Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Mall peeping Toms, Green Bay (police blotter) Packers and The Smiths almost went disco...yes, disco


- Sometimes, great bands break up at the very worst possible time, spontaneously combusting under the weight of egos, attention whore tendencies and sheer greed right as they’re putting out their best music and discovering who they truly are as a band. The Smiths are not such a band. Yes, they are an iconic emo band that cranked out album after album of moody, melancholy rock that served as a soundtrack for the tortured over the course of two decades plus, but it turns out that their breakup in 1987 could not have come at a better time. Sure, it came just months after an extremely well-received release by the title of “Strangeways, Here We Come,” but the successor to that gem was clearly not going to be a winner if singer-songwriter Johnny Marr is to be believed. According to Marr, The Smiths were planning a disco album before they split and seeing as disco remains the single darkest, ugliest and most inherently awful musical era ever – narrowly edging out the man band era – having a great band like The Smiths delve into disco years after the genre was buried and thankfully never to be revived ever again would have been a major black eye for everyone involved, even for Marr and Morrissey. Marr also noted that his happiest moments with the band came when he woke up "in a dark hotel room in Bayswater one winter's evening in 1984, to find I'd recorded 'How Soon Is Now?' through the previous night." That must have been a wonderful occasion, but filtering it through the lens of having recorded a disco album three years later is something no artist could ever come back from………


- Europe likes to think of itself as forward-looking socially and environmentally and occasionally, its actions match up with its perceived societal superiority. Today is one of those days because the European Union has approved new rules that clamps down on the use of thin, feeble plastic bags that are hazardous for the environment and a choking hazard for anyone with an IQ below 35. Thanks to the EU’s 28 member nations putting their final stamp of approval to new rules that will likely require consumers to use sturdier, re-usable bags or face extra charges. Many countries already force shoppers to pay for bags if they want one to carry their food home in, but under the new policy, member states are required to reduce the use of such plastic bags by 80 percent by 2025. In a kind and benevolent twist, all 28 of them will get to determine how their populace is going to hit that target over the next decade. Danish Green MEP Margrete Auken pushed the legislation through parliament and was quick to pimp her accomplishment has "a historic breakthrough in tackling the pervasive problem of plastic waste." Maybe ol’ Margrete has a point, given that this is the first time in the short history of the union that there are EU-wide binding measures on the issue. Credit to Europe for recognizing the sad reality that every EU citizen used an average of 198 such bags just five short years ago and deciding to band together and do something about the problem……….


- If you’re a marginal NFL defensive back barely hanging on to a roster spot, here’s one thing you don’t want to do with your offseason. Green Bay Packers veteran defensive back Jarrett Bush is scheduled to become a free agent on March 10 and has actually made most of his impact on special teams. He was even voted a special-teams playoff captain by his teammates each of the past four seasons, but is by no means a game-changing player. Well, unless you consider getting arrest early on a Sunday for misdemeanor public intoxication following an incident at Evelyn's Big Italian Restaurant in the downtown area of Vacaville, California to be a game changer. Bush was eventually released with no charges being filed, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good look for a professional athlete to be a part of the mayhem when there’s a fight outside a restaurant and police roll up on the scene to find that athlete liquored up and belligerent. According to the police report, "refused to leave and continued to create a disturbance, and as a result was taken into custody and charged with public intoxication." To Bush’s credit, he seemed to sober up as the night went on and was cooperative with officers after being detained. He got to spend some quality time in Solano County Jail after being booked into the facility at 3:21 a.m. and he exited with the distinction of being the second Packers player to be arrested this offseason. The Packers are a long way from being the Cincinnati Bengals in their heyday when it comes to offseason arrests, but drunk and disorderly conduct and weapons charges and a charge of felony possession of marijuana like those facing defensive tackle Letroy Guion in Florida aren't exactly good for a team’s public image……….


- If your life has reached the point where you’re sneaking around on your hands and knees videotaped naked girls and women in dressing rooms at the mall and selling those videos to porn sites, your life clearly has not gone the way you’d hoped. Such is the existence of Sean Moses, who was arrested and charged with 86 counts of invasion of privacy and one count of child pornography after surveillance video from the King of Prussia Mall outside Philadelphia showed him reaching under doors to videotape women changing in dressing rooms at stores including Forever 21 and Express. According to police, Moses later posted the clips on pornography websites, violating the privacy rights and dignity of ladies of varying ages in the most vile way possible. He clearly has some serious deviancy issues, having also sneaked up to suburban homes and videotaped nude or partially nude women and filmed a 2013 swim meet at Villanova University despite an order from the school to stay away after an unspecified 2002 campus incident. Detectives characterized Moses’ situation as one of the largest invasion-of-privacy cases they've seen in the area and added a new level of skeeviness to the case by revealing that Moses kept a "jail bait" folder on his computer with videos of girls who appeared to be under 18. Radnor Township police Superintendent William Colarulo said his detectives found the videos posted on porn sites and tracked them back to Moses, working to remove the videos from the Internet along the way. "He had such a following on the Internet that his fans would repost his videos as him,” Colarulo said. The investigation began in September when two young women in Bryn Mawr reported seeing a light in their window that turned out to be a camera. Detectives soon found a video unimaginatively and helpfully named "Amazing Brunette and roommate who noticed peep" and included as a description: "When you get caught out of position you ruin what could have been an awesome semester in voyeurism 101." From there, it was just a matter of connecting the perverted dots……….

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