Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Lady pimps with reality show dreams, have Wu-Tang as your mentor and NBA playoff spite


- Too many players and executives in professional sports make remarks, realize their words offended someone and decide to meekly back down because of the resulting uproar against their sentiments. Toronto Raptors general manager Masai Ujiri isn't joining that parade of mild-mannered weaklings, at least not this time. Last we saw Ujiri, he was showing up at a rally outside Game 1 of the Raptors’ first-round series against Brooklyn and dropping a nice, loud F-bomb on the opposing Nets. Ujiri bellowed  "F--- Brooklyn!" at a fan rally outside Air Canada Centre prior to the April 19 game and shortly after the incident, he offered a sort of mea culpa, saying, You know how I feel. ... I don't like 'em," while apologizing for his language. Time doesn’t seem to have softened that stance and if anything, Ujiri sounds like a man who’s had time to consider what he did and realize that he should be damn proud of it. "Trust me, I ain't taking that back," Ujiri said during a speech to a Canadian basketball forum. "I hope we play them again. I'll say it again." He got some laughs from the audience, but seemed to be genuine about wanting another shot at the Nets. Right now, the third-seeded Raptors (38-25) hold a 12-game lead over the Nets (25-36) in the Atlantic Division standings and the Nets are going to have to make up a lot of ground merely to earn a playoff spot of any kind. It would also help if the Raptors would stop their free fall down the Eastern Conference standings and regain a top-two spot so Brooklyn wouldn’t have to climb so high in the rankings just to earn that rematch……..


- Did you enjoy your evening of mayhem, Ireland? Yes, most nights could be construed as  mayhem in certain cities, no names mentioned Dublin, but Tuesday night was particularly interesting because of the unexpected actions of a top Irish court. The court pulled a fast one by declaring a key aspect of the country's anti-narcotics laws illegal, temporarily legalizing the possession of many street stimulants and hallucinogens. A short window legalizing ganja, mushrooms, LSD and the like may not sound like much, but a window is a window and even if the government cautioned drug dealers that, despite the ruling, they would be arrested if caught by police dealing drugs overnight. Health Minister Leo Varadkar nearly broke his ankles trying to jump out in front of this potential train wreck as the government scrambled to close the surprise loophole with an emergency late-night bill. Those who took advantage of the night of (relative) freedom can thank Ireland's Court of Appeal, which ruled that an executive order outlawing more than 100 drugs was unconstitutional because lawmakers had not voted in support of the measure. The case before the court saw justices rule in favor of a man convicted in 2012 of possessing a drug that the government had placed on its outlawed substances list the previous year. Getting over on the government thanks to a technicality is one of the wonderful quirks of any legal system, but when that quirk leads to an opening to legally peddle all manner of illegal substances on the street for a few hours of bliss, then the world is a more interesting place for it………..


- This new trend of artists trying to offer perks and benefits to fans to provide financial support for their new project is really catching on. First, has-been girl group TLC’s two living members dangled sleepovers, artifacts from the group’s past and other chances to connect with them in exchange for fans who chipped off a few dollars toward their Kickstarter campaign for their new album. Now, a couple artists of much bigger musical stature are reaching out in the same way as they look to fund a documentary on one of their respective, iconic rap releases. Raekwon and Ghostface Killah are offering fans who give them money for a documentary on Raekwon's classic 1995 debut album “Only Built 4 Cuban Linx” the chance to send in a mixtape of their own that the duo will then critically evaluate and provide feedback on. The Wu-Tang Clan rappers. The documentary, titled “The Purple Tape Files,” will feature interviews with people throughout the music industry who will talk about the album and its impact not only on music, but popular culture as well. Unlike TLC, Raekwon and Ghostface are going with Fanbacked, which is a poor man’s copy of Kickstarter. Through the site, the pair are offering fans a number of perks, ranging from a sticker for a $5 contribution to a symbolic producer’s credit on the film for a mere $10,000. The chance to have your mixtape reviewed won’t come cheap and it depends on how many songs you want reviewed. The price tag is $200 per track, which seems steep, but when you consider a chance to make a name for yourself amongst a crowded landscape of MCs, what is price? "I will sit down and review the track submitted," Raekwon wrote on the crowdfunding page. "Then we'll open up our PERSONAL studios to our favorite artists from the auditions to host a recording session and work with YOU on how to improve that sound and make something iconic." Now is your chance, would be rap stars, so act now……….


- There are delusional kooks among us, world. Sometimes these fools are harmless and do little more than make asses of themselves while spewing their nonsensical views out into the world. Other times, they inject gallons of industrial-grade silicone into women’s asses and kill those women before declaring themselves to be the "Michelangelo of buttocks injections" who is also the ruler of their own "Madamic" kingdom with dreams of conquering the world. Enter former Philadelphia madam Padge-Victoria Windslowe, who was convicted of third-degree murder after her black-market "body sculpting" led to a dancer's death. Windslowe’s delusions of grandeur also include a crush on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu – seriously, Netanyahu? – and her most realistic dream of the bunch, starring in her own reality TV show. Most of her claims came in letters she sent while under a gag order by the judge in her case. The murder conviction involved the death of dancer Claudia Aderotimi, who sought to have her butt enhanced on the cheap and allowed Windslowe to inject her with nearly a half-gallon of silicone. The ex-madam said during the trial that she did similar work on thousands of women, which seems to indict either her grasp on reality, her math skills or both. In the end, you can argue that anyone dumb enough to allow a lady pimp with no medical training and a firm belief that she has her own kingdom on Earth to inject silicon into their body in God only knows what shady, filthy back room locale can't really expect a good outcome, but thankfully this sham of a medical practice has officially been shuttered………

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