Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Rashida Jones v. Instagram whores, BART drama in the Bay Area and Brunei goes sharia soon


-  Get your keg stands and Irish car bombs in now, Brunei, because next year that sort of behavior is going to be a big problem in your country. The oil-rich nation, which has all of its power concentrated with the monarchy and does not hold elections, will enforce sharia criminal law next year. The Islamic kingdom's sultan, Hassanal Bolkiah, announced the decision on Tuesday. The news should be very exciting for everyone in Brunei who is a fan of punishments that include stoning to death for adultery and flogging for drinking alcohol. Bolkiah, one of the world's wealthiest people, has presided over a shift to more conservative Islam and anti-sedition laws in recent years. "It is because of our need that Allah the Almighty, in all his generosity, has created laws for us, so that we can utilise them to obtain justice," Bolkiah said. He also holds the post of prime minister, so there is no going over his head to argue against the move. Those looking for the sunny side of this mess can rest (not really) assured that many crimes under the new code have a high burden of proof. Ultimately, sharia court judges would have discretion over punishments, which could also include amputations for theft. The process of implementing sharia law has been ongoing in Brunei for several years. Previously, the sultan has said that sharia criminal law should be established to work alongside the country's civil law more prominently. In the small, yet rich kingdom, Islamic teachings are enforced more sternly than Malaysia and Indonesia, the other majority Muslim countries in Southeast Asia. The sale of alcohol is banned and evangelism by other religions is strictly forbidden. However, these legal changes may not be the best idea with Brunei’s oil reserves set to run out in about two decades and the government working on a strategy to promote development in sectors such as tourism, halal products and manufacturing. Brunei is clearly underestimating foreigners’ love of booze……..


- Maybe it’s the bitterness of knowing that his team was about to rank third in the first BCS standings of the year, perhaps it’s the disappointment of not blowing out an inferior opponent…or maybe Oregon defensive coordinator Nick Aliotti just has a perpetual red ass that keeps him angry and chaffed all the time. Whatever the cause, Aliotti was bent after the Washington State Cougars threw a record-breaking 89 passes Saturday night in the Ducks' 62-38 win. His rage boiled over because Cougars quarterback Connor Halliday set a Football Bowl Subdivision record for pass attempts with 89 and was still chucking the ball with his team down four scores late in the game. Aliotti called it "low class" move by Washington State coach (and noted pirate lover) Mike Leach. "I am kind of stunned he would keep his quarterback and crew in there,'' Aliotti said. "They want stats, they got stats. But we got the most important stat, and that's the 'W,' and we are happy about that.'' Factually, Aliotti is correct. Down 55-24 at the start of the fourth quarter, Halliday made 28 more passes to break a 15-year-old FBS record set by Drew Brees with Purdue -- by six attempts. A cynic might argue something insane like Washington State trying to compete, playing the same way it always plays and doing what any team should do in a game, but Aliotti was having none of it. "That's total (B.S.) that he threw the ball at the end of the game like he did,'' Aliotti said, referring to Leach. "And you can print that and you can send it to him, and he can comment, too. I think it's low class and it's (B.S.) to throw the ball when the game is completely over against our kids that are basically our scout team.'' For the night, Halliday completed 58 of 89 passes total for 557 yards and four touchdowns for Washington State. The Cougars did not run the ball in the fourth quarter, but again, a squad down 31 points typically does more throwing because, ya know, it’s a quicker way to move the ball and score points………


- BlackBerry is still going downhill at a breakneck page, but at least the former king of the cellphone world is still trying. The troubled tech company has resumed the rollout of its BlackBerry Messenger (BBM) apps for iOS and Android devices one month after a badly botched launch attempt. That, however, is only part of the story. Downloading the apps is possible, but users may need to wait for the official green light to use them. Those who signed up for email notifications about BBM in September will be able to start using the apps immediately, according to BlackBerry executive Andrew Bocking, but everyone else will be asked to submit their email address the first time they open the apps and then wait for their spot in the activation queue to come up. An email from BlackBerry will notify users when they have reached the front of the line (which probably won't be that long because no one uses BBM anymore) and can begin using the app on their device. It may be an odd way to roll out a new product, but maybe it will work better than last’s month’s train wreck of a release, when at least 1 million Android users downloaded an unreleased version of BBM from file-sharing sites that "caused issues" with the official client. After that debacle, BlackBerry withdrew both the Android and the iOS versions of the client from app stores and began overhauling its systems to prevent similar situations in the future. Four weeks later, BBM is trying again and with the smartphone side of its business on life support, BlackBerry needs this launch to go well. Last month, the company had to own up to  $1 billion in unsold inventory of its latest Z10 devices and fend off rumors that it was planning to spin off BBM as a new subsidiary. Even BBM has struggled to win the fight against rivals as WhatsApp, although launching BBM on iOS and Android should help a bit. Outside of the loyal, hardcore BlackBerry user base, the company’s devices and apps continue to be increasingly marginalized in the tech world and nothing on the horizon seems destined to change that……..


- BART is back on track. A brief, yet nasty work stoppage for Bay Area Regional Transit workers came to an end early Tuesday when union and transit officials announced a tentative deal. The agreement ended a four-day strike that caused travel headaches for  400,000 commuters. Des Patten, president of the BART professional chapter of Service Employees International Union, confirmed that the deal includes wage increases and work rule changes that allow for innovation and input from workers. It also addresses two primary concerns of the striking workers, namely their safety and passenger safety. The agreement represents a "new path in terms of our partnership with workers," BART general manager Grace Crunican said. "We compromised to get to this place as did our union members." With a tentative deal in place, some trains in the nation's fifth-largest commuter rail system returned to service at 6 a.m. Tuesday. Talks to terminate the stoppage resumed Monday and not a moment too soon if the frustrations expressed by commuters over the weekend are any indication. A federal mediator got involved in the talks late in the weekend and was able to facilitate discussion between the two sides over rules governing implementation of new technology and safety-related issues. By the time face-to-face negotiations resumed about 2:30 p.m. Monday, the two sides were much closer to a deal. While negotiations slogged onward, traffic in and out of the city on he San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge was backed up for miles. The situation grew so desperate that the Metropolitan Transportation Commission began offering $5 gift cards for Peet's Coffee and Tea to drivers willing to pick up passengers at "casual carpool" locations near the bridge. Stranded commuters used social media to solicit or offer rides to and from downtown. Thankfully, everyone can now go back to ignoring one another on the train every morning and evening…….


- Rashida Jones wants the Instagram flirts of Hollywood to kick things down a notch with their scorching online selfies. With Kim Kardashian’s nonstop attention whorish ways and her revealing Instagram selfie of last week, Jones – solidly attractive in her own right – has reached her breaking point and took to Twitter to plead for famous folks of all kinds to ramp down the over-sexification of their social media accounts. "This week's celeb news takeaway: she who comes closest to showing the actual inside of her (private parts) is most popular," Jones wrote. "#stopactinglikewhores." While no names were named and no Twitter handles were affixed to the message, it was clearly aimed at pop creations such as Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga and Britney Spears. Jones’ comments are nothing new and the likes of Annie Lennox and Sinead O'Connor have both expressed similar sentiments of late. Perhaps realizing that her remarks could be construed as a direct frontal attack on some of the biggest names in Hollywood, Jones then backpedaled with subsequent tweets suggesting that she was only looking out for impressionable young women and girls and didn’t mean to attack any one person for how they chose to depict themselves. "There is a whole generation of young women watching," Jones later tweeted. "Sure, be SEXY but leave something to the imagination. Let me clarify. I don't shame ANYone for anything they choose to do with their lives or bodies…BUT I think we ALL need to take a look at what we are accepting as 'the norm.'” Ever the comedian, she later tried to turn the focus back to the lighter side with a tweet that read, "Also, calling on all men to show me dat ass." Well played, R………

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