Wednesday, October 16, 2013

17-hour marathons, British kooks storm Buckingham Palace and underwater wireless networks


- This is a new low, even for terrible new comedies on network television. Networks axe new shows all the time, often before they reach the midway point of their first season, but preemptively pulling the plug on a show already in production is original. Fox’s new series “Us & Them,” a remake of the British series “Gavin & Stacey,” is not going to have a long and productive run on the air. After originally ordering 13 episodes of the remake, Fox has now decided it only wants the six episodes that have already been filmed. None of the episodes has aired, but Fox is convinced that it doesn’t need to see any more. What’s great about the decision is that the network hasn’t officially canceled the series, but it has let all of the cast members know that they are free to take new jobs. It’s the television equivalent of telling your girlfriend you don’t want to break up, but you want to see other people. So why is the show being canceled so quickly? Sources close to the show say Fox is concerned that the "tone" of the series does not compliment the edgier feel of its other new sitcoms, but intends to air the half-dozen completed episodes early next year. It’s tough to blame the show’s premature failure on its executive producers, as series creators James Corden and Ruth Jones have served as executive producers on the remake and Fox had to know what it was getting when it green-lit the project. Alexis Bledel (“Gilmore Girls”) and Jason Ritter (“Parenthood”) are/were the stars of the show, filling the roles made famous by Joanna Page and Mat Horne. Other than relocating the setting for the show from Billericay and Barry Island to New York and small town Pennsylvania and tweaking a few character names, not much has changed as the show makes its way across the Atlantic Ocean………


- The Tampa Bay Buccaneers may be one of only three winless teams in the NFL after Week 6 of the season, but coach Greg Schiano has a strong message for the fans who loudly booed him as he left the field Sunday. Despite a chorus of well-deserved boos raining down upon him following the 31-20 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, Schiano wants the masses to know that his team is on the way up. "The only thing I can say to the fans is, if they can hang in there, we're going to be good," Schiano said. "If they can't, we're still going to be good, and they're welcome back. I'm not being smart; I mean that." In some sense, the controlling, overbearing second-year coach is correct. The Buccaneers will be good, although it will probably be once they fire Schiano and bring in another coach. The next coach probably won't have a public feud with the franchise quarterback, leading to said quarterback being benched, shopped around the league and ultimately released less than two years removed from his best season and while still in his mid-20s. Schiano famously had his battle with former Bucs quarterback Josh Freeman, who was cut by the team and signed with the Minnesota Vikings. Amidst Schiano’s insistence that all is well with his squad, he and general manager Mark Dominik said the team "would welcome" an investigation into how Freeman's status in the NFL's substance-abuse program was leaked to the media. Oh, and there is also the growing MRSA epidemic in the team’s training room, with the NFL Players Association involved after three infection in recent weeks. Hell, even a member of a man band (Backstreet Men pop-and-locker Nick Carter) is calling for Schiano to be fired. "At the end of the game, I'm disappointed just like they are," Schiano said. "I understand anything and everything that's disappointment. The fact that our fans care as much as they do, I think that's awesome. When we get it turned around, it's going to be really special." Sadly, the turnaround is something Schiano will have to witness as a bystander next season or beyond……


- How many times have you been diving deep beneath the ocean and thought, “Dammit, I need to check my bank balance or get directions to Jimmy’s soccer game on Saturday,” only to realize there is no wireless signal ‘neath the rushing waters above? The problem perplexes all mankind and thankfully, University at Buffalo researchers are working to fix it. Tommaso Melodia, UB associate professor of electrical engineering and the project's lead researcher, is heading up an effort to develop deep-sea Internet. If it materializes, the technological breakthrough could lead to improvements in tsunami detection, offshore gas exploration, pollution monitoring and even surveillance. "A submerged wireless network will give us an unprecedented ability to collect and analyze data from our oceans in real time,” Melodia said. "Making this information available to anyone with a smartphone or computer, especially when a tsunami or other type of disaster occurs, could help save lives." The professor and a team of his students plan to present their findings at the nonstop rager known as the 8th annual International Conference on Underwater Networks & Systems, to be held Nov. 11-13 in Taiwan. Their research is based on the idea that radio waves, which transmit data via satellites and antennae on land, work poorly underwater. Agencies such as the United States Navy and National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration use sound wave-based techniques to communicate underwater, but tsunami sensors on the sea floor and acoustic waves converted to radio waves don’t work for everyone on a wider scale. These systems also have trouble sharing data because each of them tends to have a different infrastructure. Melodia’s system would transmit data from existing and planned underwater sensor networks to laptops, smartphones and other wireless devices in real time. He recently tested the system in Lake Erie, a few miles south of downtown Buffalo. With help from two doctoral candidates in his lab, the professor dropped two 40-pound sensors into the water. One of the students then typed a command into a laptop and seconds later, a series of high-pitched chirps ricocheted off a nearby concrete wall, proving that the test worked. If the setup is proven on a larger scale, it could assist in tasks such as linking together buoy networks that detect tsunamis, collecting oceanographic data and monitoring pollution……..


- There are too many kooks wandering around London lately. Those kooks are finding their way to Buckingham Palace with increasing frequency and an incident at the queen’s royal residence on Monday is the latest example. British police arrested a man carrying a knife as he tried to enter at through the main North-Centre gate at the front of the building. Proving that he wasn’t exactly a sophisticated evildoer intent on harming the queen, the man simply attempted to stroll through the gate and was arrested at around 11:30 a.m. He was searched and found to be in possession of a knife, which was seized, after which he was arrested on suspicion of trespassing on a protected site and possession of an offensive weapon. While this particular weirdo remains in custody at a London police station, his arrest is the second security scare at Queen Elizabeth’s main residence in little over a month. In early September, a man was found in the palace having scaled a fence to get into the grounds. He was found to be working with a second man on an attempted theft and was arrested for burglary, trespass and criminal damage, while his cohort was arrested outside the palace on suspicion of conspiracy to commit burglary. Perhaps on edge because of the incident, Prince Andrew, the second-oldest son of Britain’s queen, was challenged by armed officers in the gardens of Buckingham Palace less than 48 hours later. None of this incidents reached the severity of Michael Fagan’s famed 1982 break-in, which ended with Fagan being arrested after wandering around the palace and sitting down on Queen Elizabeth’s bed for a chat with Her Highness before he was apprehended by security. Mix in the guilty plea of David Belmar, who admitted to trespassing and possession of a bladed article for Monday’s bit of drama and told the police that he wanted to see the queen and was "not happy" about his benefits and it’s becoming clear that it might be time for the queen to get a low-key flop house somewhere and lay low for a while……..


- The Chicago Marathon went off without a hitch on Sunday – even if it took a little longer than expected. Normally, a man taking 17 hours to finish a 26.2-mile race is not only a problem, it’s a non-starter. Most marathons close their course after six hours on the assumption that anyone who can't finish in that window shouldn’t be running. Venezuelan native Maickel Melamed is the exception to this rule and not only did no one have a problem with him taking three-fourths of a day to complete the course, he was cheered wildly for it. Melamed, 38, suffers from muscular dystrophy. He was unquestionably the last person in any age group to finish the marathon, doing so with a support team that included a physical therapist, trainer, coach and volunteers who encourage him. When he finally crossed the finish line, his physical fatigue didn’t obscure his excitement over completing the race. "Because I can do it. That's the point. If you can do something, you discover you can do it, and then you have to do it," Melamed said. Chicago was Melamed’s third marathon, but he said afterward that it was his most challenging because unlike race officials in New York and Berlin, Chicago organizers insisted he use the sidewalks, rather than the streets. "We have to go up and down. It's not flat at all. My muscles were weakened in a way," he explained. His race began early in the morning with the thousands of other runners who took to the streets, but his was the only one that continued through the afternoon, evening and into the night. His message is one of human dignity and teamwork, Melamed added. He expressed appreciation for the fans who showed up to cheer and challenged them to step their game up and run a marathon. "When you cross the finish line, you think, 'I can do anything in life,'" Melamed concluded. Next on his agenda is the Tokyo Marathon in February and then on to Boston to run as a tribute to the 2013 marathon bombing victims……….

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