a body in a murder case, as Michele Harris' body has never been found. In spite of that fact, a fourth trial for this accused killer will happen soon and this time, the case will be heard by a judge, not a jury. To kick off the week, a state judge granted the defense’s request for a non-jury trial as proceedings were set to start in a Schoharie County court. This time around, the murder charge will be considered by Judge Richard Mott, who will begin the trial Thursday. The facts of the case haven't changed and Harris is still accused of murdering his wife and disposing of her body, but the burden for deciding whether or not he’s guilty will go from 12 bumbling fools who couldn’t simply pretend the jury duty notice got lost in the mail to one guy who actually gets paid a handsome salary to decide this sort of thing………


- Because his other legal and disciplinary issues weren’t enough, why not add a disputed traffic stop resulting in five citations - including one for drag racing - in downtown Albuquerque, New Mexico for UFC star Jon Jones. Jones, who was pulled over and cited in February for driving without a license, registration or proof of insurance, was already under supervised probation as part of a plea agreement he entered into in September stemming from a felony charge of leaving the scene of a crash in April 2015. Oh, and he was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after he crashed his Bentley into a telephone pole in Binghamton, New York back in 2012 and tested positive for metabolites of cocaine while training for his bout against Cormier in December 2014, after which he was suspended by the UFC for “disciplinary reasons.” He hasn’t had much of a defense for any of those missteps, but this time he believes he does. Despite being cited for drag racing and four other violations including equipment modifications, issue with a license plate and failure to maintain a traffic lane, the former champion claims he’s innocent. "I was not drag racing nor was I speeding. I did not get a speeding ticket. I was driving within the speed limit of the 35 mph zone," Jones said in a statement. "I feel that police used a technicality to ticket me for drag racing, for simply revving my engine and acknowledging some of my local fans.” He claimed he said regrettable things to the officer, but only after being informed of the drag racing charge. He and his white Corvette will have their chance to clear their collective name in court, but it’s unclear how these new citations might affect Jones' probation or his upcoming bout with  current UFC light heavyweight champion Cormier at UFC 197 on April 23 in Las Vegas………

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