Sunday, October 27, 2013

Tasmanian devils, pimping moms and soccer Nazis


- Reality TV attention whore/actress Julianne Hough is extremely ignorant, extremely stupid, an outright liar – or perhaps all three. Hough is the latest public figure to fall victim to the ol’ “dress up for Halloween as your favorite character who happens to be black and paint your face to look like them in an incredibly offensive display of outdated racism” trick. Hough (allegedly) thought she was doing nothing more than repping her favorite character in the Netflix prison series “Orange Is the New Black” for a Halloween party when she donned an outfit comprised of an orange jumpsuit and blackface makeup. Her story is that her costume was styled after actress Uzo Aduba's inmate Crazy Eyes on the show and in her defense, she did rock a very fitting nametag with Crazy Eyes’ moniker scrawled on it. However, Hough’s outfit quickly made its way online and spread across social media platforms, where people weren't exactly feeling her attempted tribute to a fictional television inmate. That led Hough’s publicist, er, Hough herself to issue a carefully crafted apology for the incident. "I am a huge fan of the show Orange is the New black, actress Uzo Aduba, and the character she has created. It certainly was never my intention to be disrespectful or demeaning to anyone in any way. I realize my costume hurt and offended people and I truly apologize," Hough said. As for “Orange is the New Black,” Netflix renewed the Jenji Kohan-created series for a 13-episode second season back in June and Hough will next be seen (theoretically sans blackface) alongside Russell Brand in Diablo Cody's latest film, “Paradise,” which opened in limited release on Oct. 19……..


- LinkedIn remains the most boring social networking site around, but perhaps this will add some intrigue. After debuting its new Intro functionality, launched by CEO Jeff Weiner earlier this week, LinkedIn is clearly hoping to make its business networking services more mobile-friendly. That’s actually not the interesting part, not if worries that the changes will make LinkedIn more attractive to hackers prove accurate. Multiple online security firms expressed immediate concerns that LinkedIn is essentially putting up a neon sign asking hackers to take their best shot. James Lyne, Global Head of Security Research for anti-malware company Sophos, wrote in a blog posting that LinkedIn has "put up a big sign advertising to cyber criminals, nation states and others 'Hack here, we've got loads of juicy data.’” Intro links into Apple's iOS native e-mail application and works by reconfiguring a user’s email to proxy through LinkedIn servers. Yes, that means funneling important emails through specific servers that hackers will be well aware of and inspired to target. By redirecting those emails, LinkedIn will be able to insert a banner that appears to be integrated with the application natively. That makes LinkedIn a middleman for users’ email services and this opens up all manner of tantalizing possibilities for seedy souls around the Internet. Julie Inouye, LinkedIn's corporate communications director, insisted the company has taken extensive security and privacy precautions. "We take the privacy and security of our members' data very seriously and have taken a thoughtful approach to ensure we've put the right security precautions in place for the LinkedIn Intro product," Inouye said. She went on to lay out the security features, including isolating the Intro environment as a separate high security segment from the rest of LinkedIn systems and retaining an outside vendor to review the code dealing with transmission of credentials and handling email content……..


- Nice try, Manchester United. The world’s most famous soccer club is also the world’s biggest bunch of closeted racists – or so it would appear after a Swastika-style logo appeared on a weekly email sent to fans. Club officials have launched an internal investigation and vowed to find out who is responsible for an email headed by a logo in the shape of the infamous Nazi emblem formed by the words “New Order.” The logo appeared atop an email with the same title. Given that both the words and the image have direct and lasting Nazi connotations based on a reference to Adolf Hitler's speech calling for a European New Order, a professional sports franchise or any other organization with both a pulse and a collective IQ above 14 would never use them on any internal or external materials. The club’s head of media, David Sternberg, apologized for the “mistake” after fan backlash on social media and promised that the truth would be found out. In other words, some entry-level flack in the marketing department or an intern will take the fall and be fired, with that firing tagged with a lame-o apology stating that there was no ill intent at all and that the organization is wholeheartedly sorry if its “mistake” offended anyone. Heck, that apology may even come complete with the suggestion that the reference to New Order was actually intended to play off the famous Manchester band of the same name and not an allusion to the atrocities and heinous inhumane acts of the Nazi regime. The irony is that racism and bigotry – usually among fans – is rampant in soccer around the world and the odds of this month ending without another incident involving hatred, bigotry and/or racism in the sport are much lower than the odds that Manchester United will actually come clean about what happened in this particular incident……..


- Some people are simply not meant to be parents. Colombian mother Margarita de Jesus Zapata Moreno probably should have taken a pass on procreating in light of allegations by local police that she was pimping out her own daughters for about $200 a piece to make ends meet. Granted, she has 13 daughters and therefore might feel like she can spare one or two every now and then to be forced to have sex with total strangers so their mother could make some extra cash, but that just seems a bit shady. Moreno was arrested this week along with a 51-year-old contractor accused of impregnating one of the young girls. Police in Bogota learned of the alleged sex trafficking after the 14-year-old girl refused to get an abortion and reported the pair to authorities. "Being a minor, she was brave to come forward and to reject and avoid an abortion," said Bogota police Col. Carlos Menendez. "That's where the investigation started." When they investigated, detectives found that Moreno began prostituting her daughters when reached the ripe old age of 12, offering men who had a “favorable financial situation” about $200 per minor. One silver lining from the case is that police uncovered the prostitution ring before the youngest daughter -- at 9 years old – could be forced into the same sickening lifestyle as her older sisters. One decidedly non-silver lining is the fact that Moreno allegedly plied the girls with drugs and alcohol to get them to comply and the combination of booze, pot, coke and forced sex with strangers for their mother’s profit has left many of the girls as drug addicts who live on the streets as prostitutes. While Moreno and the contractor, Tito Cornelio Daza, both deny the accusations, they have been charged with carnal abuse of a minor and enforcement of prostitution and face up to 25 years in prison. Police are searching for men who may have been with the girls in the hopes of arresting them as well………


- Hide the valuables and get ready for the indecipherable screaming and mumbling, visitors to the San Diego Zoo. Wait….that’s not how real-life Tasmanian devils behave? It’s just a silly Warner Bros. cartoon depiction of these elusive creatures? Well, scratch the part about the screaming and mumbling, but visitors to the zoo can still see four Tasmanian devils brought in from Australia. The animals made their public debut at the zoo late last week, giving fans a chance to catch their first glimpse of Bradley, Bixby, De-Vos, and Usmar. The quartet arrived at the zoo last month, but they were placed into a mandatory 30-day quarantine and were finally allowed to move to their new home Thursday. The San Diego Zoo is the only one in the U.S. to have the endangered species and will house the animals in its Australian Outback exhibit. Usmar is the lone female in the group, meaning the other three will have to compete for the alpha male/devil title. The devils are nocturnal hunters known for their keen senses of smell and hearing and their distinctive snarl and high-pitched scream. All four came from the Taronga Western Plains Zoo in Australia. Tasmanian devils are native to the island state of Tasmania, but they face extinction in the wild due to devil facial tumor disease, a rare, contagious cancer found only in devils. Known as DFTD, it is transmitted from one animal to another through biting, a common behavior among devils when mating and feeding. When it strikes, the disease kills all infected devils within 6-12 months because there is no known cure or vaccine. All four of the Tasmanian devils at the San Diego Zoo are free of the disease and their presence makes the zoo part of the Save the Tasmanian Devil Program, a government initiative established 10 years ago to fight the condition……..

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