Friday, June 05, 2015

Tal's Hill goes away, Prison Break might come back and Riot Watch! India


- Could Michael Scofield be back in our lives? Scofield, of course, was the protagonist in Fox’s short-lived drama “Prison Break,” in which his brother was framed for murdering the vice president’s brother and needed to be broken out of prison before he was wrongly executed. The show was only actually set in its original prison, Fox River Penitentiary in Illinois, until Scofield and a gang of eight escaped to end season one. From there, is stretched across the United States, into Panama and then back to the U.S. Now, it may stretch even further into a  "limited series" along the lines of last year's “24: Live Another Day,” which featured 12 episodes and a self-contained storyline. What’s odd about the purported revival of “Prison Break” is that Scofield, played by Wentworth Miller, died in the series finale and yet, the possible return would allegedly reunited Miller and Dominic Purcell, who played his brother, Lincoln Burroughs. Fox has yet to comment on the possible return for the show, but network co-chairman Gary Newman admitted in January that “Prison Break” could yield "the perfect event series.”  According to Miller, he "floated the idea" for more of the show to Fox executives earlier this year and received a relatively positive response. Paul Scheuring created the show, which debuted in 2005 to solid reviews, but saw its ratings dip substantially by the time it ended in 2009 and its story arc had expanded to include a vast conspiracy at the highest levels of government stretching across national borders and involving a bizarre piece of technology that would supposedly allow its holder to reshape the world’s economy. But why not bring back a show that was great at one point rather than come up with an original idea for a new show……….


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! Not only is sh*t getting real in Jammu, India, but The Man is skittish enough that a curfew has been imposed in an attempt to stem the tide of rage and calm down what has become a chaotic scene in recent days. According to authorities in the region, they have imposed an indefinite curfew in parts of the Indian Kashmir city after clashes with hundreds of Sikh protesters. The violence erupted after bullets fired by police killed one person and injured two more, which is generally a surefire way to turn the populace against you and push your city to the verge of all-out anarchy. Police fired at the stone-throwing protesters on Thursday after tear gas and warning shots proved insufficient to slow the roll of the Sikhs who were protesting the tearing away of posters of slain militant leader Jarnail Singh Bhindranwale by police in Jammu ahead of the anniversary of his death Saturday. This all stems back to the guerrilla war the militant Sikhs waged in 1980s for an independent homeland in neighboring Punjab state. To this day, many Sikhs live in Indian Kashmir and as the events of recent days have shown, they are as militant as ever. Imposing a curfew doesn’t always have the desired effect, of course, which should make the next few hours all the more interesting as the Sikhs prepare to honor a date that has tremendous importance to them. Get those Molotov cocktails ready, y’all……….


- The real thing worth noting isn’t that the Houston Astros will remove the single biggest field-based baseball atrocity this side of someone erecting a concession stand behind second base, but rather figuring out why the hell it was ever there in the first place. We’re speaking, of course, of Tal's Hill, a signature feature of  Minute Maid Park since the stadium opened in 2000.  The hill features a steep slope up to a flag pole and both are in the field of play, forcing center fielders to run uphill for no good reason and possibly do a face plant while trying to track down a ball 436 feet from home. Both the hill and the flagpole are situated in play and have been known to  turn fly balls into circus sideshows, but that will change for next season when the team finally does what it should have done from the start and make the outfield flat across the entire playing surface. The Astros will remove the incline and its flagpole as part a $15 million renovation that would move the center-field fence about approximately 27 feet closer to home plate -- to a new distance of 409 feet -- and would be completed prior to the 2016 season. The center field fence will go from being the deepest in the majors to the sixth-deepest when the renovations are complete, but the distance is wholly secondary to, you know, taking a big damn hill out of the way. "The new center field will not only be great for fans, but will make Minute Maid Park an attractive ballpark for current and future players as well," general manager Jeff Luhnow said. The official story has always been that Tal’s Hill is a tribute to Cincinnati's Crosley Field and other old ballparks, but there have been lots of terrible ideas in America’s past and it doesn’t mean someone needs to revive them………..


- The value of art is relative. It’s worth whatever someone is willing to pay for it…or the price tag placed on it when someone who worked for the artist steals it and it takes a year to track it down. Enter more than $3 million worth of glass work created by artist Dale Chihuly, art that was missing for over a year from a warehouse in Tacoma, Washington, before anyone noticed. Normally, something being gone from your life for 12 months without you noticing is a sign you don’t really need it, but that hasn’t stopped the Pierce County Prosecuting Attorney's Office from charging Christopher Kaul with stealing roughly 90 pieces of work totaling $3,082,000. Kaul worked in the Chihuly warehouse for three years and it seems he was a very busy man during that time - just not doing the job he was paid to do. No, his on-job duties seem to have involved a lot of thieving from his boss, according to a press release from the Pierce County Prosecuting Attorney's Office. He sold them "for a small fraction of their worth," prosecutors said, implying that Kaul was either not smart enough to know how much the art was worth or didn’t have the savvy and connections to move them for full value. Chihuly is a world-renowned artist whose art is  in more than 200 museums worldwide, according to his website. Kaul seems to be a real piece of work, as he was allegedly fighting a pill addiction while working at the warehouse between 2010 and 2013. He admitted to police that after a stint in rehab, he "started stealing items from the Chihuly warehouse" and said he "would take items that he believed would go unnoticed." He was right, at least until 2014, when employees were contacted by an art appraiser who had some of the missing items. Now, Kaul has been charged with theft in the first degree and three counts of trafficking stolen property and pill popping is no longer his biggest problem………

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