Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Bringing Philly's Ghost back to life, reality karaokes judges attack and signs of college football in the spring


- Is it spring time already? It must be if Division I college football players are getting rides downtown in the back of a squad car for various criminal offenses. Enter Arizona State linebacker Davon Durant, who has been suspended indefinitely after he was arrested on charges of smacking around his lady inside his SUV. The highly regarded junior college transfer has been accused of aggravated assault and domestic violence, the school confirmed Monday, putting the No. 1-ranked junior college outside linebacker in the Class of 2015 out of action for the foreseeable future. This all went down March 7 after police were called by "a witness who reported observing a male hit a female while each were seated in a black Chevrolet SUV," according to the arrest report from the Tempe Police Department. Durant’s girlfriend was identified as the victim and she told police Durant hit her once in the face and grabbed her around the neck, impairing her ability to breathe. She sustained visible injuries, including a "small contusion and red mark beneath her left eye, and several abrasions and bruising around her neck consistent with finger marks from being grabbed around the neck," but refused medical treatment. The police report lays out a scene in which Durant allegedly had an argument with his lady inside the vehicle because he wanted to go back to her apartment to retrieve items he left there. When his girlfriend refused, things went sour and as always, at least there was a good reason for a dude doing the indefensible and putting his hands on a woman. Arizona State officials moved quickly to suspend Durant once they found out about the incident, but he remains enrolled at Arizona State and is expected to continue attending classes while the legal process plays out. Given the current culture of domestic violence in the football world, this one isn't going to end well for anyone involved………


- Say it ain’t so, France. You’re known for being at the forefront of style and in the fashion world, thin is always in. Why then is France’s government supporting a bill banning excessively thin fashion models as well as potentially fining the modeling agency or fashion house that hires them and sending the agents to jail? All of this seems extreme merely for having rail-thin ladies clad in absurd, unrealistic and unrealistically expensive outfits the average person can neither afford nor would wear strut down the runway with a pouty expression on their faces. Yet there was Health Minister Marisol Touraine, saying that France and its fashion and luxury industries worth tens of billions of euros would join Italy, Spain and Israel in adopting laws against too-thin models on catwalks or in advertising campaigns. Those countries put their measures in place two years ago, but France has lagged behind until now. "It's important for fashion models to say that they need to eat well and take care of their health, especially for young women who look to the models as an aesthetic ideal," Touraine said. Coincidentally, France has some major health legislation coming up for debate in parliament and Touraine said the Socialist government was likely to back not one, but two amendments relating to models' weight. If passed, they would implement regular weight checks for models and fines of up to $79,000 for any violations, with a possible six months in jail for staff involved. Socialist lawmaker Olivier Veran, who doesn’t seem to appreciate the beauty of not being overweight, wrote the legislation and wants to force models to present a medical certificate showing a Body Mass Index (BMI) of at least 18, about 121 pounds for a height of about 5-foot-8. Yes, Veran is a doctor and might know something about health, but maybe he was spurned by a smoking hot model or two in his life……….


- Yes, reality karaoke shows still suck no matter where in the world they’re based. Thanks to someone called British pop star Natalia Kills and her husband, Willy Moon, for reminding us all that it’s not just the aspiring reality karaoke-ers who are abysmal on these musical-whore-yourself-out-houses. These two wedded misfits were judges on the New Zealand version of “The X Factor,” with the key word in that sentence being “were.” They are arbiters of the aspiring hack masses no more, having been fired following verbal abuse of a contestant that bordered on bullying and spread like wildfire across social media. Kills and Moon were removed from the show by Mediaworks, the owners of broadcaster TV3, over the weekend when they tag-teamed contestant Joe Irvine following his performance. Kills led off by ripping Irvine for allegedly copying her pop hack husband’s style and it went downhill quickly from there. "You're a laughingstock. It's cheesy, it's disgusting. I personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious,” Kills deadpanned. “I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion... You make me sick." Harsh words from a talent-deprived hack scraping the bottom of the musical barrel as a reality karaoke judge, but sadly Kills was the kinder of the two in this exchange. Moon, who is originally from New Zealand and married Kills in 2014, went full-on “Psycho” on poor Irvine and showed no mercy. “It's like Norman Bates dressing up in his mother's clothing. It's just a little bit creepy," Moon barked. “I feel like you're going to stitch someone's skin to your face and then kill everyone in the audience." Double ouch, W. Moon. What’s ironic is that if more reality karaoke contestants were treated harshly, maybe this whole television genre could have ended much sooner and the world wouldn’t have been subjected to more than a decade of these spotlight-craving ass hats. TV3 heard the heat being hurled at Moon and Kills and deciding that there was such a thing as bad publicity, the network decided to fire both judges and bring in someone capable of at least feigning kindness to the miserable……….


- What does it cost to bring the Ghost back to life? In Philadelphia, the price tag could be as steep as $26 million. That’s the amount it’s estimated to take to reopen a closed train stop commonly referred to as Ghost Station, according to the fine folks at the Delaware River Port Authority. The agency is about to get a nice, thick report examining the feasibility of reopening the Port Authority Transit Corporation's Franklin Square Station in the Old City section of Philadelphia and here’s hoping these people aren't susceptible to the seriousness of sticker shock. An eight-figure estimate is a virtual guarantee that you’re going to end up spending twice that much by the time the project is done and for a state that isn't exactly flush with cash, that could be a problem. The Delaware River Port Authority oversees the PATCO, the commuter rail that shuffles passengers between southern New Jersey and downtown Philadelphia, and while it does a fine job in general, this could be a bit over its head. The station was abandoned back in 1979 and as with most properties that are neglected for three and a half decades, it has crept gradually into a state of disrepair, with poor lighting and a decidedly spooky, get-jumped-and-mugged-in-an-HBO-drama feel to it. According to the report, it would cost $18.5 million to resurrect it and another $8 million to install escalators and reopen additional entrances. Yet for that low, low price, the station could serve a whopping 1,3000 passengers a day. Oh, and there’s also the report’s note that most of those people already use another station in downtown Philadelphia. But hey, it’s not like commuters are creatures of habit who hate giving up the familiar for something new and unproven……….

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