Monday, March 09, 2015

SWAC women's basketball rocks, movie news and Girl Scouts peddling goods in abandoned warehouses


- Congrats to the Southern and Texas Southern women’s basketball teams. Before this weekend, no one knew who any of you were or cared the least bit about your season finale to decide the Southwest Conference women's basketball regular-season title. Now, the whole world knows about you and is looking in your direction, even if it’s for all of the wrong reasons. These two bastions of competitive integrity were battling for the SWAC crown in an intense game when the sh*t hit the ceiling in a big way. With Southern leading 51-49, Texas Southern's Miracle Davis took a charge and what happened from there is the stuff of legends. "I just saw two kids standing up looking at each other and someone else push and yell," Southern coach Sandy Pugh said. "One of their kids throws the first punch and one of our kids was on the ground and someone was just pounding her. Next thing I know it was a melee." And a melee it was, with players, cheerleaders, fans and security guards all in the middle of a scrum-tastic display that saw punches thrown and officials ultimately decide to end the game immediately as a double forfeit. The league's official Twitter feed said the score would stand and the teams would share the regular-season title with 16-2 records, although simply disqualifying both for the entire year and ending their seasons immediately would have been just fine too. For some odd reason, Pugh wasn’t proud of what her team had accomplished. "I've been involved with basketball for 30-plus years and I've never seen anything like this. It's an embarrassment,” she said. Sure, because Southern missed out in its chance to enter the SWAC tournament as the No. 1 seed and had to look on in terror as TSU's Alexus Johnson had t be held back by security to prevent her from bum-rushing the Southern locker room to continue the brawl………


- It’s amazing how much better people feel about public transportation when it’s new, shiny and opening up for the first time after a one-year delay. Generally, the level of disdain for any manner of public transport is high on account of it being some combination of: crowded, unreliable, dirty, smelly and dangerous. But throw the doors open on a new method of public transportation one year after it was supposed to open and you can watch people flock to it in droves, lining up for their chance to plunk down a few zlotys to jam into an underground tube. Such was the scene over the weekend in Poland, where thousands of Warsaw residents took their first rides on the Polish capital's second subway line, just over a year later than expected. The 4-mile opened Sunday and runs under the Vistula river, linking the eastern Praga district with downtown and western districts. Like so many public works projects around the world since the dawn of humanity, it took longer to complete than expecting, taking five years to build and costing some 4.2 billion zlotys ($1.1 billion). This happy day was suppose to take place in the fall of 2013, but it was put on pause on account of the discovery of buried, unexploded World War II explosives and a major water leakage that flooded a nearly-finished station. After those problems were overcome, the M2 line slogged onward in pursuit of improving public transport for Warsaw's 1.8 residents. Its importance was heightened in recent weeks thanks to the unexpected closing three weeks ago of a major bridge that was damaged by a fire. In other words, getting around Warsaw to find the best pierogies is much more difficult these days, but help is finally here…….


- A weak-ass weekend at the box office led to a yawner of a race for the top spot, with newcomer “Chappie” ultimately winning thanks to a so-so $13.3 million opening. Maybe studios will figure out some day that movies featuring Hugh Jackman and fighting robots aren't a recipe for big money, given this low number and the returns for “Real Steel,” but that day doesn’t appear to have arrived just yet. Last weekend’s earnings champ, “Focus,” dropped to second place with $10 million and has banked $34.5 million domestically in its first two weeks. The second new movie in the top 10 was “The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel,” which bowed to $8.6 million and third place. “Kingsman: The Secret Service” ranked fourth with $8.3 million and inched to the verge of the $100 million mark with $98 million in domestic money in four weeks of release. “The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water” kept swimming to the tune of fifth place in its fifth weekend, adding $7.1 million to its coffers for a total of $148.9 million and counting after a month in theaters. The free-falling “Fifty Shades of Grey” dipped another 49 percent to sixth place and $5.6 million for the frame. In four weeks, the house wife porn epic has scored $156.4 million. Seventh place went to “McFarland, USA” in its third weekend, with a $5.3 million effort and a $29.4 million bank roll in those three weeks. There isn't much life left in “The Lazarus Effect,” which might need some CPR if it continues to trend downward as quickly as it did this weekend. With a 50-percent dip in income, it managed a mere $5.1 million and has just $17.4 million through two weeks. “The DUFF” kept underwhelming with its $4.9 million weekend and it has a scant $26.1 million in three weeks of work. The bomb of the week was the Vince Vaughn comedy flop “Unfinished Business.” Unless a $4.8 million opening is what Fox had in mind for a movie with a $35 million budget, let’s go ahead and call this one a failure. “American Sniper” (No. 11), “Still Alice” (No. 12) and “Hot Tub Time Machine 2” all dropped out from last weekend’s top 10……….


- How many action movies, spy movies and TV dramas make use of the rusty, abandoned warehouse as a scene for shady characters to set up their base of operations, torture and interrogate captives and stash illicit goods and dirty money? That’s precisely what a New Hampshire Girl Scout troop is doing, albeit with slightly more altruistic motives. Troop 12115 in Salem is like so many other sash-wearing, badge-earning groups of fresh-faced girls around the nation, engaging in the Girl Scouts’ annual cookie sale that capitalizes on Americans inability to eschew healthy foods and fascination with gluttony by moving mountains of Mint Milanos and piles of Do-Si-Do’s. What makes Troop 12115 different is that these scouts are selling cookies at a vacant warehouse property and have set up a drive-thru operation to maximize efficiency and selling power. Going big is a necessity because troop leaders had the audacity to set their goals at 5,000 boxes for the drive, meaning that drive-thru will need to be busier than the window at McDonald’s around lunchtime on a weekday in order to make sure that number is hit. But can you really put a number on scouts learning invaluable business lessons and people skills while simultaneously showing a complete disregard for the health and well-being of a nation that needs more celery sticks and less fudge bars in its daily diet? Keep contributing to America’s obesity epidemic, Girl Scouts, because lord knows it will still be there for many future generations of scouts to take advantage of in their quest to raise money and further the mission of their organization, whatever the hell it may be…………

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