Wednesday, March 16, 2016

NFLer to Olympic ruggger, Donald Trump's rage spreads to the polls and Indiana Jones 5 (sadly) confirmed

- Do Hungarian teachers not understand how strikes work? The purpose of walking off the job is to exert leverage on your employer and make them feel the pain of losing what you bring to the workplace - and make them realize what will happen if you leave and don’t come back. It’s hard to accomplish any of those aims when you notify your employer two weeks ahead of a planned one-hour strike, which then becomes at best a wholly symbolic, feeble gesture that’s going to do no good for anyone. That’s precisely what Hungarian teachers are threatening to protest the government's education policies. The teachers plan to hold their short-term walkout unless leaders apologize for their intimidating treatment and initiate meaningful negotiations on education reforms, taking what amounts to an extra-long lunch break on March 30. High school principal Istvan Pukli laid out the case for the strikes and in perhaps the only positive aspect of this scheduled waste of time, he told tens of thousands of protesters outside parliament that the strikes would grow longer until "this government understands that it cannot go against the country." Pukli’s primary targets were Prime Minister Viktor Orban and President Janos Ader, both of whom he called on to apologize by March 23 for the government's actions over the past six years against those "who spoke about Hungary's future or their own rights" and to hold negotiations on education policy. Those apologies, of course, have less chance of succeeding than a one-hour lunch break work stoppage………


- It’s official. The second Indiana Jones movie that should never happen is going to happen and in three short years, a beyond-aged-out Harrison Ford and his pal Steven Spielberg will lead the charge for a project that could be better than its pile-of-monkey-crap successor and still suck so bad that refunding the ticket price of everyone who goes to see it would still be a raw deal for moviegoers. Disney confirmed the fifth installment in the series of what began as a fun, exciting adventure franchise starring a ruggedly handsome, thrill-seeking archaeologist who battled Nazis and cave-based cults fueled by child zombie labor and came off the rails with an alien-riddled dumpster fire in the form of “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” in 2008. The studio confirmed that Spielberg will direct and Ford will star once again, with the project set to drop in July 2019. “Indiana Jones is one of the greatest heroes in cinematic history, and we can’t wait to bring him back to the screen in 2019,” Disney chairman Alan Horn said. “It’s rare to have such a perfect combination of director, producers, actor and role, and we couldn’t be more excited to embark on this adventure with Harrison and Steven.” Wrong, Al. Indy WAS a great action hero back when Ford wasn’t into his seventh decade here on this planet. Even the idea that Disney will add in some young stars alongside Ford is dubious because they tried that with Shia LeBouf in “Crystal Skull” AND IT STILL SUCKED DONKEY BALLS. While Disney may have spent $4 billion in 2012 to acquire LucasFilm and the Indiana Jones franchise with it, it’s going to make more than enough on Star Wars to forget that Indiana Jones exists and stop murdering what remains of a once-great franchise………


- The rage is spreading in the American electoral process. This time, it’s not the unholy amalgamation of a pumpkin, a dead skunk and a tanning booth accident on steroids or his followers who are bringing the violence to the election, but rather a gun-toting poll worker who decided that his contribution to voting day in the Buckeye State would be pulling his piece on his fellow poll workers to settle a dispute that cannot possibly have been worth losing his job and possibly going to jail for. According to police, this balloting location badass was arrested after threatening other workers at a Cleveland polling place around noon, whipping out his gun after getting into an argument with other workers at Louisa May Alcott School. Yes, not only did this rage-aholic use a gun to threaten other adults, but he did it at a school that had the misfortune of serving as a polling station. Police say the man revealed a .380 gun from his backpack but in his only smart move of the day, he fled on foot and was arrested a short time later at West 107th Street and Detroit Avenue. Believe it or not, given his wholly rational and reasonable behavior on the day, the man was found to have both the gun in question and marijuana in his backpack when arrested. "We were assured by the Board of Elections and safety officials that the incident posed no danger to occupants at our school. Polling locations at schools are separate and cordoned off from areas occupied by staff and students on election day," Cleveland Metropolitan Schools said in a statement. The local board of elections took the somewhat perfunctory step of firing the poll worker, with the word firing being ironically awesome in this particular situation………


- Know how you can tell your NFL team doesn’t see you as a key piece in the pursuit of its fifth Super Bowl title? When they say it’s totally OK if you want to leave the team for the whole summer to go train at the U.S. Olympic training facility in California as a part of the U.S. rugby team headed to this summer's Olympics. New England Patriots safety Nate Ebner is a rugby player first, having been an All-America rugger at Ohio State before the Patriots selected him in the sixth round of the 2012 draft, so maybe it makes sense that he’s taking a leave of absence from the Patriots starting Tuesday to start his Olympic training. Agent Sean Stellato confirmed that Ebner was given permission from the Patriots to leave to begin training and is scheduled to rejoin the Patriots after the Aug. 6-11 Olympic rugby competition. "First and foremost, I want to thank the Patriots from top to bottom for giving me the opportunity to come back and play for a truly first-class organization," Ebner said. "I also want to thank them and USA Rugby for giving me the opportunity to chase a dream I've had since I was a boy in a sport in which I've always had a passion. I plan to represent the Patriots and our country to the best of my ability. Thanks again and Go Pats and go USA." The weird quirk in all of this is that the Patriots re-signed Ebner, who was unrestricted free agent, on Tuesday, so they clearly knew what his plans were when they inked him to a new deal and yet, it’s hard to see him gaining much ground on the depth chart when he’ll be AWOL until after the start of training camp while playing a completely different and über-physical sport in which he won't have a helmet or shoulder pads to keep him protected in the middle of the regular scrums that define what rugby is and make it pretty awesome to watch all at the same time……..

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