Sunday, June 07, 2015

No end to Hack-a-Shaq, bees v. college graduation and a free album not from U2


- Ever heard of Terminix, Recep Tayyip Erdogan? Turkey's president is under fire for the controversial construction of a grandiose new presidential palace that critics claim he wasted state resources when he was prime minister by building the 1,150-room palace. Yes, 1,150 rooms. Oh, and a few people have pointed out that the palace may have been  illegally built on protected land. So how does Erdogan respond? By claiming that  his old office was infested with cockroaches, that’s how. He moved into the vast structure after he was elected president in August and in the run-up to Sunday's parliamentary elections, opposition parties have criticized the expenditure as proof that their country’s leader is a self-serving, greedy, deceptive and manipulative scumbag who would rather build a multi-mullion-dollar palace than call an exterminator and clean up his existing office. According to Erdogan, cockroaches roamed the lavatories in the now-vacated prime ministry and while those buggers are notoriously hard to kill, it might have been worth the effort for a country that isn't exactly swimming in disposable cash. "Does such an office suit the prime minister of the Republic of Turkey? There can be no question of waste where representation is concerned,” Erdogan said, presumably from behind his mahogany desk with his granite-topped office bar to his left, his ivory statue of himself to his right and his gold-plated toilet lurking in his personal bathroom next door. Yes, because it’s all about reputation and not the least bit about responsibly using resources to ensure that your country runs well and serves the needs of its citizens………


-  It’s amazing what a free album can do for an artist….when they don’t force-feed it into the iTunes libraries of every iTunes user in the world. U2 took a lot of heat for album-assaulting listeners with their new album “Songs of Innocence” because the project landed in users’ music libraries whether they wanted it or not. It was free, but that didn’t placate the ire of those who argued that automatic musical downloads were wrong. Chance The Rapper took a different approach for “Surf,” the album he released this week alongside Donnie Trumpet & The Social Experiment. Like “Songs of Innocence,” it’s free, but unlike U2’s opus, music fans must seek it out and actually choose to download it before it appears in their music collection. The album leans heavily on the skills of Donnie Trumpet & The Social Experiment, but it also features guests including Busta Rhymes, Janelle Monáe and Erykah Badu, along with Chance and his band. The band is comprised of s Donnie Trumpet, Peter Cottontale and Lido and the album is only available through iTunes, though according to Chance the Rapper, that hasn’t hurt its popularity. According to the rapper, the album has been downloaded 618,000 times in full album downloads with a further 10,198,708 single track downloads. Best of all, this isn't some limited-time offer. "The best thing about #surf is that this is only the first week of it being free, forever," Chance tweeted. Free music is never a bad thing, even if some might dispute the validity and fairness of the means by which it’s delivered………


- Catawba College graduates for the spring semester of 2015, you’re the real winners. No, not because you worked so hard for four or five years - maybe more - and came out on the other end with a valuable degree that represents the top-notch liberal arts education you received and will allow you to pursue your life’s dreams. That’s all great, but what makes you winners that unlike thousands of other college graduates across the United States in the past month, you had zero obligation to sit through an über-boring ceremony in which your provost or school president yammered on and on about the value of education and changing the world around you. Catawba grads escaped this hell on a sunny spring day because a massive invasion of honeybees forced Catawba to cancel graduation and several other activities slated for the campus’ main auditorium. OK, so technically the bee infestation merely forced the college to hold its graduation elsewhere, but you could always pretend you didn’t get the email notifying you of the new location or say that you didn’t realize it had been changed until it was too late. Spokeswoman Tonia Black-Gold said the college has hired a company to remove the bees in a non-lethal way after maintenance workers discovered a massive honeycomb inside a wall of one of the building. Wildlife biologist Bryan Bosley estimated that nearly 100,000 bees have been removed so far, but as many as 300,000 remain. Maybe school officials should have kept graduation right where it was scheduled because the threat of a bee attack might be the only thing that could liven up the otherwise-boring ceremony……….


- If you found the first two rounds of the NBA Western Conference playoffs largely unwatchable, the league’s commissioner has a message for you: Too damn bad. Commissioner Adam Silver said at his annual NBA Finals press conference that there is very little chance the league will rectify the garbage exhibition that was any series involving the Los Angeles Clippers and Houston Rockets courtesy of the Hack-a-Shaq tactic, in which a team deliberately sends an opponent's poor foul shooter to the free throw line. That approach to the game was used heavily by the San Antonio Spurs in their first-round loss to the Clippers and by both the Rockets and Clippers in their second-round matchup with one another and it was excruciatingly ugly. That led for calls to ban the tactic and it seemed only logical that it would happen…until Silver claimed that  executives at the league's general managers meeting May 13 voiced opposition to modifying the rule. "The data shows that we're largely talking about two teams, throughout the playoffs," Silver said. "In fact, 90 percent of the occurrences of Hack-a-Shaq involve the Rockets and the Clippers, and for the most part, it's two players. Seventy-five percent involve two players, DeAndre Jordan and Dwight Howard. So then the question becomes, should we be making that rule change largely for two teams and two players?" Should you? Hell yes. Even one more game that sees 40-percent free-throw shooter DeAndre Jordan heaving up 30 cinder blocks at the backboard is too many and Silver is missing the point if he takes the position that "as a steward of the game," he has concerns that eliminating Hack-a-Shaq might provide a disincentive for young basketball players to practice foul shooting. That’s so far beyond being remotely true that it might be time to start the Hack-a-Commish to beat Silver into submission……..

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