Friday, March 18, 2016

Mexico's opium wall payment plan, downsizing NHL goalies and DJ Khaled win win wins in Belize


- Maybe this is how Mexico plans to pay for that 50-foot wall along its northern border for which President Donald Trump is going to make them pay. Perhaps knowing it’s going to need to come up with a sh*t load of money in the next couple of years, Mexico is getting creative with ways to make money. Enter the governor of one of Mexico's most violent states with a plan to allow impoverished farmers to grow opium poppies for legal medical use. Sure, because opium poppies you designate as being grown for legit medical purposes will always be used for said medical purposes and will never in any way fall into the wrong hands as fuel for your country’s massive, thriving drug trade. It’s nice to ignore the reality that many people in remote mountain communities of Guerrero state already grow plots of poppies that are sold to drug cartels and pretend that somehow it can all become legit based on the power of positive thinking. This particular state now supplies about half the heroin used in the United States, prompting Guerrero Gov. Hector Astudillo to suggest that farmers be allowed to produce opium for legal medical use. In the surest mark of an elected official who spoke first and asked questions much later, Astudillo later tried to spin his remarks as theoretical talk rather than any sort of definitive proposal. Supporters of the idea believe that if more farmers worked for the legal market, it would undercut the power of drug cartels that are now their only buyers. Opponents argue there is no way for regulate production in the lawless mountain regions……….


- All he does is win, win, win…and get an island named after him by the Belize Tourism Board. DJ Khaled is known for club-friendly anthems and specifically, an über-popular song that is ubiquitous at sporting events of all kinds, but now he can be known for a small Central American nation with more than 200 low-elevation cayes or islands honoring him and one of his favorite phrases to use on social media. In a shameless promotional ploy, Belize has coined a caye as “Major Caye” after one of DJ Khaled’s oft-used “major keys” Snapchat catchphrase. According to the good self-promoters with the Belize Tourism Board, they were inspired by Khaled’s “love for the ocean” and “constant positivity,” and invited the Miami artist to visit his namesake. Yes, a man who famously got lost out at sea on a jet ski not that long ago has such an abiding love of open waters that a country he may never have visited. After hearing the news, Khaled responded on Twitter, writing: “I love that !! Bless up!!! Hammock talk will be amazing @ major caye !! Send my love to the island major caye !” What, no promise to visit your new piece of land as soon as possible? If this love affair ‘twixt sorta-rapper and impoverished Central American nation is real, then there had better be a picture of DJ Khaled lounging on the beach at Major Caye posted prominently on the tourism board’s various social media accounts in the very near future……..


- Repurposing things is how homeless people often roll. They cannot afford the amenities most of us can, so they scrap and scrounge and find uses for items that many people discard. That makes the plan to renovate an empty downtown San Jose hotel into housing with dozens of units available for the homeless by the end of the year so cool. “The vision is that these individuals will find long-term housing solutions,” Housing Director Jacky Morales-Ferrand said during a city council meeting this week. By a unanimous vote, the council approved dedicating $1.8 million to rehabilitate the Plaza Hotel into 49 single rooms that will be available for up to five years. Construction is slated to begin this spring and inhabitants could be moving in as soon as the fall or early winter, according to the housing department. The building will be a place for folks to stay temporarily while they seek long-term or permanent housing. This is a true rarity, as the city just acquired the building in December from Santa Clara County and is already getting off its ass and doing something with its new find. Although the county and JP Morgan have a lien on the hotel, it is expected to be removed under a proposed agreement once the property is sold to the city. Assuming the oversight board approves the deal, it will become officials in a few weeks and Abode Services will oversee the facility’s construction and management on behalf of the city, Morales-Ferrand said. Such projects typically take several years, according to Abode Services director of property and assets Jon White, but the Plaza Hotel rehabilitation will allow them to have units available in a matter of months. Mayor Sam Liccardo called the hotel “a sight for sore eyes” and said he hopes the project will be a model for many other ventures to come for the city……..


- It’s time for goalie downsizing in the NHL. For years, the maniacs between the pipes who make their living staying mostly in one spot while massive dudes with sticks hurl dense rubber discs at them at speeds of upwards of 100 mph have been bulky, inflexible hulks with so much padding that they’re roughly the size of the Zamboni sweeping the ice at intermission. But in recent times, the NHL has worked to make goalies less hefty and the topic of goaltending equipment was hotly debated earlier this week at the NHL general managers meeting, with the focus on making it smaller to increase scoring. Pretty much everything the league does at this point is aimed at increasing scoring because the NHL knows that no one wants soccer on ice, with 1-0 final scores and no discernable offense. Kay Whitmore, the league's goalie expert, and executive vice president of hockey operations Colin Campbell are leadint the charge to make goalies more svelte. "This started last year after (the) competition committee [met] when we and the union agreed that things needed to be done with the pants and the upper body and we've been working behind the scenes nonstop,'' Whitmore said. "You're hearing from some of the best goalies in the game that they think this is what's right. They want a level playing field within their ranks. They want to look at the other end of the rink and feel that the guy down there looks appropriate for his size.'' According to Whitmore, the goal is for manufacturers to have the more form-fitting equipment delivered to goaltenders in June so they have time to adapt before training camp and if the NHL Players' Association agrees to the changes, the new-look uniforms could be mandatory for the 2016 season. The changes may frustrate goalies who don’t like the idea of having less real estate to do their job, but if fans get more goals, then both they and the league will likely be happy with the change………

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