Sunday, March 15, 2015

Grimes explains axing an album, how to get a bear off your back and San Jose Sharks unity


- Raise of hands….who knows where Andorra is and that it’s not actually the name of a character on the old TV show “Bewitched?” In fact, Andorra is a real place and right now, it’s the center of an international financial sh*t storm involving allegations that a bank based there laundered funds for various unsavory groups from China, Russia and Venezuela. Those are three widely despised nations among the rest of the world, but for the right price, it appears Joan Pau Miquel Prats of Banca Privada d'Andorra with launder your dirty money so it comes out clean on the other side. Police in the tiny, landlocked nation ‘twixt Spain and France have arrested the chief executive officer of this shady bank and she will remain in jail until a likely court appearance Monday. Not so coincidentally, this very bank was just five days ago named a "primary money-laundering concern" by the U.S. Treasury Department. Following the announcement, Andorra suspended BPA's board and three members of its management team after taking over the bank and appointing temporary administrators. The news was equally bad for the bank outside the Andorran border as Spain and Panama also took over the bank's units in those countries. Maybe with Switzerland suddenly open to striking accords with neighbors such as Italy to eliminate some of its fabled banking secrecy, Andorran bankers saw an opening and decided to step their corruption game up a notch. Or maybe they were just dishonest, disreputable scumbags from the start and this mess was bound to go up in flames sooner rather than later………


- Way to pull together in the face of adversity and unite behind a common purpose, San Jose Sharks. The are in a bitter fight for a playoff spot in the tough Western Conference, but reaching the NHL postseason that has been a true house of horrors for them over the years seems to be on the back burner for at least two key members of the organization. Sharks center Joe Thornton and general manager Doug Wilson are directing more of their competitive fire toward one another than to any upcoming opponent following offensive remarks Wilson made about Thornton being stripped of his team captaincy because the pressure and stress were too much for him to handle. Questioning an athlete’s competitive integrity or ability to handle pressure are both certified reasons to drop gloves and go and that’s exactly what Thornton wanted to do after hearing what his boss had to say about him. "I think Doug just needs to shut his mouth," Thornton said. "All I've got to say is I've been here every day working hard. I haven't taken a sabbatical. He just needs to stop lying, shut his mouth.” Bam. That’s straight fire, right there. Wilson’s comments came not in an intense interview, but rather when he was bumping his gums in a meeting with about 350 season-ticket holders, "He cares about the game so much. The reason we took the 'C' off him ... Joe carries the weight of the team on his shoulders and he's got such a big heart that when stress comes on him, he lashes out at people and it kind of impacts them,” Wilson said. “"The pressure and stress, I felt, was getting to Joe. And I sat him down and said we need other players to step up and share this.” Worst of all, this drama comes nearly a year after Thornton was stripped of the captaincy last summer, with the Sharks coming off a first-round playoff elimination that came after they blew a 3-0 series lead. Eyes on the prize, fellas………


- Near-death experiences are the mother of invention, right? You nearly get eaten by a giant, angry bear looking to dismember you in under five minutes and maybe it gets the wheels turning on ideas to prevent similar occurrences for yourself and others in the future? Enter former U.S. Marine and current stuntman Billy Lucas, inventor of a new product he believes could both save lives and line his pockets with some extra cash. The standing advice for those who encounter angry bears is to never turn your back on them or try to run because in the end, the bear is going to track you down. Lucas’ own run-in with a bear came while fishing in Montana and it inspired him to create a backpack gadget he has dubbed the "Back Attack Pack," which sprays a torrent of repellent behind its wearer. "One thing I learned in my many years as a stunt man, and even serving as a Marine, is that a human being's instant reaction to any sort of danger, like an explosion, is to turn their body away and expose their backs," he said. "When I researched bear attacks, I was surprised to learn that is what most victims do as well." The Back Attack Pack is a simple bag affixed to a backpack and inside is a canister of bear repellent. A person can yank on a shoulder strap, exposing a cord that sprays out a massive blast of potent pepper spray at the offending bear. Montana-based UDAP Industries manufactures the product and like Lucas, company general manager Tim Lynch believes the device is a last resort in a life-threatening situation. With weather around the country improving and folks having a chance to get outdoors more, the Back Attack Pack is about to enjoy its first full season of market availability and maybe save a life or two……….


- Why, Grimes, why? The Canadian pop singer pulled the plug on what was to be her most recent album and while the smart music fans of the world and those who like songs that are actually good didn’t mind one bit, there is the question of whether an artist really did ditch an entire album based simply on fan reaction to an early single released from the project. Grimes, knowing it would be bad for her look as an artist if she really bailed on an album because social media users said nasty things about her crappy track, is denying those claims about the still-in-the-works successor to her 2012 album “Visions.” The single in question, “Go,” is a collaboration with Blood Diamonds which was originally written for Rihanna and in general, if a process and artificial act like Rihanna is turning down a song, it’s not exactly the “Let It Be” for a new generation. In response to the theory of why she axed her new material, Grimes wrote in a blog post that it was about her view of the songs, not those of her fans. "The album was scrapped cuz it was depressing and I didn't want to tour it," she wrote. "I may release it one day. I throw out music all the time, i have almost 1000 gigs of unreleased music on my hard drive. I just want the next album to be as good as possible.” Super, but not believable. Suggesting that “Go” was never going to be on the album and was merely released as a thank you to fans patiently waiting for the new album is also a lame and transparent ploy. But hey, the blog post did alert fans to the fact that Grimes is “really not that sad or insecure of a person,” so at least we all learned something here……….

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