Monday, March 02, 2015

Coyotes v. rich people, bizarre MLB spring training injuries and Hong Kong Riot Watch!


- Riot Watch! Riot Watch! The border ‘twxt Hong Kong and China is generally a tense place on account of Hong Kong wanted to be a free, democratic society and China wanting to control it and squeeze the life and free will out of it, but the angst was at its apex this weekend when Hong Kong police arrested nearly three dozen people following scuffles at a protest in a border town in the latest instance of drama over the growing influx of mainland Chinese shoppers in the city. There was anger aplenty as police officers wielded batons and used pepper spray on the crowds after what was supposed to be a peaceful demonstration came off the rails. Demonstrators clashed with crowds of village residents opposed to the event after a few of the residents started talking junk to them along the route. Police confirmed 33 arrests in the melee, including a future dissident hero who muscled up and fought back to earn his arrest despite being just 13 years old. Hundreds of dissidents turned out for the latest protest to target the mainland shoppers, whom they blame for tacky buying habits that distort the local economy. This time around, protesters marched in the suburban district of Yuen Long, near the border with mainland China, for the obvious reason that it contains dozens of pharmacies selling baby formula to cater to mainland shoppers. See, like so many other products it makes, China’s food raises major safety concerns and that has made baby formula a magnet for mainland visitors to Hong Kong, which has a reputation for authentic and high-quality goods. Rather than embrace additional business, the protestors lament that the mainlanders' shopping sprees drive up retail rents and force out ordinary shopkeepers. Stopping the  47.3 million people from mainland China who visit Hong Kong each year won't be easy, but the occupants of the specially administered Chinese region that's home to 7.3 million people are trying to find a way……….


- It must be time for spring training in Major League Baseball. If world-class athletes are injuring themselves doing mundane sh*t that the rest of the population can do every day without blinking, then the calendar must have flipped to the time of year when meaningless exhibition baseball is being played in warmer climates and dudes are getting snipered by everyday life. First up, Tampa Bay Rays reliever Ronald Belisario, who will miss the start of the season with a fractured left shoulder which he suffered getting out of a swimming pool. The Rays' president of baseball operations, Matt Silverman, confirmed that Belisario would not be able to throw "for several weeks" because of the injury to his non-pitching shoulder. Even though the injury came in Venezuela and not once Belisario arrived in camp, the team doesn’t expect him to be ready for the beginning of the season. Not the best start for a player who signed a minor-league contract with the Rays this winter, with an invitation to spring training. But he has company in the form of Chicago White Sox ace Chris Sale, who suffered a foot injury in an accident at his home and will miss at least three weeks of preparation time for the regular season. In a surefire indication that the injury occurred in an either ridiculous or shady manner, Sale refused to disclose how the avulsion fracture to the lateral side of his right foot occurred. White Sox general manager Rick Hahn said Sale landed "awkwardly when he got off the back of his truck," while unloading his belongings, putting the left-hander's status for Opening Day in danger. Even if he’s back in three weeks, he might not be ready to start the season opener at Kansas City. "We'll have to assess how much arm strength he can build up prior to the opener," Hahn said. At least Sale was able to crack a joke that he fought off an intruder in grand superhero fashion, which still wouldn’t be the most bizarre spring training injury of all-time……….


- What do rich people do when their normal methods of problem solving are off the table? In other words, when you can't merely buy your way out of the trouble or put a thick stack of cash in someone’s hand to make them go away, how do you cope? In this case, it’s because the offending parties don’t have hands or opposable thumbs and that’s making life very miserable for the upscale hamlet of Chappaqua north of New York City. This tiny town is locked in an ugly debate over some intruders who have found their way inside its gated walls, finding a home in the midst of some seriously pricey homes and high-end boutiques. Those intruders are coyotes and the prying eyes of the town and the surrounding town of New Castle have recorded some 160 coyote 160 incursions into backyards and streets over the last two years and at least 10 recent attacks on pets. Clearly, people would want to rid their town of these dangerous beasts and ensure the safety of their beloved pampered, sweater-wearing, 400-thread-count-doggie-bed-using fur balls in rhinestone dog collars, right? Not so fast. While many would love to hire some of those lower-class, camouflage-wearing rednecks from down the road to come in with their rifles and take these toothy troublemakers down, local and state animal rights activists are fighting back on behalf of Wile E. Coyote’s next of kin. The term “coyote jihad” has been thrown around on social media and members of a local task force that advocates killing some animals announced they were staying away from a recent public hearing for their own safety. Maybe it’s not too late to put a few Benjamins in the paws of the coyotes and see how it works………


- It’s the best Will Smith movie in years, but that doesn’t mean it’s a certified blockbuster. “Focus” will have to enjoy its one weekend at the top of the earnings list because after a $19.1 million first-place debut, there’s nowhere to go but down for the con man caper. It fended off two-time runner-up “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” which held its spot in its third weekend of release thanks to $11.8 million, good for a domestic total of $85.7 million. Third place went to “The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water,” which snagged $11.2 million to round out its first month in theaters and has banked a solid $140.3 million domestically so far. The free fall continued for “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which sunk three spots to fourth place and saw its earnings plummet another 51 percent to $10.9 million, giving the wildly overrated piece of housewife porn $147.7 million in three weeks of release. The second new film of the top 10 was “The Lazarus Effect,” which more than tripled its modest $3.3 million budget with $10.6 million in debut earnings to rank as an absolute success for the frame. The same can't be said for “McFarland, USA,” which dipped two spots to sixth and racked up just $7.8 million in its second weekend for a two-week bankroll of $22 million and counting. “American Sniper” slotted seventh with another $7.7 million and its 10-week run in the top 10 was now ranked in a whopping $331.1 million. “The DUFF” looks set for a much shorter top 10 run after falling to eighth in its second weekend with $7.2 million. With $20 million through two weeks, it’s tough to call it anything but a forgettable film destined for a quick turn to Blu-Ray and DVD. Ninth place was the domain of “Still Alice,” which forged ahead in limited release with another $2.7 million and has $12 million total in seven weeks. “Hot Tub Time Machine” snagged the last top 10 spot with $2.1 million for a four-week total of $43.1 million. “Jupiter Ascending” (No.11), “The Imitation Game” (No. 13) and “Paddington” (No. 14) each fell out from last weekend’s top 10……….

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