Monday, June 22, 2015

Gren Oden won't go away, trasn-dumping felons and Kim Gordon goes cultured


- Let it go, former No. 1 overall pick Greg Oden. Sure, you were the top pick by the Portland Trail Blazers over Kevin Durant in the 2007 NBA draft, but that was nearly a decade ago and since then, you’re missed more than 75 percent your teams’ games, gotten picked up by the police for domestic violence and contributed nothing of worth in the Association. Along the way in one of the most snakebitten journeys in NBA history, Oden has been limited to 105 games due to multiple microfracture knee surgeries and other issues. He’s looked like he’s 50 since he walked onto the Ohio State campus as a freshman and his body behaves like a retiree’s, which is the reason he was last seen on an NBA bench while playing for the Miami Heat in 2013-14, appearing in 23 games after a three-season layoff. No one has been clamoring for his return this time around, not even after Ohio State coach Thad Matta, who coached Oden during his one season in college, said at the NCAA tournament in Portland that Oden had been doing "high-level training" on campus for sixth months and had slimmed down to about 280 pounds. "Quite honestly, I haven't seen Greg look this good since when he played for us back in the day at Ohio State," Matta said in March. "His attitude is off the charts." Based simply on being 7-foot-1 and breathing, there will always be NBA teams willing to take a look if Oden wants to play and now, he’s slated to participate in the Dallas Mavericks' free-agent minicamp next week. He also worked out for the Charlotte Hornets on Wednesday and the Memphis Grizzlies recently and seems intent on another comeback, but the odds of someone with his fragility and injury history suddenly finding routinely clean bills of health this far into his career….not so good…………


- World, it’s time to make nice with North Korea. Sure, those irascible maniacs on the northern end of the Korean Peninsula are trying to develop a nuclear weapon and they trample the basic rights of their people on a daily basis. Yes, their Lilliputian leader Kim Jong-Un is a gluttonous megalomaniac who is hell-bent on starting World War III even though such a conflict would end with his nation as a smoldering crater of rubble. But when a country has discovered a miracle cure-all that would wipe out four of the world’s deadliest diseases, then getting friendly with it is the right call. Enter North Korea and its newfound cure for Ebola, AIDS, MERS and SARS, which would put the capstone on decades of research by scientists trying to eradicate these health scourges from humanity. Not only that, but the North Koreans have apparently had the solution for 19 years. Yes, its scientists apparently first produced the disease-fighting drug in 1996, according to state-friendly media outlets. Of course, knowing that this claim would be met with both skepticism and envy by those who want to discredit North Korea and steal this miracle cure for themselves, Pyongyang hasn’t yet provided any actua details about this cure. Word on the street is that it contains a natural herb, some plant food and a few elements, but that’s about all. The injection drug Kumdang-2 was developed from ginseng grown from fertilizer mixed with rare-earth elements, according to the official Korean Central News Agency and to bring the bling, it also has “micro-quantities of gold and platinum” thrown in, the drug's website says. It wipes out “malicious virus infections like SARS, Ebola and MERS” and is “a strong immune reviver," according to state media. Curiously, earlier this year, North Korea shut out foreign tourists for six months because of Ebola fears, but it is K.J. Un’s cure to share or hoard……….


- Sonic Youth bassist-vocalist Kim Gordon is a rock and roll icon and a pioneer for women in the punk genre, but what is she doing with her lofty status these days? How about cranking out vinyl copes of the ballet scores she composes for theatrical productions? If that sounds like the most un-rock and roll thing ever, it’s damn close. Gordon was commissioned last year to create music for Inversions, a ballet conceived by New York artist Nick Mauss. Gordon, who earlier this month collaborated with J Mascis on a song titled 'Slow Boy' for a new compilation curated by Converse, penned 'Music for Inversions: A Live Ballet by Nick Mauss,' and while the ballet itself didn’t become an international sensation, those involved thought it might be possible to bring in some extra cash with a limited edition vinyl release of the music - you know, for those who want to be totally hipster while prancing around their Manhattan apartment in ballet flats trying to mimic the moves of whichever prima ballerina was the star of this stage production. A total of 250 copies of the album will be pressed and each will feature silk-screened cover art by Mauss himself. No release date has been announced, but interested parties can pre-order the record by contacting info@303inprint.com. The ballet itself premiered last October at the Frieze Art Fair in London and was choreographed by Northern Ballet’s Kenneth Tindall for five dancers and featured text by poet Juliana Huxtable. Gordon performed the music live and while she remains as rock and roll as ever, this one doesn’t do a lot for her rock cred……….


- Free trash collection event in Kingman, Arizona, or sting operation to catch a hardened criminal garbage dumper and shut his sorry ass down? The answer is yes for Arizona detectives holding a free trash collection event who not only kept the peace and allowed the thrifty among them to get rid of unwanted items, but also arrested Trenton Drake White, who is suspected of illegal dumping. While White was waiting in line for the event, detectives recognized his vehicle as one that was spotted five days earlier at the home of their suspect, who allegedly dumped 600 pounds of construction and household trash in the desert. Showing what a hardened criminal he is, when detectives approached him, they said he admitted to dumping the items and was subsequently arrested on two unrelated misdemeanor warrants for failure to pay fines and driving on a suspended license, plus that new felony charge of illegal dumping. Maybe a fake beard or plastic nose and phony glasses would have been a good idea before going to an event where there would be a lot of police, or even asking a buddy if you could borrow his truck because yours was (allegedly) not running that day. The Mohave County Attorney's Office will review the case and given that the suspect a) now has three pending criminal charges against him and b) admitted to the most serious one of the three, it would seem that White is going to have a major black mark on his record going forward. It’s an awfully steep price to pay merely to avoid paying a few extra dollars on your garbage bill for the month……….

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