Saturday, June 13, 2015

New Mexico politics rock, Beck goes dance music and Mexican Nazi dance routines


- Life is not good right now for the Boston Red Sox. They are last in the American League East at 27-34 and their minus-48 run differential is the second worst in the AL. They just got swept by the Baltimore Orioles, losing 6-5 on Thursday in Baltimore and apparently pushing at least two members of the team to their respective breaking points. Red Sox starter Wade Miley got the hook after the fourth inning, having surrendered nine hits, five runs and three home runs and prompting manager John Farrell to yank him even though he had thrown just 69 pitches. But neither pitcher nor manager let it stand there and they engaged in an ugly dustup in the visitors dugout. Farrell informed Miley he was done for the night and Miley objected, going right back at his manager in animated fashion and with more than a few wild gesticulations mixed in. Ferrell responded in kind and yet both men were able to compose themselves in the next five innings to lie and put on happy faces when asked about the situation after the game. Both men downplayed the incident and it seems unlikely to amount to much in the long term. The Red Sox simply have major problems and scores of underperforming players who aren't justifying their lofty salaries, including slugger David Ortiz, who is scuffling so badly that there is speculation that he could be held out of the lineup against lefties. An upset pitcher and manager seems like the least one could expect from a team with a big payroll and small win total, so chalk this one up to simple frustration………


- All-girls dance teams, Nazi imagery and a heaping helping of general insensitivity toward an entire race of people who were the targets of a mass extermination by arguably the worst man to ever live….sounds like a fan afternoon in Mexico, no?  It certainly was for everyone at a cheer-dance competition in the western city of Guadalajara at the end of May and now, the world is learning all about the fantastic festivities that went on at this went. The team in question, consisting of about two dozen girls ages 10 to 16, turned in a stellar routine that saw them boldly display flags with swastikas, rock pseudo-military outfits and have one member of the team go all in by flashing a Nazi salute to the crowd. Credit to the adults who sanctioned this performance as well for helping the girls put together their outfits with red armbands and camouflage dance outfits, topped with red flags as they strutted in marching-style formations. The reason this is just now becoming an issue is because someone had enough intelligence to post a video of the performance online and it quickly made its way around the social media network, where the requisite amount of rage was displayed by trolls and Twitter eggs alike. In response, event organizer Enrique Casas said the routines were the individual choice of the 192 teams that participated but noted that organizers may put safeguards on the next competition "to avoid hurting people's feelings." Hey E? Nice job ducking that catapult load of blame flying your way so it can strike someone else and also, if you actually think “hurting people’s feelings” begins to cover this, you’re as clueless as these wildly insensitive girls………..


- Beck, buoyed by a Grammy for Album of the Year for his 2014 release “Morning Phase,” is thinking, um, creatively when it comes to his next project. After winning his Grammy and becoming the latest person to have a magical moment in life ruined by an extremely pompous and ass-hatted interruption by Kanye West - the world’s most overrated recording artist - Beck is working on a new album he has described as "hybrid" of garage rock and dance that is totally different than “Morning Phase.” Fans will be able to test the veracity of that claim when the album’s first single, “Dreams,” drops next week.  Beck said the album is the "opposite" of his melancholy 2014 release described it as "a pretty diverse group of songs that fit together." Songs that “fit together,” you say? Wow, that sounds, um, scintillating. The album has been in progress for the past couple of years and to hear Beck describe it, it could be his most eclectic - i.e. weird - release to date.  "It started out as a heavy garage rock thing and became much more of a dance — some kind of hybrid," Beck said of the sound of the album. The release of “Dreams” coincides with Beck's return to playing live shows, including a date in London with The Strokes on June 18. Releasing your 12th studio album is quite an accomplishment in and of itself, but to still be making music and perhaps even the best music of your career more than a decade and a half into the process is even better. Here’s hoping that the new album is good enough to get Beck back on the Grammy stage with The Rock guarding the entire space with a mandate to body slam West if he takes so much as one step out of his seat………


- Who knew politics in Sunland Park, New Mexico were so much fun? At least they are when the conniving, scheming and law-breaking Daniel Salinas is involved. This political innovator was locked in a hotly contested mayoral race back in 2012, trying to unseat incumbent Gerardo Hernandez. It was a tough assignment for Salinas and he needed something extra to gain an edge on his rival, so he logically went to the one place he knew he could outsmart Hernandez. In other words, he planted a small surveillance camera is the campaign office and when that camera recorded a handsy Hernandez receiving a lap dance from a stripper, Salinas pounced.  Salinas secretly recorded Hernandez receiving the lap dance in his campaign office and put his footage to use when he attempted to extort Hernandez. The exact terms of his demands haven't been publicized, but the plan didn’t work out well because this week, Salinas  pleaded guilty to extortion for his actions. Now, the former mayoral candidate in the New Mexico border city has been hit with a three-year deferred sentence with supervised probation, and 100 hours of community service. It’s hardly the sort of life-changing sentence that critics hoped for, but admitting to felony extortion and conspiracy to commit extortion against a politician with a low enough moral standard to get a lap dance in his campaign office just isn't as offensive as it used to be. Besides, this is merely the latest embarrassing scandal to hit Sunland Park and compared to the last one, it’s fairly tame. The previous scandal involved former Mayor Martin Resendiz admitting he was drunk when he signed nine contracts with a California company for $1 million. It might be time to institute some serious reforms and standards in Sunland Park politics, either that or turning local government into a reality show and giving the E! network a call right away……….

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