Thursday, October 03, 2013

Derrick Rose will truck his mom, Playboy gets people fired and "Dance Bitch" breaks big


- Spaniards have never been known for their punctuality. Theirs is a culture full of life, energy, color….and showing up an hour late to everything and believing they’re still on time. It’s why no one should consider it a big deal that will take Spain 144 years to complete what is known as one of the most intricate and ornate works of architecture on Earth. Antoni Gaudi's La Sagrada Familia, the iconic emblem of Barcelona, Spain, has remained a) unfinished and b) one of Europe's most popular tourist attractions for many years. It still isn’t finished, but a work that began in 1882 at least has a projected completion date. That date isn’t for another 13 years, but now the world can look forward with great anticipation to 2026, when the cathedral will (allegedly) be finished. The foundation that supports the facility has produced a video that combines helicopter footage with 3D animation, showing how the basilica will appear when the cranes are finally taken down. The video allows viewers to see a rendering depicting the current main cupola rising along with several new spires and an entire new façade, all seeming to appear out of thin air. The president of the committee in charge of finishing the building vowed it would be completed in full for the centenary of Gaudi's death in 1926, when the work was only a quarter finished. Gaudi himself was never in a huge rush to get to building done and the man known as “God’s architect” once famously said of the basilica, “my client is in no hurry.” Not everyone is a huge fan of La Sagrada Familia and George Orwell wrote in his memoir of the Spanish Civil War that the basilica was “one of the most hideous buildings in the world.” Good architecture always has its haters………


- Keep “Breaking Bad” alive, BITCH! Fans clearly weren't ready to see Walter White die or their favorite series go the way of the dinosaurs when the final episode of the cult favorite drama aired Sunday night and while a spin-off for one of the show’s characters (Saul) is in the works, that may not be enough to satiate the meth-fueled desires of “Bad” fans. Maybe the next great creative effort from one of the show’s stars, Aaron Paul, can help. Paul played Jesse Pinkman on the series and unquestionably made the role his own largely by uttering the word “B*tch” more times in five seasons than any character has in any show at any time, no matter how long it aired. While there are countless YouTube compilations of Paul’s many utterances of the word, getting creative with it always counts for a little something extra and that’s exactly what Jesse Pinkman fans can have thanks to the new club/dance track “Dance Bitch.” The track, crafted by the digitally adept hands of Tom Neville and Zen Freeman, features Paul uttering an EDM take on his infamous catchphrase from the show. It’s profanity like you’ve never quite heard it before and the chance to dance to a song inspired by a show propelled by blue meth and a crazed madman making the drug while facing his own mortality is both bizarre and somewhat cool. “Dance Bitch” sounds nothing like Badfinger’s “Baby Blue,” which producers chose as the last song to air in the series finale. Picking a 42-year-old song from a relatively obscure British band was a solid choice for a show that always managed to stay a few shades different than the norm……..


- You gotta fight…..for your right…..to take your clothes off and have desperate, pervy strangers ogle your rack in the privacy of their dimly lit basement. Kasson, Minn. resident and wannabe porn star Jessica Zelinske embodies this lesson and it’s why she is suing her employer after claiming she was wrongfully fired for posing for Playboy, according to a complaint filed in Dodge County on Tuesday. According to court documents, Zelinske applied for a casting-call session with Playboy Magazine in January of 2011. She and her exhibitionist ways were accepted and Zelinske was slotted for a photo session on April 14-15 in Chicago. Before heading off to take her clothes off, Zelinske said she asked her supervisor at Charter Communications if posing for Playboy would violate the employee handbook or compromise her employment with Charter. She allegedly received permission to do the shoot and it went off without a hitch. Playboy told her pictures would be published in the August edition of the magazine. After it hit news stands, Zelinske said she was informed that her decision to pose nude in Playboy violated Charter’s common decency and conduct policy. She was summarily fired and her life went the wrong direction quickly – at least according to her lawsuit. The suit claims she’s suffered damages of more than $50,000 because of her termination. That’s probably why she is also claiming intentional infliction of emotional distress, saying the act of breaking that promise and firing her after saying her job would be safe was extreme and outrageous. For that egregious offense, she is asking for a minimum of $100,000 in damages for a total haul of $150,000. For its part, Charter is declining comment while insisting that it complies fully with all applicable employment law and denies any wrongdoing………


- Derrick Rose has been questioned by nearly everyone when it comes to his über-slow comeback from torn ACL. He missed the entire 2012-13 season despite routinely practicing with his team and working out in full view of fans and media on the court before games. Rose held out on his return to the court and his toughness was questioned because of it. Now that another NBA season is beginning, Rose will (allegedly) be ready for the start of the season and he wants everyone to know that he has his mental toughness firmly intact. "I'm a guy where whoever's on the court I'm going to go at them," Rose said. "If it's my teammates, it could be my mom on the court, she's going to get killed. I could care less who [is out there]. For me, I'm just trying to build that mentality where I don't care who's out there, I'm going to play the same way." Yes, he vowed to off his mom if Mrs. Rose is standing between her son and the basket in crunch time. Telling everyone you’re ready to play again after a catastrophic injury is one thing, but promising to truck mom if she tries to check you late in a close game is quite another. Rose made it clear he is physically ready to roll as well, knee and all. "I'm ready," he said. "I'm just ready to go out there and play. Every day I'm getting stronger, I haven't had any setbacks. I'm just looking forward to the day where I step on the court." As such, pay no mind to the fact that he sat out of the scrimmaging portion of Monday's practice for what Bulls head coach Tom Thibodeau called "planned rest.” Both Rose and the team have said he will be on the floor for Saturday night’s preseason opener against Indiana. Thibodeau said Rose looked "great" in Wednesday's practice and Rose said he supported the team’s decision to give him rest earlier in the week because he “wasn’t going to fight it” when it comes to trying to do every last thing he can on the court with the rest of his team…….


- Greenland caribou are in a tough spot….namely because they have fewer spots to be these days. According to a new study, melting Arctic ice has led to fewer and fewer caribou being born even as the population's mortality rate is higher. A changing climate and melting ice have impacted the timing of plant growth, which in turn has affected the animal's lifestyles and resulted in a lower production rate of caribou calves. Eric Post, a Penn State University professor of biology, has studied the local plant growth and its effect on the number of caribou calf births for two decades – mostly to pull chicks. His success in that area has not been documented, but what he’s learned about caribou has. "I initially was interested simply in determining how closely timed the calving season was to the onset of vegetation green-up," Post said. "Without a thought as to how this relationship might be affected by climate change." During his research, plants have begun growing earlier in the year, but caribou births have not followed the same pattern. "Until this study, identifying the environmental driver of this change has been the biggest challenge, one that we're getting a better understanding of now that we have more years of data," Post added, noting the decrease in sea-ice coverage has been linked to higher temperatures in the Arctic inland. "We therefore hypothesized that sea-ice decline was involved in local warming and the associated advancement of the growing season for plants at the study site, and so we set out to test that hypothesis." Earlier plant growth means earlier reaching of peak plant nutrition, making the plants less nutritious by the time the hungry caribou arrive to eat them. None of this is good news for caribou, but the positive development here is that declining literacy rates for caribou have left most of the herd unable to read any of this bad news…….

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