Friday, June 26, 2015

Joe Maddon wants nerds, sea gypsy smpathizers and Whole Foods = Whole Scumbags


- Whole Foods…and wholly scumbags. According to New York City's consumer chief, Whole Foods supermarkets have been routinely overcharging customers by overstating the weight of prepackaged meat, dairy and baked goods and the mark-up was substantial and clearly intentional. For example, the price on a package of coconut shrimp at the upscale market was too high by $14.84, Department of Consumer Affairs Commissioner Julie Menin said. Yes, the snobby types who shop at Whole Foods might not be the most sympathetic figures, but when a package of chicken tenders was overpriced by $4.85 and a vegetable platter by $6.15,  someone is clearly up to something shady. "These overcharges are incredibly troubling," Menin said, alleging that they continued even after Whole Foods was informed of the city investigation, which began in the fall.  That’s just outright stupid or stupidly defiant, because dialing the scamming back a notch once it was clear the fuzz was closing in on you would be at least mildly intelligent. The investigation checked the eight Whole Foods markets then open in the city and interestingly, a ninth has since opened. The  Texas-based chain has a total of 422 stores in the United States, Canada and the United Kingdom and Menin sounds ready to drop the hammer as heavily as possible on the ones her department investigated. “We have been meeting with Whole Foods for months," she said, "but we repeatedly found problems that were incredibly pervasive." The best Whole Foods has done is a lame-ass statement saying it “disagrees with the DCA's overreaching allegations." No penalties have been assessed, but the fines for falsely labeling a package can be as much as $950 for the first violation and up to $1,700 for subsequent violations. Whole Foods is accused of  thousands of potential violations and just last year, it  agreed to pay $800,000 in penalties — and improve pricing accuracy — after an investigation into alleged pricing irregularities in California. Shady operations seem to be a way of business for these d-bags………


- Just stop, any studio considering spinning a Spider-Man movie of its own. Spidey has been recreated and reimagined so many times that there simply aren't enough legit stories left to tell, never mind the fact that there have been five movies with his name on them in the past decade-plus. It’s almost as if Spider-Man is cinematic crack and studio executives can’t put down the credit card and handheld mirror and sober up. They keep making Spider-Man movies and now, British actor Tom Holland has been cast in the role, replacing Andrew Garfield, who replaced Tobey Maguire. Holland began his career appearing in “Billy Elliot The Musical” in London's West End from 2008 to 2010 and has since appeared in movies such as “The Impossible” and “In The Heart of the Sea.” He has also appeared on BBC shows and now, he’s signed on with Marvel and Sony, which are working jointly on the next Spider-Man film. The studios also announced that Jon Watts, director of forthcoming thriller Cop Car starring Kevin Bacon, has been hired to direct the  project as they try to reboot the franchise - again. "As with James Gunn, Joss Whedon, and the Russo brothers, we love finding new and exciting voices to bring these characters to life. We spent a lot of time with Jon and find his take and work inspiring,” Marvel executive Kevin Feige said in a press statement. Sony chimed in as well, calling Holland “a vibrant, talented young actor capable of embodying one of the most well-known characters in the world.” Hey ass hats….this isn't about who you can find to play the role. It’s about the fact that you cannot keep “reviving” the same damn movie over and over and over again and dropping new actors in, all the while knowing fan boy suckers will keep paying to see it. Yes, Sony Pictures and Marvel struck a landmark deal in February, allowing the new Spider-Man to make his screen debut in May 2016's “Captain America: Civil War,” but that doesn’t mean we need more solo Spider-Man movies. Time for a trip to web slinger rehab, you gravy-training tools……….


- What to do with the sea gypsies, that is the question. Yes, sea gypsies do exist and while they might seem less of a nuisance than land-based gypsies because they can't be as much in your face begging for money because they decided ti immigrate to a country where they don’t speak the language or add anything of worth to society on account of being adrift at sea, they are still a problem for nations like Thailand and Myanmar. The problem becomes more complicated when you have an international organization like Human Rights Watch insisting that the governments of Thailand and Myanmar must end discrimination and other abuses against a nomadic seafaring tribe whose livelihood in their waters has been upended by development. Those people are the Moken, often dubbed "sea gypsies," who the HRW claims  face extortion and other abuses by authorities, while also under restrictions due to new conservation and immigration laws. The organization contends in its shiny new report that the Moken are particularly vulnerable because most are stateless as a result of their nomadic lifestyle. The world got to know the Moken when they were able to save themselves from the ravages of the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami by knowing the seas so well that they could recognize warning signs of the disaster and flee to high ground. Howevr, the storm pillaged the sea of many of the natural resources from which the Moken extracted a subsistence living, and commercial fishing further depleted the waters. "Far from the idyllic image that tourism promotes of the Moken people, these sea nomads face increasing restrictions and attacks at sea, and systematic discrimination on land," said Brad Adams, Asia director at Human Rights Watch. His group believes that 3,000 Moken live mostly on small boats on islands along Myanmar's southern coast, with 800 more marooned in Thailand. There, they are allegedly targets for start authorities who view them as leeches and drains on society……….


- Joe Maddon remains the most entertaining manager in Major League Baseball and it’s not close. Maddon, now the skipper for the Chicago Cubs, has taken the previously lackluster and supposed “loveable losers” and turned them into a playoff contender using their plethora of young talent combined with his quirky, offbeat coaching methods. His penchant for speaking his mind no matter the circumstances is another part of his managerial charm and he flashed it following the final play of his team's 5-2 loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in the finale of a three-game series. Maddon, angry with the call that ended the game, , lashed out at the replay system, calling for an overhaul complete with “nerds” who could provide instant, independent analysis of replays. "I think it screams for an independent group back there to research the video," Maddon said after the game. "That's what I think it screams for as opposed to working umpires that are actually on the field. I think you should get a bunch of nerds back there that know how to look at a videotape and then come to a conclusion. I think it would be much more interesting that way." Maddon appears unsatisfied with the MLB-employed nerds who currently administer reviews at MLB headquarters in New York, nerds who are actually umpires that rotate from field duty to replay duty throughout the season. The offending play in this case occurred with two outs and the Cubs trailing by three in the bottom of the ninth. Batter Chris Denorfia lined a ball off the left-field wall that bounced right to left fielder Scott Van Slyke, who threw a strike to second base as Denorfia slid in.  Umpires called Denorfia out, but replays showed he might have gotten his left arm on the bag as he was being tagged on the front of his jersey. The call stood but wasn't confirmed by replay, meaning there was nothing definitive. Maddon disagreed and for the first time in sports history, actually advocated for nerds to play bigger role in games………

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