Wednesday, March 04, 2015

World Wildlife Day ivory bonfires, Muse gets cryptic with it and how to get fired as an NBA head coach


- When is an NBA coach officially done with his team? Is it a) when they are 19 games below .500 and hemorrhaging losses at a massive rate, b) when his players are breaking huddles with chants about how many weeks they must suffer through to reach the end of the season or c) when their players convince him to cancel morning shootarounds because it doesn’t jive with their busy nightlife? The answer is all of the above, at least for Brian Shaw, who was axed by the Denver Nuggets in a move everyone saw coming. "I want to sincerely thank Brian for his time with our organization," general manager Tim Connelly said in a team release. "You won't find a better guy than Brian and he is one of the brightest basketball minds I've ever been around. Unfortunately things didn't go as we hoped.” Not unless you hoped to be 12 games out of a playoff spot and with a team that clearly did not want to play for a coach who didn’t want to have many of them on his team. See, Shaw complained on numerous occasions to Nuggets management about the maturity and professionalism of some of the players, but management told him to stick it out. Now his headache will be stuck with interim coach Melvin Hunt for the remaining 23 games of the season. Hunt gets to try to break a six-game losing streak with a team that broke a huddle coming out of a timeout in Friday's home loss to the Utah Jazz with a chant of "1-2-3 ... Six weeks!" Shaw tried to convince everyone – maybe himself too - that the team was referring to the end of the season, which is about six weeks away, and said it actually referred to the last time Denver won a home game. That span of time is now irrelevant for Shaw, unless you want to count the six weeks of paychecks he’s going to get for not coaching the Nuggets…………


- Everyone wants a memorable engagement story to tell their family and friends for the duration of their marriage. Not everyone is willing to go to the lengths Arthur Edelhoff and Lindsay Duncan of Corrales, New Mexico went to in order to certify their commitment to one another. These two love birds to got engaged on top of Sandia Peak, surrounding themselves with beautiful vistas to mark a moment that both of them had dreamed about for years. They didn’t go the badass route and walk to the top, but they did take the tram up the mountaintop early in the evening. The plan was in place: Get engaged, break out the smartphones and start notifying the world of the big news through texts and social media, then make the trip back down to civilization and celebrate with a fancy meal together. There was only one problem – the wind. After taking happy engagement photos, Edelhoff and Duncan were informed that they would have to wait for the 40-mph gusts swirling around them to die down before they could make their return trip. According to Jay Blackwood, the assistant manager of the Sandia Peak Tram, some 140 people were stranded for about four hours. Edelhoff and Duncan didn’t get off the mountain until nearly 10:30 p.m., marking the first of what will likely be many times in their marriage when they would like to get away from each other but have to stick it out for hours on end. Don’t look for these two to go with an outdoor wedding a setting that could offer some more of nature’s wonderful surprises on the big day…………


- Verrrry clever, Muse frontman Matt Bellamy. Bellamy knows how to troll fans in order to promote a new project and he did his job with aplomb when he was asked by a fan about rumors that Muse's forthcoming single will be aired soon on radio are true. Rather than offer a simple answer to a yes or no question, Bellamy got all cryptic with it. "Too offensive for radio,” he answered coyly. Someone else asked him about speculation that the first single was titled, “Drones,” Bellamy claimed it was “#psycho handler, brainwashing us to become human #drones.” It had all the makings of a perfectly done Twitter publicity stunt and tagging a song by a mainstream rock band to be  "too offensive for radio" is equal parts ridiculous and amusing, with a dash of preposterous sprinkled in. Muse has dropped tiny hints here and there about its next release, hoping the trail of bread crumbs will keep fans interested until the album is actually ready. There was an Instagram photo with a Photoshopped image of a drone that carried the band's logo, the latest in a line of data shared by the band to detail their work in the studio. They have done similar publicity stunts for previous albums and deserve credit for being engaged and active with fans during the process rather than trusting their label to pimp the album and line up the same interviews and TV appearances with the usual music scene players to build hype for the release. That doesn’t mean anyone actually believes Bellamy’s claims that any single on the album is even remotely offensive or controversial, but it’s nice that he thinks his music has that kind of gravitas to it………..


- How did you celebrate World Wildlife Day? Never mind, because if you’re like 99 percent of the world’s population, you have no idea which day this week was WWD and there’s no sense telling you now. But even if you had known, odds are you wouldn’t have celebrated quite like Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta did. Kenyatta decided that it was the perfect day to go pyromaniac on 15 tons of elephant tusks to discourage poaching and trade in ivory. It’s been 25 years since ivory trade was banned, but the renewed demand from emerging markets threatens Africa's elephants and rhinos, according to Kenyatta. He and fellow African leaders are concerned about both the scale and rate of the new threat to endangered wildlife species. "Many of these tusks belonged to elephants which were wantonly slaughtered by criminals. We want future generations of Kenyans, Africans and the entire world to experience the majesty and beauty of these magnificent beasts. Poachers and their enablers will not have the last word," Kenyatta said. With that, he turned and put a torch to a pile of elephant tusks towering 10 feet high and drenched in fuel. Soaring prices for ivory in places like China and other Asian nations is driving elephant killings by poachers across Africa and a conservation group called Save The Elephants said last year that 100,000 elephants were killed in Africa between 2010 and 2012. For its part, China imposed a one-year ban on ivory imports, which is a huge gesture on the level of the United States offering to ban the import of Swedish pickled herring for a year. Elephant populations in Tanzania, Gabon, Cameroun, Central African Republic, Mozambique, Republic of Congo and Congo remain in the danger zone even though Kenyan poaching declined last year with 164 elephants and 35 rhinos killed, down from 302 elephants and 59 rhinos killed in 2013. Sadly, not everyone can celebrate with a massive ivory bonfire…….

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